Snoop Dogg Had Sex With Jessica Alba! Damn Him!!

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GODDD DAMN TYPO!!!!

Come on; snoop's cool and all but u gotta believe that she didn't let his bony ass invade the temple that is her body.

i am not hating or anything you pricks think. i KNOW the REAL alba, and although her body and face make for a beauty, her personality makes her ugly as sin. she is a backstabber, liar and i HOPE WITH ALL MY HATE AND MIGHT SHE GETS CANCER, AIDS, HEPITITIS, ANYTHING THAT WILL SERVE HER HATEFUL SELF RIGHT. YES, I DO HATE HER, I HATE HER BECAUSE OF WHAT SHE DID TO ME. go ahead and say IM the evil one, say did she steal your man? NO because im a GAY GIRL and the one who all of you think is the fucking oracle need to grow the fuck up. i HATE HER AND AM PLACING ALL NEGATIVE VIBES SO SHE FUCKING CRASHES AND BURNS

OF COURSE she fucked snoop!!!!!! every girl wants to and besides, she smokes so much OBVIOUSLY they hung out. you dont need to be anyone to fuck snoop, plus shes hollywood/NY's MEXICAN FUCKING MATTRESS
no, NOT gay, NOT blind, but #1 dude that commented is so fucking RIGHT ON THE MONEY!!!! what about carmen? what about lohan? what about klum? what about all the other girls WHO DONT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE HIT THEM ON THE HEAD WITH A BRICK !!!
the bug eyes, saggy ass and chunky belly need to go. sorry i like REAL BLONDES WITH BLONDE SNATCH HAIR! i wish someone would just fucking bash jessicsumbag albatross's ugly pie face with the thyroid eyes into a really gritty concrete wall, THEN you can ALL see that shes just ANOTHER UGLY BITCH
like gil, i am SIGNING OFF fuck all of you who are going to obviously tell me im blind or gay, i dont give a flying fuck, know why? THIS IS MY GODDAMNED OPINION

wow! as philip mccracken would say....theres some hateful alba bashing so ill add some more..( thanks, Mccaracken!!!) oh NO! not ANOTHER person who isnt GAY, needs their eyes checked or hatin. im a dude who feels that is is NOT the hottest thing that walks the fucking earth! and if you check out some of the bastardly posts regarding that stank hole carnary-faced cow you would see that there ARE SOME PPLE who DO not think shes the hottest in the fuckin world!!!!! MY opnion, get it? some ppl dont even like angeliena jolie ( but i cant fuckin imaine why??!!! shes so fuckin hot and sexy i could just.....ahem..look at her all day long and be happy!!! ). sorry dudes, no hatin i just dont see why everyone is suddenly jumping onto the "loving girls who look elike their 3, body wize and facial wize! thats pretty perverted and sicking if you ask me. and look at the pic of her abobve she is so NASTY!!!! cute? NO?! pretty? FAR FROM it!!! a beauty? NOW im holding my sides laughing! and hot? well i bet she smells like a hot used diaper.

oh NO!!! Taylor R please, no!!!!!!!! all the ones you mentioned ( aside from lohan ) are tru, they are kinda yucky, but alba???!!!! come ON!!!! she is NO lohan, lindsay is beautiful, TINY ( im 5′9 give or take, and i like my women to be at the TALLEST 5′3, MAYBE 5′4, but yes i know lohan is taller so fuckin what )and weigh at the most 100-111 pounds, and has the most sexies eyes!!!!! know why?? cuz they have LIFE and EXPRESSION and LIGHT in them!!!!! so what if she does coke, who fuckin cares im sure MANY on this post do TOOOOO!!!! lohan has such a great body and jessica’s looks like a little boy’s with her barrel chest and donkey voice. ive never met alba, but i live in manhatten ( no, NOT poor, actually i live at 994, 5th ave–right next to the stanhope– but go ahead ans say im lying because oh your going to find out where i live!! oh no!! jokes on everyone its a doorman building, kay???!!! ) and ive seen her walking around, and hey guys, want to know something? are you ready? ok……YOUD NEVER RECOGIZE HER W/OUT ALL THE FUCKIN AIRBRUSHING!!!!!!!!!!!! shes just average, an annoying z-list razzie winner handing out oscars because she obviously was the mattress for the awards committee. sorry, shes chubby, her eyes bug out of her head like when you squeeze a stress doll, and her talentless parade of moronic idiocy cries out– please! someone crate me and put me in a warehouse like raiders and throw away the key!!!!!

