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She is obviously looking at the size of it's penis for comparison purposes. "I think it is bigger then PLats...I think I will buy him and use him later"!

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 5:44pm
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Puhleeeeeassssseeee....She's probably so stretched out, she needs something the size of that whole chihuahua.

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 5:51pm
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If she wants Marc Anthony why doesn't she just wrestle with Lopez for the ratty horn dog?

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 5:53pm
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Also...why does she have her engagment ring on the wrong hand? What a dumb bitch!

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 6:04pm
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It's the Euro way to wear the ring on the other hand. She probably thinks that makes her look classier. Paris is also not the only celeb who abuses/dumps their pets. These spoiled fucks should all do hard time time cleaning cages for the Humane Society and other animal organizations.

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 6:45pm
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She's keeping the ring?? RIGHT ON SISTAH.

Hate Paris for her actions, sure, but her attitude? AWESOME! People hate her. She doesn't care! People make fun of her. She doesn't care! She's trashy, slutty, and so declasse it isn't even funny. Her charm is that SHE DOESN'T CARE!

Personally, I think she's probably mildly retarded. She looks pretty dull in most pictures.

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 8:07pm
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Sorry, Maggiesmommy, I have to disagree. Paris Hilton considers herself 'American Royalty'. She is buffered by countless lackeys kissing her ass and telling her she's spectacular. She's hosted SNL, done a movie and an ad campaign. Paris thinks we idolize and envy her, and why shouldn't she? That's what she reads and is told. Paris Hilton does not possess a great sense of self, nor is she thick skinned. Paris Hilton is simply oblivious.

BTW, Tammy ~ I think she wears the ring on her right hand because it is stronger than the left. And as she's 'complained' a million times ~ "The diamond is so big! It's making my hand hurt!"

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 9:46pm
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This dumb whore has Narcissistic Personality Disorder! She is unable to care about anything but herself. She has been made to believe she is 'special' since birth. Which is just one more reason I can't stand to see people idolize this tramp. It just makes her ego grow even more.
I must be old or something, because it used to be that bragging on oneself and acting like a snob were bad things to do. It was looked down upon (just like being a whore). So what the hell is going on, when this delusional bitch shows up, and people think she is God's gift to the world? WTF?!? She does not have confidence. It is called ARROGANCE, and she is definitely not lacking there.

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 11:34pm
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OH PLS, like as if the fugly ring is gonna make her hand hurt. Just look at her handS, they are HUGE!!!!

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 11:51pm
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15) you said it, she doesnt care about anyone BUT HERSELF, ITS ALL ABOUT
HER-WHAT SHE WANTS, all of her "friends"are not speaking to her for "stealing" an olson's boyfriend (lohan, tranny kim stewart, tara reid)
shes like some kind of celebrity-fame vampire, she surrounds herself with the
famous & uses them to feed her massive ego.

(with friends like these WHO NEEDS ENEMIES)
i hope paris ends up alone with a couple of uncurable VDs

Saturday, October 8th, 2005 @ 1:18am
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She was made fun of big time on Southpark, and Valentino basically called her trash. Then he went even on further to say that she is not even pretty. Basically he is saying she is UGLY, wich she is. On top of that, Paris Lastis parents kicked her to the curb, and humiliated her & her parents. You know those things had to hurt being humilated like that. She may not care that the vast majority of the world thinks she is ugly & useless, you know the "little people." But she cares when she is publicly humilated, and a top/famous designer calls her ugly and it makes it all over the news. That Valentino comment had to hurt. (OUCH!) PH lives for thinking her loopy eyed self is *beautiful,* and does not like to be remininded that in reality she is not, and people constantly make fun of her bird nosed face. I am sure by now she most likely belives she was actually born with her *blue eyes*, and not her natural brown eyes.

Saturday, October 8th, 2005 @ 8:41am
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O Lordy, I think I love you.

Let us just agree to disagree, ok? She's not my idol, I just think she's so dang facinating. If you think about it, her life is nothing if not totally bizarre... an heiress who is a party girl - pretty normal. An heiress who fancies herself an actress/artist/songstress/legitimate ANYTHING - happens all the time. An heiress who can't help but be scandalized by a seemingly endless stream of porn tapes about her - completely ridiculous. She's like Bizzarro Heiress or something. It's just so preposterous. Is she arrogant, yes. Is she oblivious to how most people see her? I don't think so. Not saying I condone the attitude but I guess I wish I had just a teensy bit of that moxie. Oh and some of that cheddar, too. That would be nice.

ps there's nothing wrong with manhands.

