Star Jones: Bra or Scalpel?
Friday, June 17th, 2005 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

Just over the weekend, Star Jones threw a huge party filled with endless amounts of food for her metrosexual/homosexual hub's 35th birthday. I'm sure that by the end of the night, Al got plastered & had crazy drunken sex w/ a sweaty Star Jones*. Yum.
Now that you feel all dirty, gaze to the photo above, if you haven't already, and figure out exactly how Star's boobsies are looking so not Star Jonesy. Does the apparent firmness of her right melon finally provide the evidence of massive plastic surgery that we've been in search for all this time or does Star merely have a secret pushup bra that every other fat woman desperately needs.
Whatever the reason, if Star Jones can now figure out a way to make the rest of her body, minus the right boob, disappear, she'd be super hot!
Let's hope he was on top






















it looks like it's kinda folded up into the cup of her dress.
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This is definately the work of some kind of hardware...be it a bra, duct tape whatever. It still looks floppy on the top.
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WTF?
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These breast are not natural, no bra can acheive that level of balloon like firmness. I think she's had some surgery and the dress just pulls the implant to far up
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ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT WHEN I LOOK AT THIS PICTURE IS A DAIRY FARM AND MILKING A COW. WHY IS THAT????? AL MUST REALLY LOVE THOSE UDDERS.
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Did anybody else notice how his torso leans AWAY from it?
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It looks like he is leaning towards it in the picture above. What are you talking about?
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Ewwwwwwwwww, it looks like a big, hairless testicle!
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Metrosexual, drunken sweaty sex with flabby Star and her fake boobs. Oh the humanity.
Interestingly, her fake boobs are the ONLY firm thing on her body.
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all of you should be ashamed of yourselves. what have star jones and al reynolds ever done to you. nothing..get a life and stop being cruel. if you are not pillow or bedpost you know nothing about that man's seual preference. find something useful to do..protest the war, help the hurricane victims, or something beneficial to mankind.
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Uggh. Looking at her breasts, makes me wanna puke. Her husband must either be blind or a she male with a penis.
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If you think you've seen it all, just check out the new pic of Star on The View website.
Looks like something out of the Jetsons/Twilight Zone!
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First of all, if it is some sort of bra it has to be made up of titanium and some sort of hydrolic jack. And if she had surgery you know that surgeon had to self-medicate himself before gazing into those large black blankets of flab (or man boobies)
Bless Her Heart
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Im watching the view right now, and Star just openly admitted to having a breast lift AND a breast implant (she claims shes only a full 36C or something)...whatever, she still looks gross
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ambien
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The story is quite ridiculous. It never ceases to amaze me as to how far some people will go to in this country to make a successful black woman look bad. Get used to it, black women are not predominately underprivileged, uneducated, and socially unaccepted. The haters should focus on our enemies abroad and not our fellow American citizens which by the way also include black women!
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so some fat, gross, star jones look-alike on the iranian version of "the view" is more deserving of our hatred/vomit? hehe, star jones looks like a weapon of mass defecation. in other words, star jones does look that bad (SHE IS UGLY)! if you want some antivenom, look at how awesome halle berry is.
so some broad, that is abroad that is fatter and uglier than star jones with plastique (C4) surgery, instead of plastic surgery might rear its ugly head/body/personality. if thats the case then the war on terror is just.
get off your shoddy, racist soapbox.
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The ridicule of Star Jones is fueld by racism and jealosy. This is not unnoticed by people of color.
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It sounds like the haters are really jealous of Star Jones. This is really wierd, but it does look like racism.
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My grandmother is a nazi concentration camp survivor. What the germans did first to justify the the holocaust is ridicule and dehumanize successful wealthy jewish people. This is what seems to happen to women of color who have the audacity to become sucessful public figures in our country. Please lay off Star Jones, she is not the enemy. .
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My grandmother is a nazi concentration camp survivor. What the germans did first to justify the the holocaust is ridicule and dehumanize successful wealthy jewish people. This is what seems to happen to women of color who have the audacity to become sucessful public figures in our country. Please lay off Star Jones, she is not the enemy. BEBE should be ashamed to call herself an American Citizen.
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The only reason the haters consider Star Jones arrogant is because she is opinionated, smart and does not cowtow,act like a bafoon or appease white people. People in this country unwittingly resent black women who are independent while they applaud others who exibit these same characteristics i.e. Sean Hannity, Bill o’Rieley etc. The only difference is her race and gender. Wake Up and Stop the HATE!!
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why do you assume people hate on her cuz shes a successful black woman? you guys sound like the racists to me.
its 2006, not 1946
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This whole this is kind of wierd now. But I have to admit that I didn't accept star because I didn't really personally interact with wealthy black women, and I'm not used to seeing black women them stand on their own.
