Bastardly Body Double: Natalia & Adriana Lima

I would like to puke on this chick's face...it may help her out...at the very least the bile would help wash of that disgusting spay on tan...

Seriously, this chick looks like the female version of Lee Hotti (www.leehotti.com).

Final verdict:

Delusional and Disgusting.

HOLY SHIT! THIS GIRL IS SO NASTY! SHE LOOKS LIKE A MONSTER!
IF SHE THINKS SHE LOOKS LIKE ADRIANA, SHE REALLY NEEDS TO GO TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS LIKE UNBELIEVABLE!

holy spray on tan buttman... however if pics of adriana lima outnumber competitors a billion to 1 i'm all for more matchups. More importantly, whos waking up next to adriana in the morning? Cash warren infiltrated jess alba, but no dirt on adriana lima?

This bitch looks more like a mixture of Jordan, Jodie Marsh and a dog...
Some may find this attractive but they need help.

WTF?!?!?! WHAT. THE. FUCK.
she is basically insulting adriana lima by saying she looks like her! omg! she seriously is creepy looking!... orange skin.. blue eyes.. bad skin.. errrrgggghhhhh!!!!

is this some kind of sick joke?

yeah, i refuse to venture past the first page. just looking at that girl has somehow made me sterile.

Wow.!

LOL! "dead sexy" you certainly have a point there...

Adriana she is not. But I'd cut her a little slack, granted she deserves a blow by even trying to compare herself to Adriana, but she's not not totally fugly. I agree Adriana is the total package, I mean she's a lingere model!! Come on! So just looking like in the face isn't going to cut it. Natalia does have very pretty eyes though. There, I think that's her 1st compliment on this blog!!

She's done her makeup in order to look exactly like Adriana, but the fantastic thing is that it doesn't work. The nude lipstick and ass-explosion of eyeliner are attempts to make us see more similarities between the two, since Adriana usually adopts a similar makeup scheme in most of her photos. Natalia's problem, however, is that her makeup wasn't done by a professional and she wasn't airbrushed afterward; therefore, she just looks like an overdone hooker leaving the skeezy motel after getting banged by an overzealous guy with three chins.
Perhaps if she washed all of it off and stopped trying to compare herself to supermodels, it would be more easily recognizable that she is in fact attractive. She just needs to stop trying to be someone she's not.

adriana looks like she is packing i picture 8.

where do these matchups come from?
are they like people that post on this site?

Another case of girls with dark skin, dark hair and light eyes thinking that's all that is needed to look like Adriana Lima. Sorry, but that's not it. This girl's not ugly per se (she does look like a total hoebag-slut, though), but she is in no way, shape or form even close Adriana. These girls could at least look like models.
Damn, Adriana is so damn beautiful. The face!

Oh, and I agree - her eyes do look nice on page 3.

"misguided" indeed.

lLok, she's a fairly attractive girl with beautiful eyes, nice hair and not bad facial features. BAD, BAD, makeup and horrible fake tan aside, i can see why she thinks she looks like her, b/c she does A LITTLE TINY BIT.
It's hardly a fair matchup in the first place, compounded by the fact that you're comparing her to pics of ALima with perfect makeup, lighting, hairstlying and lingerie. I'd like to see pics of ALima in a cab or when she just woke up and it would be a more realistic matchup. This girl is much more attractive than the Shareefeah girl, so give her SOME credit at least.

Cake! shareefa is 29837289372987398 times prettier than this.. this.. thing!

both look ugly to me X:

Puckering does not equal posing.

Unless it's a puckered a-hole.

she looks like cher in her 70s!

I was expecting someone decent looking...or at least compared to lil Kim (I just got done looking at that post)...she's like a horrific version of Aromia

ladies-

just because those guys that you hooked up w/for one-nighters told you that you look like Adrianna Lima (or angelina jolie, etc etc), that does not mean that you actually resemble them in any way. Please repeat after me: Men will say ANYTHING to get you into the sack. And I mean anything, sistahs. And he didn't call the next day, DID HE?

On the other hand, all you ladies who send in your pics are def hot in your own ways. so, if you ever decide to dabble in bisexuality, please feel free to contact me.

thanks, zenjen

My 1st, 2nd, and 3rd thoughts: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My 4th thought: I wanna wet that chicks lips down and stick to a window or bathtub or mirror or something
My 5th thought: I wonder how big her penis is?

are you kidding? just because you can pout and put on tons of makeup (not a good job too), doesn't mean you're going to look like Adriana. Man, I laughed my ass off with this one. Seriously, whoever told you to submit those hated you. Or, like some people said, wanted to sleep with you. Either way, they lied to you. I feel a little sorry. But it's still funny.

*CLEARS THROAT*

why the hell is her hair in such bad condition?

I hope she's using spray-on fake tan. If not, someone needs to tell her she's going ot look 50 by the time she turns 30. Yes, darker skin makes light eyes more striking...but deep cracks in your skin don't make ANYONE look better when they're young. Geez.

as some have already said, having the that "look" ( dark hair, light eyes, tanned skin) does not necessary make one look like her adriana lima.

most important in telling is a similar face structure besides the eyes, hair, and tan. i have actually seen someone that looked like adriana lima not just b/c of her eyes and hair, and natural tan but also her facial features. it was in fact the face that made her look very similar.

that girl is no where near close to looking like adriana lima, besides her tan is oviously fake and nasty. she's a cute girl but looks horrid with that skank tan and bad makeup trying to look like adriana lima.

in picture 3, this chick actually kind of looks like a darked hair mary-kate olsen with a spray tan that went wrong. just in that picture... and just a little...

[...] With that, she was talking about Natalia. So how does Cristina stack up against her? [...]

KILL IT!

Shes doesnt look like Adriana but Shes got pretty eyes, and "dead sexy" is right on the point about how she should look like who she is. Just because Natalia doesnt look like Adriana does not mean shes ugly.

Tranny.

yeah a little photshop like lima has and they would be identical

are you kidding me??? there can be no woman looking like adrina! especially, this chick is not even close

I'd let my dog hump this bitch, with a double condom.

There's only one word for this:

Fuck.

i really don't wanna be mean but... yegads!

please everyone... looking a certian way is not everything. I would rather be judged by my personaity and actions than the way I look. Adriana would not be who she is if it wasnt for her parents. Everything is genetic... so be just the best person YOU can be. After Adriana reaches her 30's.. her carreer will be over, younger models will come.. its just the cycle of life.... LOOK BEYOND THAT! women are more than their looks.

In every one of her pictures she's got her lips all puckered up. Maybe your should have done the comparison of her next to Nicolette Sheridan. She's got permenant I suck cock lips and to be honest I would be happy to help her out keeping them that way. I'd fuck her! She is fuckable, but I would make sure that I stripped the bed of light colored linens first of all in fear of her fake bake or makeup rubbing off on them and ruining them forever. After I stick it to her I want her to go away and I don't want anything to remind me of her again!

me- misguided girls who've been told they look like adriana lima by guys trying to sleep with them send pics to us at moejackson.com@gmail.com. i might as well share it w/ the reading audience...

OK OK, agreed she is no Adriana, but if all of you don’t have the balls to say it, I will... Because you all know that, YA she’s not Adriana, but she is still perfectly bangable... and, if put in the situation, there is not a guy around that would turn it down... if you say you would, you either, A: have no twig and giggle berries, therefore your opinion doesn’t count, or B: your a lying sack of fecal matter. So just grow a pair and fess up… I have, I’d hit it every day of the week and twice on Sunday…