Ugliest Wardrobe Malfunction Ever: Lil Kim



Her fake nipple that's stuck to her fake boob is warring for attention against her fake face.

Don't stare at the photo for too long or you'll puke yourself to Lindsay Lohan status.

[Via A Socialite's Life]

http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2008/02/07/eva-longoria-michael-kors-fall-2008-fashion-show-nyc

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26 Scandalous Comments

Whoever said that gremlins couldn't have a career in the music industry??

Thursday, June 9th, 2005 @ 2:33pm
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its the eye brows man........its the fucking eye brows. and the insane amount of blush.

Thursday, June 9th, 2005 @ 6:29pm
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Every time I look at this I think it has to be some kind of joke. I would never go out in public like that. This can't be serious.

Friday, June 10th, 2005 @ 4:06pm
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She looks like her make-up artist was stuck in the 80's

Thursday, September 1st, 2005 @ 7:47pm
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poor,poor,lil rich girl. wanted to be light, bright and white now she looks like a monster.
She is truly isane to think she looked good when she left the house. yuck yuck yuck yuck.

Monday, October 17th, 2005 @ 5:10pm
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TAMMY

Of course you would never go out in public, you can't fit through your front door. Or is it just the opposite? You are thin cause you are on CRACK.
Yeah that's it, you're a CRACALICIOUS WHORE--- LMAOAU

Hey Cunt! Yea you Tammy the Crack Cunt the call me and Dee Whore I can't wait to rip you apart
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Dee- 202-341-1462

Danni she'll never call us she too scared LMAO!

Monday, October 17th, 2005 @ 5:34pm
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Dee's friend, you are messed. Dont post your phone # on rag sites.

Monday, October 17th, 2005 @ 5:45pm
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what in god green earth is that

Wednesday, October 26th, 2005 @ 10:55pm
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DAMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT BITCH IS UGLY.........NO WONDER SHE GOT PLASTIC SURGARY DONE ALL AROUND

Friday, January 6th, 2006 @ 7:40am
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How can someone with money look that cheap? Between the painted on eyebrows, the clown makeup and that cheap ass wig...she looks like shit. Who let her out the house looking like that?

Friday, March 3rd, 2006 @ 12:00am
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bozo the clown

Friday, March 3rd, 2006 @ 12:53am
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Wow, it looks like she is wearing one of those old halloween masks that are clear and have no identifiable features except for the lips,eyes and cheeks.

Monday, March 27th, 2006 @ 2:33pm
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JESUS CHRIST...WTF!!!!

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006 @ 11:35pm
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WTF? even lots of beer would'nt help this....

Monday, October 23rd, 2006 @ 4:11am
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*will* have nightmares after this!

Monday, February 12th, 2007 @ 4:30am
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I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Then a WHOLE bunch more. I wouldn`t fuck that with Rosie O`Donnell`s dick.

Friday, February 23rd, 2007 @ 11:40pm
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Lil' Kim is auditioning to be the new, first black member of the recently reunited Twisted Sister.

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 @ 6:43pm
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holy shit. Its a little late to try to join the re-reunion KISS tour, bitch.

Saturday, August 11th, 2007 @ 4:10am
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I wonder if she has the big shoes to go along with the rest of her clown outfit.

Thursday, June 9th, 2005 @ 2:39pm
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I can't even joke about that. She looks better when she's pretending to be white a'la Micheal Jackson.

Thursday, June 9th, 2005 @ 6:40pm
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I can't believe that someone would go out in public looking like that! I looked at the picture and immediatly started vomitting. If you post more pics like this and the vomitting persists I will eventually start looking like Lindsay Lohan. Moe, next time you post a pic of this hideous nature please add a link to view it at your own discretion instead of it being the first thing you see. I doubt I will be able to sleep tonight after seeing that. I imagine I will have terrible nightmares combining Lil Kim and the movie "IT". THANKS!

Thursday, June 9th, 2005 @ 3:31pm
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oh that can't be her...it must be a female impersonator

Thursday, June 9th, 2005 @ 11:21pm
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Notorious B.I.G. would be glad he's not alive to see this travesty.

Thursday, June 9th, 2005 @ 4:38pm
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When I first saw this, I thought someone had morphed together photos of Michael Jackson & Ronald McDonald. What has happened to the Queen Bee?

Thursday, June 9th, 2005 @ 4:43pm
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Wow. That is truly frightening. Does she not own a mirror? aren't there people around her to advice her against going out like this?

Thursday, June 9th, 2005 @ 4:53pm
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