First Girlled Cheese Mary & Now The Allah Eggplant!
Monday, October 17th, 2005 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
This is quite possibly one of the saddest posts I've done, so bare with me.
Behold, my friends! This is a slice of an eggplant from my backyard w/ Allah written on it (in Arabic, of course). I can't read or write Arabic, but luckily an A-rab friend was close by & saw it. You can compare with the Arabic form here.
I was thinking about eBaying it for $30-40k to some crazy, rich person, but battered up & fried, it was, by far, the most holiest & tastiest eggplant I've ever had! Promise.
May God have mercy on me.
Here are more Allah Eggplants!!
I bought some Jesus toast on ebay. Got me a real nice piece.. check it out
http://thedeepandmeaningful.blogspot.com/2005/08/jesus-toast.html
Went well with my scrambeled egg...
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Pretty sick to sell perishable food on eBay or anywhere. Who wants a half eaten sandwich? You did the right thing battering and chowing down on these tasty eggplants. Did you know that eggplants have an enzyme in them that prevents flatulence? Kinda defeats the purpose of calling them EGGplants.
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Moe-I'm proud of you! You grow your own eggplant?!
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That does say 'Allah' in Arabic. YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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And I care because..........
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No one asked you to care bitch. it's your own mistake for caring enough keep reading and then commenting on it. are you upset that it doesn't read, "jesus slave"?
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hehe, i liked the last post. ya i can't read arabic but i'll take your word for it
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It doesn't say ANYTHING! It is a piece of eggplant. Eggplants can't write messages to people.
With your imagination, you can see anything within that slice.
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So what are you saying? You don't see the seeds?
If you look from a perverted perspective, you can actually see saggy boobs.
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Hahaha. Make that three saggy boobs.
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Mimi is an intellectual.
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BTW, Mimi, How do you stand on Toast w/Holy Simulacra? That's totally real, right?
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Get Me A Valium Quick:
Those Holy Simulacra are about as real as Tammy's breasts appear to be.
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Mimi!! I hope you didn't just jinx us by mentioning 'her' name... She's been MIA, ya know.
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Get Me A Valium Quick:
No jinx intended. And I did notice"her" absence today. Must be a busy day at work for "her."
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Was there a plane crash in Nebraska?
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Hmmmm, that is an interesting thought. A plane crash.
I'll be sure to watch the national news tonight for any important news from the great state of Nebraska.
Just admit that you miss her.
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Maybe the seeds say in Azerbajan-ish that Moe is a hot piece of ass?
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She didn't give me a chance to miss her sorry ass. The bitch is back as 'Morticia'. Read the 'Writers Contest' post.
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Good call, GMAVQ!!
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GMAVQ, Mimi, my dearest darlings...
Don't speak 'her' name lest she appear! It's like saying Bloody Mary three times in the mirror... don't let the evil loose! Just in case you need a dose of it, though:
'OMG... OMG... you must be OBSESSED WITH ME!! I am not me I am me but not me but also me pretending to be me! Look at my picture! No, don't! My boobs are real! No! They're fake! How dare you look at them! I don't care what you think! YES I DO!!!! But it's not me! It's me! I'm a coroner/mortician/makeup artist/pilot/model/blogger/doctor/writer/indian chief! You must work at McDonalds! Hey you spelled that wrong! HEY YOU'RE USING CAPS LOCK! Hey here's a definition! I am alloud to spell things wrong but not you! OMG... OMG...'
There. Happy? ;)
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"she" gets far too much satisfaction from commenting on this site. I remember the good ol' days before "her" arrival. no one to dominate the posts, no stories glorifying "herself", and being able to comment without "her" constantly attacking/ making remarks/showing off.
"she" has almost taken the fun out of this site for me. Moe and Jackson with their fantastic posts keep me coming back. forget about the commenter's on this site, it's the fellas who I love. Keep it up guys! :)
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LMAO DB's Wife ~ I gotta say, DB is one lucky mofo.
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haha it does look like it says Allah in arabic but i don't take that kind of thing too seriously, its just an eggplant.
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[...] finding the names of God in aubergines, we’ve had Allah and we’ve had, well, another Allah but you get the [...]
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(Because a plane crash would mean lots of dead bodies, ergo, lots of 'work' for 'her'.) I didn't know if I made sense or not...
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