hey guys!! its me!! jessiskank albatross!!!! i know, i look EXACTLY like the pancake lady on the syrup bottles!!! thats me! as for my talent, i know got none cuz i dropped out of school to make myself famous for taking off all my clothes in movies, doing the directors to make SURE i get the part, and then, after i play every talantless, whoreish role in the business, i take off my clothes, pose in hope ill be FHM's Sexiest Star, then i lost it to Scarlett Johansenn. so guess what guys? now im going to take off my clothes again and say im sick of being sexy! im sick of playing the whore, the horney secretary and the slutty maid! now its time for me to take my clothes off, yet again so i can ensure a role as a serious, talented actress who will be starring in romantic comedies and serious dramas. sh*t, whered my g string go?

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OUCH!!!! um, that wasnt very cool.....

PS I doubt she did it with snoop!!! :)

I KNOW SHE DID IT WITH SNOOP!!! WHATS SHE TRYING TO DO NOW?? START A FUCKIN MUSIC CAREER? WELL HEY THATS HOW SHE GETS THE PARTS...BY SCREWING EVERYONE/THING IN SIGHT WHILE SHE PRETENDS TO BE THE FUCKIN VIRGIN MARY THEN SHOWS HER UGLY FAT CELULITE ASS ON THE BEACH AS SHE PICKS HER WEDGE AND DIGS FOR DINGLEBERRIES!!!
YOURJUSTJEALOUS!, I THINK SHE ACTUALLY DID FUCK SNOOP!
BUT I WOULD STILL LOVE TO SEE YOUR BODY, YOURJUSTJEALOUS! !!!!!!!

umm vito? are you a stalker?

NO YJJ! BUT I WOULD KILL TO SEE YOU NAKED, WITH ALL YOUR WORKING OUT, BABY

um, well thanks :) i am pretty proud of it, but everyone knows that cuz i always say that in my comments! heehee, vito i love your opinions!!!!

Vito always has something so outrageous to say I bet she's terrible in bed.

LOL NORA, I BET MY BANK ACCOUNT THE FAT CUNT BE THE WORST FUCK EVER!!!
SHES SO STUCK UP AND FAT AND GROSS AND HER GIANTIC PUSSY MUST SMELL LIKE AN OLD SHOE SR8 OUT OF THE DUMPSTER! HER HUGE FEET = ONE HUGE ASS PUSSY HOLE. I BET YOU COULD FIT A PAINO IN THERE WITH ROOM FOR A GIANT CHICKEN DINNER. SLOBBA IS AN OVERRATED TURD WITH TOO MUCH OF AN EGO PROBLEM. PLUS SHES A TOTAL RETARD. I JUST FELT THE BILE IN MY THROAT THINKING OF THOSE CRUSTY FEET!!!!!!
GIGGETTY GIGGETTY GOO.....I AM VITO, I LOVE JEALOUS, AND SLOBBA IS A PIECE OF POO
DONT LIKE MY OPINION ON THE FAT CUNT? GET GLASSES AND SUCK IT BITCHES.