Saturday, October 8th, 2005 @ 12:02pm
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Re Cynthia ~ Ditto.

Saturday, October 8th, 2005 @ 2:18pm
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I find everything about her disturbing!!

Saturday, October 8th, 2005 @ 2:54pm
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i'd like to find a link to that story

it doesnt surprise me she cant hold a conversation,

theres just something in her eyes & the way she talks that makes me believe
shes borderline retarded or barely literate

Saturday, October 8th, 2005 @ 3:56pm
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Wow, I feel sorry for that dog.

Saturday, October 8th, 2005 @ 5:19pm
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It was in Star magazine,I believe.And half of what they say are lies anyways,but then again...look at Paris,I really wouldn't doubt it if that story was true.

Saturday, October 8th, 2005 @ 8:54pm
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I am not sure which dog I feel the most sorry for.

I feel for the Chihuahua for having to stare at Paris but I also pity Paris for being totally stupid and having a vadge like a wizard’s sleeve.

Sunday, October 9th, 2005 @ 3:09am
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little does paris know, but kevin federline has his eyes now her

Sunday, October 9th, 2005 @ 11:34am
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Oh great! The way that bastard impregnates everything within 50 yards, we will soon have a Paris Jr. running around wearing a tiara, posing and dragging a dog! AAUUGGHH!!

Sunday, October 9th, 2005 @ 10:08pm
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As far as her not being able to hold a conversation. Didn't you see all the articles that came out after her guest appearance on SNL? The cast of SNL said that they couldn't talk to her unless the conversation was "Paris" related. She wouldn't talk about anything else but herself...surprise? I wasn't surprised at all. The cast didn't like her at all and thought she was completely self absorbed. DUH!

Monday, October 10th, 2005 @ 9:21am
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Well, that is because she IS completely self absorbed! The SNL cast had a bet going, to see who could get her to ask any of them a question about themselves. Nobody won, because Paris is not the least bit interested in anyone or anything, but HERSELF! Now tell me, is this someone who should be idolized? Looked up to? Fer cryin' out loud! What the hell is going on in the world, when we have the most disgusting, self absorbed piece of crap running around half dressed, and the world goes crazy? Are people really that dumb? I guess so!
I recently read an article about a poll that was taken, asking American women what woman would most be thought of as American Royalty. And 48% voted Paris Hilton! AAUUGGHH!! So THAT is where the dumb self absorbed bitch got the idea that she is American Royalty!!!! WTF?!? Where did they give this poll? The school of mental retardation or what?!? WHY ARE PEOPLE SO DUMB?
(I feel like making an assinine Alec Baldwin statement here, saying I am going to move out of the U.S., but stupidity, unfortunately, is EVERYWHERE!)

Monday, October 10th, 2005 @ 10:41am
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American Royalty my ass...the closest to getting to royalty for her would being a high class hooker,she's got the look down already.Since when does being the innkeeper's daughter make someone royalty.The 48% that voted Paris should be shot.

Monday, October 10th, 2005 @ 12:25pm
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Nancy! PLEASE don't use the words high class and Paris Hilton in the same sentence. Also, you can't use the words intelligent, down-to-earth, caring or modest in a sentence with the words Paris Hilton either. Some sort of grammatical error.
And yes, that 48% should be shot!

Monday, October 10th, 2005 @ 1:32pm
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I only said it because of her expensive clothes!But then again,now that I think about it,high class hookers would probably do something about that damn lazy eye.
I retract the word "high class" from my last comment.

Monday, October 10th, 2005 @ 1:36pm
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haha I live in Texas,too.Of course a little town called Pearland that no one's ever even heard of .

Monday, October 10th, 2005 @ 2:02pm
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I can't believe there is a town called Worms! Makes me want to pick up and move there, just so I can say i live in Worms!
I have heard of Pearland, believe it or not. South of Houston, right? Ever heard of Kerrville? 60 miles NW of San Antonio.

Monday, October 10th, 2005 @ 2:39pm
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Yay finally someone has!Yup,South of Houston.Kerrville sounds familiar,but I'm not exactly sure if I've heard of it.

