Super MILF Ninel Conde @ 2006 Univision Premio Lo Nuestro Awards!
Monday, February 27th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Oh my God.
If there was such a thing as heaven on earth, two places are in direct competition:
1. Jessica Alba's ass (of course)
2. Univision's annual Premio Lo Nuestro Awards (or any other Latina-flavored award show)
God damn, I tell you. All the hotties from down south show up in the sexiest gowns & make all heterosexual males around the globe scream in pain. Women can be so evil sometimes, damn it!
Take, Ms. Ninel Conde for example. Apart from modeling & tending to her daughter, this hottie was involved in the Mexican blend of Big Brother. The Mexican blend probably doesn't have straight-up sex like the European or Turkish versions (b/c Mexicans have self-respect), but I bet the shear hotness of the women makes up for the lack of raunchy Big Brother porn. I don't know about you guys, but I wouldn't mind being trapped in a house w/ this woman.
Ok, w/ those juicy words, enjoy the Ninel Conde Show...























Dios mio. MILF certainly does a body good. Hopefully she ain't bangin' the Bumblebee man.
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Her hairy arms are such a turn on...
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Sexy forehead veins? Woman has a to kill for bod.
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Yes she does have a good body, but I'm so sick of seeing women with mutanous breast implants....
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And her face is slightly scary when she's smiling. Look at the veins, jeez.
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Shes definately hot! And to Moomoo noones perfect! ;)
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CALIENTE!!!
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Winner, winner chicken dinner. MILFITA of the year!!! Just as the song goes, she's HOT HOT HOT!! I'd lick her hair arms and all!!
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nice tits
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I can't tell if she's 70 or 50.
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ouch.
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