CHECK IT BITCHES!!!!
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0605/jessica-alba-mtv-fight-16.jpg&i... Alba Fights on MTV Pictures
CUT AND PASTE IT WONT WORK ANY OTHER WAY
NOW YOU CAN ALL SEE HER NARSTY BOD IN THESE AWFUL TIGHT YOGA PANTS, AND I THOUGHT YOGA PANTS WERE SUPPOZED TO BE LOOSE...LIKE HER!! LOLOLOL!!!!!
LOOK AT HER DIMPLY THUNDER THIGHS AND SAGGY FAT ASS!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
GIGGETY GIEETY GO, VITO WAS RIGHT ABOUT SLOBBA, AND YOU SHOULD HATE HER TOO

another one of fatty "slobba"!!!! (laughing SO hard! ) oh, vito, how come i havent seen you on the posts before??? maybe cuz ive been on vaca for about a month too long;)
finally, another man who thinks shes chunky and a no-talent ugly slob!
aww, vito, you like YYJ! :) check out the LC thread, we go way back! i bet she DID fuck snoop, shes such a dirty boring scallywag. i bet snoop had to fake cumming!!!!

heehee, Juniper!!!!!! that was funny as hell!!! hey let me ask you this-- would YOU fuck snoop Juniper? ;)

YYJ!!!! i love you honey!!! but i dont know......maybe, hes not unattractive, and i like his music! hed probably want me to take it in the ass tho, but i think i would do him ;)
but NOT to start a music career!! HA ha!!!! just cuz i enjoy sex ;)

Dear vito,
you are so mean
you dont even know jessica and you are saying all this bad stuff about her
she is so pretty (with or without makeup) and i would give anything to look like her!!!
you are a racist piece of filth
and no, i wont suck it, i will cut it off with a razor blade...hahahaha...take that!!!

honey? sweetie? this is a blogger site......we hate on/love on people and thats how it is. plus, dont yell at vito, he fucking rocks!!!! its cool, were all here to have differening opinions, so its all good right? but vito is the man, hes so fucking FUNNY!!!!! just TAKE a CHILL PILL AND RELAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no one on here "knows" her, but thats the point. (shrug) these are what gossip blogs are all about!!! :)

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This is for the haters all across the world

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This is for the gangstas all across the world

THANK YOU JEALOUS! SHE AINT PRETTY OR TALENTED OR THIN OR ANYTHING ELSE. THATS ALL, AND I NEED TO GO TO VOMIT IN THE CAN NOW THAT I HAVE SEEN HER YET AGAIN ON THIS FUCKING SITE, WHICH I DO ADMIT I LOVE. OK IM DONE PUKING, BUT I HAVE SOME NEWS FOR ALL OF YOU! SHES REPLACING LOHAN IN SOME DANE COOK MOVIE...GET THIS, A ROMANTIC COMEDY. I CANT WAIT TILL IT FLOPS.
DONT LIKE M Y OPINION ON SLOBBA?FUCKIN SUCK IT TWICE AND SWALLOW

[...] We reported (more like assumed) that Jessica Alba had sex with Snoop a while back and here the two meet again at an LG & Jermaine Dupri 2006 BET Awards after party. As you can see, there’s no ignoring the sexual tension between the two. Well, here’s how the night panned out where Snoop was probably not the only one to get a piece of Alba Ass Heaven. [...]

you go do ya thang snoop tap that ass again but this time save some for me

Shit i fucked SNOOP in the ass while Jessica alba sat on my face,but half way through i had to stop!I realized i wasn't gay?hmmmmn?Oh well...That's my story and i'm stickin to it!LoL!

OK.. Whay a bunch of retards... who the fuck cares

snoop dogg cool and all but he doesen't have to have sex with jessica alba

Yea Snoop did fuck Jessica Alba. She like musicians and they like her ass. Sha schemmes to have fuck with Snoop again and he did fuck her again. And Derek Jeter fuck her.

DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNn

omg how it come
how shit she done that
i cant believe this playmate sleep with such monkey black slave fuk

i love jessica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i'm her 1#fan she is my idol, my inspiration, she rocks, she is the best!|!!!!a diva!!!!!

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