The Olsen Monkeys In Lord Of The Starbucks Coffee & Blackberry!
Tuesday, December 13th, 2005 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Mary-Kate begging for pity in W Magazine.
Paris and I always only had nice things to say about each other. Now I guess you can tell we're not talking. It's a
hurtful and painful subject. I miss him and I love him, and I don't speak with him anymore. [Monkey Blog]
Ok, this sounds like the perfect ingredients for a celebrity murder. Since the Olsens tend to do jobs together, it's still a mystery as to who will put an end to Paris Hilton.
boo fuckin hoo!!
he dumped the monkey for a praying mantis.
hello MK!! did you forget you are rich & famous? get a life!!!
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hey this is Ashley not MK
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how come they look so much alike? I think they are fraternal correct?
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They do look like monkeys.
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Can we put up another photo so I don't have to see her when I am bored and decide to check the site?
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They do look like monkeys...interesting.
They claim to be faternal twins but I'm afraid they are mistaken..no non-identical twins look that much alike. And why would the producers of Full House hire non-identical twins to play identical twins. Either way, they look like they are still 10 years old and most men would need a garbage bag of cocaine to get turned on by them. I think paris is an upgrade..even though shes a foul creature.
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Disturbing, miniature simian-like creature. Go out to your garden...lift a rock... and besides strange little wormy slugs and pulsating chiggers, you'll find MK and her sis living there, too...
Take the rock and SMASH it down... HARD.
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did you all looked at yourself already? Why should all of you make so many nasty remarks on 2 beautiful girls? well, ... I think it's obvious! Probably you all look like freaking hippies or something else, probably worser. But you should all be ashamed cause none of you will ever appear in movies or something and guess what... they do! But it's okay I can forgive you, you're probably all abused by your father and you need to get away with your anger. And you all look like the most fugly bitches and dumbasses(cause MK and Ashley go to University, so do I). You all feel so bad for yourself that you need to look at 2 victims. So sad, so sad, so fuckin' sad.
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Y DO PEOPLE HAVE TO BE SO CREUL...WATS UR PROBLEM MK HAS GONE THROUGH ALOT AND IF U CANT RESPECT HER THAN I THINK U SHOULD GET A LIFE!!!...JUST CAUSE U ARE A SAD PERSON WITH NOTHING TO HOLD ON IN UR LIFE ....DONT GO AROUND BEING HORRIBLE TO OTHERS...WAIT TILL IT HAPPENS 2 U !!!...WHAT GOES AROUND...COMES AROUND!!!.........EVER HEARD OF THAT!!!...SO PLEASE ME NICE.....MARY KATE AND ASHLEY ARE MY IDOLS ...I HAVE LOOKED UP 2 THEM FOR AGES ...AND THEY IS NO WAY IM GONNA STOP LIKING THEM CAUSE OF YOU....WAIT A MIN Y WUD I !!!!!.........MARY KATE AND ASHLEY RULE!!!!!...U GO GIRLS!!!~!!.....LOVE THEIR MOVIES........AND BOOKS!!!!!!.....WOO HOOO.....THEY ROCK!!!!!!.....
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Air-Conditioners
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that looks like Ashley...
no wait..ugly monkeys..that are too cheap to give money to charity
get over Paris hilton...she stole ur bf..*tear*
i agree that shez uglier then mk or ash
buhh seriouslyyy
Mk u got DUMPED
get over it
and stop going back to ur ex
u dont even deserve him
hez nice..ur lucky...id laugh at u in ur face
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isnt that ashley
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It's not that they're fraternal, it's just that MK is officialy using more drugs because of the whole Stavros Nachos thing.
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That's why her face is worse. Not that Ashley's is much better.
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