Anchorwoman Melissa Theuriau: Nude, Naked, Topless! There Is A God!
Tuesday, March 14th, 2006 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe
First, for those of you who don't really know of Ms. Theuriau, all you must know is that she's French & that she's pretty much the hottest news anchor on the face of this planet. Respect.Ok, w/ that in hand: I did a lameass rating of this woman back in 2004 & suggested that she needs to do Playboy and/or go into Hollywood movies and/or porn. We make such wise recommendations for most hot women we discover so please don't be shocked.
Since no one will read this crap anyway, please take your dirty, perverted eyes to the following NSFW pages to view Melissa prancing around the beach topless. I was pretty disappointed, but then again, that's like anything that's built up way too much. I was expecting to see two-carat diamond studs surgically implanted into her breasts, but oh well...
[Remember, this is NSFW!!]
she looks like a Bitch. I bet she's real smart, and doesn't get by on her looks...
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THERE IS A GOD.
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In Picture one, she looks like her fucking ankles are busted.
But the boobs are shaweet
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Ankles are fat, she looks like a whore, and she doesn't shave her nasty, cheese-eating surrender monkey armpits - NEXT!
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damn straight gilmore. bonjourrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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I don't really get the fat ankles comment.. they look fine to me.
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Body looks great to me.
Hard to judge ankles from a picture
But they are the surest way to predict a woman's weight future
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ive never seen this women before this, and, wow, she is really pretty. and in a classy non degrading way. and yeah i agree, im surprised since she is a french newscaster that something like this didnt show up sooner, i mean, i thought it was common place to walk around nude beaches and such there....
PS anyone know what the captions in the pics say? i dont read french and im too lazy to retype them into a translation site
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Melissa is what you call a natural beauty. She doesnt need all that make up crap to make her look good. Whats this about her ankles??? You must be a proper bunch of pooftas if you think there is something wrong with Melissa.
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she's hot
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Thanks. Now I'm going to explode.
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The first caption says something like "Fred is lucky: he can look at it very near without having an eye ache" and the second one says somewhere along the lines of "Mélissa has obligated him to put crême, Fred is all red. At the same time, she presents infos, not Beautiful and Zen." Anyways, I think she's very pretty, but her ankle does look freakish in the 1st pic.
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I added a few more pics from her normal news show, so that the magnitude of the nude shots easier to feel...sad, I know.
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you people are fucking pooftas.
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You need a new word.
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Who the Hell is looking at her ankles. I can't stop looking at her tits and thinking what it would be like to slap my dick between them
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ohhhh man.....
is it just me, or are the pics were she smokes a hubbly bubbly soooo much hotter??
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shes fuckin hot!!! omg could she be any fitter??? luv it!
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she is very tasty
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[...] For the curious few (96% of you bastards), Ms. Theuriau walked around w/out her bikini top only a couple months back, as well. Let’s hope she makes this a scandalous habbit of hers. Ow!! [...]
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The woman is smart (journalism degree) and beautiful.
Those who insulted Melissa are ugly, insecure, spiteful men hating feminazi.
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I just want to ask all the feminazis out there.
What is so wrong about a man (men) admiring Melissa's beauties and intelligence ?
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Do you ever post any pictures that you haven't fucked up?
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ELA É REALMENTE LINDA , MAS A ÚNICA COISA QUE NÃO COMBINA É O DEDO POLEGAR DA MÃO DIREITA DELA..OBSERVEM, PARECE O DEDO DO ..ET...
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She's okay if you like girls I guess.
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She must be a charter member of the IBTC (Itty Bitty Titty Committee). Boy boobs do nothing for me.
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she is very very small
don't worry, guys don't mind her ankles, she wears high heels always.
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Dudes..... Fat ankles? They are perfect just like those boobies.....skinny girls with giant racks suck, french women with hairy pits rule.
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Definitely a beautiful woman!!
Personally, I did not notice her ankles... too busy noticing the rest of her. :)
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I think she has a gr8 scope in 'naked news' channel :)!!! She sure is hot piece of ass.
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WAHAAAAHOU ! What a beautiful girl with a nice bottom :)
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I'd do her. No joke.
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Cos'ha in mano nella terza foto, un bicchiere di sburra? Questa è una figa da sballo, che gnocca della Madonna, dio can!
What does she hold in hand on the third pic, a glass full of cum? This is a freakin' hottie, what a Virgin Mary-worthy pussy, god dog!
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very nice, how much
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Regarding this post:
"Gilmore Yeats
she looks like a Bitch. I bet she’s real smart, and doesn’t get by on her looks…"
Your words read like you're a dick.
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y r u fags looking at her ankles ??????????????????
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Maybe you should post pictures of her current boyfriend, the one you see here is past :-)
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God! I miss College and Kimberly Loeffler, MD. She's this anchor's perfect twin. Women rock. That's why they all should get one on their fingers, if their heart's so desire. Peace from Los Angeles, CA. - Keith
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Come on, if you think this is bad, watch Melissa Theuriau doing it with a sexy chick.
This girl loves sex and she loves to go at it with a sexy chick...
http://www.travelinasia.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6100
Melissa Theuriau, can I get some of your Love..:)
Igor The Troll
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ela é d++++++
pena no Brasil não se ver o programa desta bela apresentadora
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yes, she very very hot,
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she beautyful, i love she
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Oh and some notes:
1. They're actually quite nice, those breasts.
2. This goes to show that all those ppl who think that she looks good only because of studio makeup are just plain wrong.
3. Considering how often French women go topless at the beach, this was kind of inevitable.
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She is HOTT!! I cant tell about the ankles, i need to see them up close, wrapped around my head....
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She needs a good fuck in her tight little 30 year old asshole.
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Isn't your name something Reagan says in the Exorcist?
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mmmmm regan! oh, i would have definitely ate that possessed underage cunt. have her vomit pea soup on my head and then make me lick the blood off of her crusifix. oh, i need to go in the bathroom and perform an exorcism of my own! oh! i rape kids, i rape kids!
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I'd rather have teh Bumsecks with you male posters....particularly you 'Gilmore Yeats'...and you too 'gibbler'. Seeing as you have a thing for ankles, boys, I can spurt my 'love porridge' on your ankles and then I will lick it all off again and sawp it between our mouths as we do a deep tongue kiss. You know you want to, guys. You're all closet homos like me.
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