Anna Nicole Doing Crack Whore Poses
Monday, August 8th, 2005 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

What's this lady trying to do? She should seriously ditch the posing & just stick to flashing, humping & making out w/ random people during large press events.






















You are being quite generous, calling her a lady.....she is gross!
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I think she stole that old oil man's (her 98 year old husband's) dentures, and they don't quite fit right. You know, a lot of white trash don't have their own teeth, and Anna is no exception.
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Mo,
I'm sure you are using the term "lady" loosely, but to apply it here would be a stretch. And speaking of stretch, Anna's either participated in one too many bj parties, or that is a just a permanent snarl on her skanky face.
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Lady??? She's looking more and more like a drag queen every day. See kids, this is what happens to you when you do too many drugs. Quick, someone hold her down and shoot her with botox and then make her dye those roots!!!! YEEEESH!!!
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Those teeth look sharp. Even I wouldn't let her near me! If you know what 'is" is.
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Ole Anna Nicole is just enjoying being skinny. I'd rather see her like a whacked-out crack-whore than being a gross goofy-ass pig.
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Yeah, but no matter how much weight she's lost, she'll always be a gross goofy ass pig!
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That smile shot is scary what is up with that smile all gums she reminds me of In Livin Color - Jamie Fox's Wanda remember with the lips and vasaline. She is on drugs I think all those drugs have really damaged her brain cells. I have to admit she is sorta pretty but her actions and the way she carries herself makes her look real UGLY! She needs to stop takin that stupid TrimSpa and go into rehab! What a dumb broad!
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She is a ninth grade drop out, so I doubt the drugs had too many brain cells to kill in the first place, but whatever cells she did have, they are gone now!
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Why is she smiling like that? Her lips must be cramped forever in a blowjob position or something. I guess her lips stay like that and her teeth are the only part she can move now. She looks like shit (as usual)!
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I hate this dumb fucking cunt. I wish she'd slit her wrists. Also I still think she's a fat cow!
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at what point in her never ending drunken drugged up stupor did she forget how to smile properly?
maybe too much botox? hideous.
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Yeah, what the hell is wrong with the world, when we have somebody like this....'thing'....as a celebrity? Tell me again why she is famous? Same thing goes for Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Courtney Love.....
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Also on her right hand it looks like 2 of the tips of her fingers have been bitten off. Must be some sick sex ritual with her.
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I think, drinking too much cum has made her nauseatic - spitting-like-face... Shez juz a slut!
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