To All UCLA Students Who Do The Annual Undie Run...
Friday, March 10th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

Find yourself in one of these photos & please follow our suggestion. No one wants to see an ugly person or a fat person in their undies, so show some respect, god damn it!
Also, judging by these photos, I am now 100% convinced that USC has 300x hotter girls than UCLA. No question about it.
Each photo will fall into 2 distinct categories:
1. Don't Participate In 2006
2. Show Us More In 2006!
Enjoy!
























*looks at the fat chick with coffee breath in the cubicle next to his*
I miss school. :(
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At my school (UCSC), students run NAKED once a year. UCLA just can't get it right. (We're hotter here, too.)
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When I graduated a few years ago, they were still doing the impossibly-fucking-annoying Midnight Yell. They replaced it with this? Damn my luck!
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yo,
you all realize that the last two pics on page one are of the same girls and they get rejected in the first and props in the second right?
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I have never seen such a large collection of tiny little boy-sized asses on women. I'm wondering what criteria you're using to judge whether or not someone should or shouldn't participate. Honestly it seemed fairly random. I didn't see any real standouts, body-wise and there was barely any difference between most of the rejects and those you seemed to approve of.
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It's not annual, you guys. It's once a quarter (three times per school year) during finals week to let off steam while studying. Most people have the wrong idea about Undie Run... my friend from Santa Cruz was harassing me about it and giving me the same B.S. like "omgz well we run around NAKED you losers" and what people don't get is that it's not a rebellion thing; it's a school-sponsored activity and the cops shut down the streets so that we can do it. Even so, I don't really know that I'd want to see people running around completely nude. Save it for Playboy.
Also, have you been to USC lately? Every girl looks like the exact same painted whore. You can't walk 10 feet without feeling like the several pounds of cake batter on some girl's face is going to jump off and attack you. I know we aren't the most gorgeous school ever (the guys are 10 times worse than the girls, by the way) but what I can say for us that I can't say for USC is that it's really refreshing to walk around campus and not feel like you're parading yourself through a daily beauty contest for trannies.
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My God, the pic of those 2 disgusting chinks makes me sick. THe girk is fucking NASTY - i gurantee she freaking stinks like a dog - nice grill, bitch - and the grinning gook next to her - typical asian - with that "I'm just happy to be here" look - disgusting.
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Page 7 Picture 1...chick is attractive...
Page 1 Picture 5...The Girl all the way to the right, in the black bra is REALLY adorable!!!
But man, i thought chicks that lived in California, even on a part time basis, were supposed to be hot...jez
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you're going to hell.
i hope none of those girls ever see this. girls have enough problem with body image and if they have enough self confidence to run around in their underwear good for them.
i never would.
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MOST MANISH CHICKS, PAIRED WITH THE MOST FAGGOTY DUDES....YOU'VE GOT THE MOST PATHETIC PARTY OF THE DECADE!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
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UCLA lost
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On the first page of pictures, the last two pictures have the same two girls in both. Yet one is labeled Do not... and one is Show us more. What gives? I agree that it seems totally random, and just mean. No one really stood out to me as horrible looking.
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Fourth picture, page two.
Those look like chicks with dicks.
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I agree, if you don't have it don't show it, but still... this is for blowing off steam. I've never done it... but its sad if guys like you bash girls for not being thin... what about you motherfuckers... if I have to get thin for some guy, he'd better get CUT for me. CUT goddamn it. Otherwise I'll dump his ass... ever notice how there's a double standard in TV... theres always a thin wife on a sitcom with an obese husband. WTF is that... YOU guys have to get thin for us too! Untoned guys are horrendously unsexy to women just as untoned girls are to guys.
*Sigh* enough of my rant.
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I have photography mine...nude tottaly!
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Yeah, whoever picked the "Show us more" picture has some sort of dog fetish. Nasty.
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Seeing as half the photos are of my friends, i HIGHLY suggest you take them off. Unless of course you want to get to know what the Russians will do to you if you don't. I HIGHLY suggest it :) you know what I mean?
AND most of the pictures are not from UCLA Undie Run but from PRIVATE parties.
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Most of these pictures are not from the undie run, they are from one of the KB house parties..Whichever douche posted them should probably do some research first. We look good though!
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While you were sitting home without a date or even an invite to a party to go to, browsing online photos and tagging them....The Bruins were out enjoying life. As they always have and will. You are rather sad and pathetic, and I feel sorry for your low self esteem. The guys and girls in these pictures know how to party and thats all that matters, wish I could say the same for you. Cheer up, look at personals, I am sure there is someone out there for you.
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Just so you know... I know some of these people... and most of the people you have pics of don't even go to UCLA. A lot of people come and participate in undie run with their UCLA friends. So let's not jump to conclusions about USC girls bein hotter.
And the girl in the pink w/ white boots... you said both "show more" and "don't participate" which proves that you don't know what you're talking about. Like you've never taken a bad pic before?
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I know a good eye doctor you can see :D let me know you might need it...
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You all need to realize you're bad people. You are the truly ugly people.
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[...] Now here’s a nice example of someone who would get the “Show Us More In 2006″ endorsement from The Bastardly. [...]
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I nominate this for assinine post of the year award. Truly assinine. You should win hands down - only an insenstive moron would post this.
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i don't know what undie run parties you go to but the UCLA girls I see running are WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY hotter than these chicks.
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most of the "show me more" pictures were blurry and vague. i agree that the adjudication seems random. there were some nice bodies in the "don't participate"s that were no different from the one's that you liked.
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fucking nasty, exactly why I don't get along with any of my peers
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