Brooke Hogan Shows Off Her Many Faces (All Three)

hope they didn't pay too much for these...with the poses and the backdrop, it looks like a senior picture session from high school.

With all the make up she's got on, she still looks like a VIADOS. Wow.

im glad im not the ONLY one who think she resembles a man.

She reminds me of Chyna...she RESEMBLES a Man, prolly isnt, but you cant tell till u see her naked, and even AFTER u see her naked, you STILL arent convinced shes NOT packing heat...

Wow, what range. How much DID they pay for these? I'm pretty sure my sister has a senior portrait with the exact same pose as pic #2 on page 1. Don't they have access to airbrushing or something to take care of that damn fingernail? Isn't Hulk Hogan famous and doesn't he have a whole bunch of money? Wait, what the hell am I saying? Of course he isn't and of course he doesn't!!!

I feel sorry for her. Hulk Cogan should be shot for whoring out his daughter. At least jessica simpson has a reason to be promoted, she does actually sing. I think its a travesty that he puts his daughter out there to be humiliated at every possible opportunity. It sucks.

And you can see a mark across the back of her thigh on page 5 from sitting on the edge of that chair. Ghet-TO!

i can imagine a man having sex with brooke and in the throws of passion she puts on one of those ugly fucking hulkster faces and his member shrinks out of her and back into the recesses of himself. copy that pic into photoshop and add a a moustache its a non-bald hulkster with boobies. Seriously, though i remember hulk saying he wanted to launch his daughter into the atmosphere celeb-wise. give it up if she hasn't made it by now she never will.

poor girl...soooo clueless, look at that emptyness in her eyes

Actually, I think she is pretty. She looks alot more natural here than some pics. Her makeup is not nearly as caked on as I have seen. I guess she is young and naive, and under daddy's power still. Hopefully one day she can break free and grow up. But to say she is ugly, I can't agree.

Oh yes sure..she's pretty. For being a man.

It is a good thing her daddy is famous, because nobody would want to look at her ugly mug otherwise. Does she even have a top lip? One word Brooke: Botox!!

Worst. Fake. Smile. EVER!

she's damn ugly and incredibly annoyed...watch their show by chance once, she's like britney-wannabe....even did music video for her single already. Damnnnnn why on earth?

shes a cross between paris hilton kimbo stewart & ashlee simpson.
shes got paris's blank stare, ashlee's man chin & nose (& also has
ashlees ability to become famous by riding along with a famous
family member)& kim's...umm tranny ugliness

yeah, kim stewert IS pretty nasty....

She's way better looking than Paris...or Bai Ling (YUK)

If I remember right, I think she's trying to get her so-called "singing career" off of the ground. I also remember that she was a terrible singer...
I guess riding on her father's fame isn't going so well for her, seeing as no one has really heard all that much about her at all. Quite frankly, I wish she would just disappear.

just wanted to say she's ugly. hey put urself up for scrutiny and u get what u ask for.

"shes a cross between paris hilton kimbo stewart & ashlee simpson.
shes got paris’s blank stare, ashlee’s man chin & nose (& also has
ashlees ability to become famous by riding along with a famous
family member)& kim’s…umm tranny ugliness"

Excellent post Ms. Katie G, could not have said it better myself. My exact same thoughts on brooke hogan.
Well put dear. Brooke is unfortunately not a pretty girl. she seems to be a bit on the delusioal side about her.... eehhmm, cough cough, *looks.*

All you people are pretty weird , i think shes hot as hell. She does have a pretty buff build ,for a girl but hey, whats wrong with that? Its not like she's buffer then any of you .

hey what can you say she takes after her dad, but i still think shes pretty hot.

Re: the Worried picture

1986 called. They said go ahead and keep the hairdo after all.

her face is huge, her chin is huger, her body/butt/thighs/stomach are too thick, but her tits are not big AT all. it is easy to pick her apart, because there is so much to pick at. and also her lips are non exsistent. not a pretty girl by a long shot.

um no comment on her manly poses,she a pretty face going wrong fast!!!!

Tragic. This wo-MAN child is trying 2 hard. maybe that is because she is butt ugly.
also, wtf is wrong with her chin? reminds me of CHIN-nafer maniston butt ugly man chin.

She is a talented musician..they should concentrate of that talent also..

I think she could have something with her singing carrer lets face it now a days you dont need much talent being a singing star she needs to tone her image down and her mom needs to have NOTHING to do with her hair and make up GROSS

Hey, when did hulk hogan grow his hair that long? hmmm, I dont remember him having pierced ears either...something funny's going on.

NICE ASS CHIN---LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD TAKE A BIG DUMP WITH THAT THING

she s ugly

i don't understand all the negative comments i think brooke is a very beautiful lady.. and she is just 17or 18 she is growing into a very nice beauty.. wish i were 20 years younger.. no man features here............ maybe some jealousy

excuse me, but were you looking at a pic of kate bosworth or something, because i don't see a beautiful girl here on this post, i dont think i see jealousy either, but that is a standard comeback for fools that have nothing else to back there arguments up with except for the fact that if they don't like what someone says, they are too stupid to try and make a valid point that could make sense, so they yell and scream "jealous"...... please, I just see people giving their honest views, pro or con. In the case of brooke hogan, unfortunately, it just seems to be more con.

she's not not cute, just plain ordinary homely, nothing hidieous however.
but a beautiful girl she is not.....

She is ugly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very manly looking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck you, you ugly motherfucker, you are the uglyest bitch on earth

uh! uh! uh! I FUCKED BROOKE HOGAN,HER PUSSY IS SO BIG,HER ASSHOLE IS DARKER THAN BLACK PEOPLE.I MADE HER SCREAM,UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HAD 200000 BABIES WITH HER,HER ASS IS VERY BIG AFTER THAT.I WISH I COULD COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCK THE SHIT AND PEE PEE OUT OF HER.UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

She looks like Ashlee Simpson..
plus shez uglyyyy

She's pretty cute but would be hell of a lot better if she didn't have that huge bum chin!

She should pursue wrestling instead of singing....

her finger nail isn't broken u twit.
why r so many of u negative.
can u say LOSERS!

Wow. She looks like Eminem with long blond hair. Ahahahahahaha!!!

she looks like jamie lynn spears

"She would pursue..." STFU already. And then there are those others who dont have girlfriends or not too MANLY enuff for a girl and here they are complaining about a beautiful woman. Either you got no nuts or eyes. All those who give bad comments about Brooke should get a nice big "L" tattooed on their forheads.

On pic #2 her index finger nail is broken. NICE TOUCH!

I don't think i've seen a more manly woman ever posted on this site.
The huge feet and hands; the Dudley Do-Right chin; the monstrous thighs.
And this chick is only 17?
Frightening

Or is she...?

I misread the title as "MANLY poses"

It seems I wasn't too far off the mark.