I have to also admit that I like Hannity and Orielly because I find them socially acceptable. I have to work on these issues.
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TO NINJA
Star is not ugly.
Why is it that blacks are called ugly just because they are proud of their afican looks, like the nose lips etc.? S
Star is beautiful! I hope she does not change her face.
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This is very troubling. I remember the civil rights movement. I remember that all blacks in positions of power were targeted and ridiculed. The attacks on star remind me that our work is not done.
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meh...
Star sux!
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THAT FAT COLORED BITCH...SHE IS NOTHING BUT NASTY,GREEDY,ARROGANT AND SPOILED.I AM FROM THE DEEP SOUTH IN ALABAMA.I GREW UP IN THE 60'S WHEN THOSE COLOREDS KNEW THEIR PLACE.TODAY, THEY THINK THEY ARE ALMOST WHITE AND WANT EVERYTHING-AT OUR EXPENSE !!!I SAY GOOD FOR HER...TRYING TO MONOPOLIZE ON HER SEAT AT THE VIEW TO PROMOTE HER RIDICULOUS WEDDING TO THAT LIGHT SKINNED GAY MAN AND ASK FOR ALL SORTS OF EXPENSIVE GIFTS IN RETURN FOR MENTIONING THEIR NAMES ON NATIONAL TV.ALL THE WHILE SWINDLING PAYLESS OUT OF 90,000 IN RESIDUALS, HER GARDENER OUT OF 8,000 FOR WORK HE PERFORMED AND NEARLY 10,000 TO A LANDLORD FOR RENTING A HOUSE IN FIRE ISLAND PINES FOR THE WEEKEND IN THE MOSTLY MALE GAY TOWN (HER HUBBY'S FAVORITE ! ) AND NEVER PAYING ISLAND REALTY ONE CENT. IMAGINE !!!!!
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I HEARD SOME THINGS THROUGH FRIENS IN "THE KNOW" AND THIS FAT BITCH WAS BAD NEWS ALL AROUND.NOTHING RACIAL,HOWEVER,SHE WAS SO OBVIOUSLY GREEDY AND JADED BY THE GOOD LIFE.GOING ALL OVER TOWN IN LIMO'S.DRINKING DOM PERIGNON CHAMPAGNE AND EATING CAVIAR.SHE HAD THE BALLS TO STIFF HER GARDENER OUT OF 8-GRAND FOR TOUCH-UP WORK HE DID ON HER PENTHOUSE ROOFTOP GARDEN ON THE UPPER WEST SIDE BECAUSE HE REFUSED TO TAKE A PHOTO OF HER NUDE INSTEAD OF THE CASH.ALSO,SHE REPORTEDLY SCREWED PAYLESS OUT OF RESIDUALS AFTER THEY DUMPED HER AS SPOKESPERSON BECAUSE THEY SAID SHE WAS TOO FAT AND A POOR IMAGE FOR THEM.AFTER THEY FIRED HER,SHE HAD A BIG HISSY FIT AND RENEGED ON THE REFUND SHE OWED FOR NEARLY 90 G'S IN RESIDUALS SHE DID NOT LEGALLY EARN.ALSO, SHE RENTED A BIG HOUSE ON THE BAY IN FIRE ISLAND PINES (A GAY MENS RESORT)...EVIDENTLY,IT WAS HER HUSBANDS FAVORITE RESORT,AND SHE STAYED THE WHOLE WEEKEND LAST SUMMER AND REFUSED TO PAY THE 10-GRAND AFTER SHE LEFT BECAUSE THE CENTRAL A/C WAS BROKE AND SHE DID NOT LIKE THE OBSTRUCTED VIEW OF THE GREAT SOUTH BAY THE HOUSE OFFERED.WAIT,THERE'S MORE...SHE REPORTEDLY ENTERED A CONTRACT WHERE SHE WAS THE NAME BEING USED FOR UP-SCALE SEX TOYS LIKE SCENTED DILDOES,RECTUM BULLETS AND ORGASM PILLS THAT NEVER CAME TO MARKET.THE LINE WAS FABRICATED BUT NEVER TOOK OFF AND SHE OWED THE MANUFACTURER 25-G'S THAT WAS HER AGREED UPON STAKE IN UP-START.THE LIST GOES ON...SHE IS A DEAD BEAT IN THE TRUE SENSE OF THE WORD.
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Drew Baby here from Valley Stream,L.I.Star Jones is aturn off because she is so phony.Aside from all the shady business deals and vicious attitude,anyone can see she only out for stardom and cash.Her greedy life-style makes her a firsr class bitch.She is a turn-off when she talks about Jesus and her faith.It is all nonsense.See how fast she would be singing a different tune if sh were working at PAYLESS and making 7.50 an hour,struggling to feed herself and keep a crummy roof over ger fat head !!!She is too spoiled,just what exactly does this fat black bitch have that is no captivating ? She is talentless, ugly and nasty to booth.The only thing she has is tremendous luck and this appears to be changing fast.Welcome to the real world....even the gay hubby AL can not be around forever !!!