Monday, October 10th, 2005 @ 3:16pm
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I eat bull balls at The Night Crawler in Worms Nebraska!

Monday, October 10th, 2005 @ 3:27pm
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That would make a great t-shirt Tammy!

Monday, October 10th, 2005 @ 4:59pm
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I didn't say she was tight...I said that the dogs got more packing the PLat does. I also think she is holding one of her hair extensions next to the dog to make sure it matches for special outings.

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 5:56pm
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Its just as Southpark predicted, she is killing all her pets. Next she will try to buy a child... WE HAVE GOT TO STOP HER. We CANNOT let her procreate.

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 6:51pm
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Its not the European way to wear a ring on your right finger! WTF?? What a stupid comment. I hate people who pretend they know shit. Im european through and through...the only variation is when we wear the ring on the pinkie finger. Obviously the photo has been flipped or she is wearing it to show it off. I mean its an engagement ring it will only fit her on two fingers so she has limited choice on where she wears it. Or like Tammy said its an old photo. My GOD some ppl are stupid.

Scuse the rant. Bad hangover! At the moment everything pisses me off.

She looks a little ranked out by the dog. But then she always looks like she just sucked a lemon. I like Capt Rant's comment...perhaps a doberman would fit better.

Saturday, October 8th, 2005 @ 9:07am
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Get off the crack! See this bitch for what she really is. Fascinating? Uh, no. She has absolutely no idea how to do anything useful, or be anything except helpless. Take all that money away and she would really be pathetic. She has been adored her whole life by mommy and daddy, and so she now has Narcissistic Personality Disorder (being spoiled rotten is one way to develop it). She has no feelings for anyone but her own ass. Sure, she probably loves her family and all, but look how she sends her dog to her Mom's to live!! If you can't love your dog.....GEEZ!
Supposedly fame is a drug, and you can see that she is addicted. These morons will do anything to get their name in the spotlight. Just look at those idiots Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.
I just do not see anything fascinating about Paris Hilton at all. I think she (and other extremely rich people) are in their own world. I can not even imagine trying to have a conversation with her, not that I would even want to try. The SNL cast said that when she was on there last year, she wasn't interested in talking to anyone about anything, just striking poses! COME ON! I like myself and all, but I really am not all that interested in me, me, me! I am interested in meeting people, learning new things, seeing the world, etc. But not Paris. Nope. She is only interested in herself, which would definitely not make her interesting in the least!
She is disgustingly shallow, unintelligent and materialistic. Definitely the kind of person I would want to avoid.

Saturday, October 8th, 2005 @ 1:11pm
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P.S. About those 'blue' eyes... Am I the only person that finds her 24/7 wearing of tinted contact lenses disturbing?

Saturday, October 8th, 2005 @ 2:21pm
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I heard about some guy from the O.C. (Forgot his name) got hit on by Paris whenever the O.C. first came out and he said that she couldn't hold a conversation.Big surprise,huh?hahhaha.
I'd imagine talking to her would be like talking to one of those toys where you pull the strings...
"That's hot!"
ugh.

Saturday, October 8th, 2005 @ 3:31pm
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HAHA! Don't mean to harp at you, Nancy. Those whores were in a town here in Texas, nearby my town, when they did that Simple Life 2 crap a couple of years ago. And anyone who saw them said they looked like '2 bit whores'. Hey, I guess these Texans call 'em like they see 'em! (I am not an original Texan)

Monday, October 10th, 2005 @ 1:39pm
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I went to Worms again last Wednesday. YUMMY!

Monday, October 10th, 2005 @ 2:07pm
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Cynthee check your e-mail. You'll love I think!

Monday, October 10th, 2005 @ 5:05pm
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Is that an old photo, or is she actually shopping for yet another smaller replacement dog? Where is the SPCA when this brain dead whore is trading down dogs? I'm amazed every single day when I wake up and realize that yes, it is possible to hate Paris Hilton even more.

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 5:57pm
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Ew, that or that dog has the hairiest ass EVER!

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 5:57pm
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Cute little rascal, isn't he?

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 5:58pm
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It looks like it is going to scratch her eyeballs out.

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 6:01pm
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Yes, it is an old photo. She is still wearing her engagement boulder and if it were current she wouldn't have it on. All the recent Paris sighings report she is ringless now. I did hear on E last night that she is KEEPING the ring by the way.

Friday, October 7th, 2005 @ 6:01pm
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