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I FOR ONE AM HAPPY THAT FAT,GREEDY BITCH IS OFF DAYTIME'D "THE VIEW" HER OBESE,ARROGANT FACE WAS UP THERE FOR 9 LONG YEARS.SHE IS THE EPITAMY OF SPOILED,GREEDY,SELF-ABSORBED SNOBBERY.HOW CAN WE FOREGT THAT OSTENTATIOUS DISPLAY FOR HER WEDDING.SHE ALSO TRIED TO STIFF HER GARDENER UT OF 8 G'S FOR TOUCH-UP WORK HE DIS ON HER ROOF TOP GARDEN AND STILL OWES PAYLESS 90 G'S IN RESIDUALS SHE NEVER EARNED....NOT TO MENTION THE BILL FOR THE ARCHITECT THAT DESIGNED HER PENT HOUSE ON THE UPPER WEST SIDE.SHE SUPPOSEDLY TOLD HIM DO IT FOR FREE....AND I'LL MENTION YOUR NAME ON TV.ARE YOU KIDDING ???HE SAID ...I AM ALREADY FAMOUS,THIS JOB WILL COST YOU MILLIONS.ARCHITECTURAL DIGEST LATER FEATURED IT IN THEIR MAGAZINE AND THE BOTCH WANTED A KICK BACK !!!! SHE ALSO RENTED A 5 BEDROOM HOUSE ON THE BAY IN FIRE ISLAND PINES TWO SUMMERS AGO,IN THE MAGNIFICENT ALL GAY MALE RESORT TOWN THAT HER HOMOSEXUAL HUSBAND FREQUENTED REGULARLY FOR YEARS.AFTER THE STAY FOR ONE WEEK IN JULY 2004,THEY REFUSED TO PAY THE BILL FOR 40 G'S BECAUSE SHE CLAIMED THE A/C WAS NOT COLD ENOUGH AND THE GREAT SOUTH BAY VIEW WAS OBSTRUCTED BY A NEW CONSTRUCTION SITE.WHY DID SHE THEN STAY THE FULL WEEK WITH AL,HER GAY HUBBY ?SHE TOLD THE BIG LESBIAN VALERIE FOR A SUMMER PLACE REALTY TO CONTACT HER AGENT,THE CHECK WAS NOT GOING TO BE SURRENDERED THAT LAST DAY ON MONDAY MORNING.FROM WHAT I HEAR...TO DATE THE BILL WAS NEVER SATISFIED.BUT THAT IS NOT ALL....SHE ALSO AGREED TO LEND HER NAME TO AN UP-SCALE LINE OF SEX TOYS AND ORGASM PRODUCING SUPPLEMNTS,TO BE MARKETED UNDER THE BRAND NAME: "MADAME STAR" THE "HIGH-CLASS" DILDOES AND ANAL TOYS NEVER MADE IT TO MARKET, AS STAR REFUSED TO PAY THE MANUFACTURER THE START-UP FEE OF 20-K,AS AGREED UPON AND SIGNED FOR IN THE CONTRACT.SHE APPARENTLY WANTED TO SEE PROFITS OF 100-K OR MORE BEFORE KICKING IN THE CASH.THAT BITCH......
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I happened to see a completely disgusting picture of her in a swimsuit about a month or two ago, and her boobs were practically on the floor, so i think she had something done to them. It's too bad she didn't opt for the gastric bypass if she was going to get surgery. And by the way, her husband is such a homo, I'm surprised he hasn't divorced her and taken all her money yet.
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oh ps: everyone hates bill o'reilly
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I am white but not prejudiced. I don't hate star but I don't think she is ready for TV yet but in time she may improve her personality. But I also don't think she deserves to be ridiculed for trying.
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There are swimsuits she can purchase in her size? Are you sure it wasn't a tent? I would be scarred for life if I had seen a photo of her in a swimsuit. Please tell me it wasn't a bikini!!!! Kristen, did you have to seek medical attention after viewing that photo? Please elaborate!
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No seriously, she was in her swimsuit and she looked like a whale. I didn't have to seek medical attention though, thankfully, because she had one of those fat lady cover- up things on. But her boobs were still fully exposed, just not her cellulite. and i find it very hard to believe, after seeing that picture of her cow-utter type boobs that she could now have boobs that are more of the jessica simpson ball-shaped boobs. And her husband, if he's not 100% gay, he's just waiting for the right time to go on and take the money and run. Either way, whether he's gay or a male gold-digger, she's just an idiot. Especially for not getting the gastric bypass.
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Dude, got anything better to do than to look at gay pictures of Star Jones? Get a life, retards. Oh yeah, stop calling people bitches if you are one
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