Tommie Cruise & Scientology-1 Point; Trey Parker, Matt Stone & Sane Earthlings-0 Points
Friday, March 17th, 2006 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
Ok, so Tommie Cruise pressured media bosses to take action in stopping a South Park episode, "Tom Cruise in the closet," from rerunning this wednesday. In response, Trey Parker & Matt Stone issued this hilarious statement:
So, Scientology, you may have won this battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!
Temporarily anozinizing (corr) our episode will not stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies.
Curses and drat! You have obstructed us now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu.
- Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants to the dark lord Xenu [Daily Variety via Hollywood.com]

























Doesn't seem like it should be legal. Freedom of expression doesn't apply when money and celebrities are involved.
I'm amazed people can't see scientology for what it is. A scam.
http://www.don-lindsay-archive.org/scientology/start.a.religion.html
Oh noes! I'm fair game, now!
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You idiot! I boycott you!
When Tom answers questions about his beleifs, everyone trashed him like he should shut up!
Damn right! I am for freedom of speech! you should leave him alone talking about his beleifs! everyone is different.
And, man, read this:
“Tom Cruise had nothing to do whatsoever [with the episode being pulled],� said spokesman Paul Bloch. “Tom Cruise for the last six or eight months has been promoting Mission Impossible 3 â�� there’s been no change â�� so that’s a totally erroneous story.�
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=1738153&page=1&CMP=OTC-RSSF...
Yeah, Tom want to lose money now! Jesus! it is America, not III reich!
And leave him alone you grrrrr!
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Xenu tells Cruise to tell Viacom to tell Comedy Central to shelve South Park episode
Defamer reports that Viacom has caved into pressure by Tom Cruise to make the Scientology-influenced episode of South Park disappear. Cruise reportedly threatened to not promote Mission Impossible III unless they followed through with the censorship. ...
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Tom Cruise can go on tv and talk about his bliefs - xenu the alien, body thetans, aliens, evil psychiatrists who work for the aliens ("You don't know the history of psychology, I DO!"). That's fine Louis Farrakhan claims to have been taken to a Mother Wheel and met Mohammed. People can say what they want. MY problem is that Lil' Tommy doesn't want others to be able to express themselves. Why does he have the power to cnsor television? Has he been elected to something? Shame on him, Xenu will get him for that!
Gil out.
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Tom Cruise thinks he's the best in the world and that he can do everything he wants, because he's so fucking presumptous. South Park is a great show and I love it. I don't think it's fair to stop an episode just because he has no sense of humour at all. Kiss our asses, Tom.
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i love parker & stone's response-its SO them
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Tom cruise needs 2 take the penis out of his ass and breathe. I used 2 luv him, now he makes me sick.
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I'm not sure this doesn't have more to do with cruise being pissed off about being called gay than anything else.
Scientology's, and most religon's, sin is to make people take themselves too seriously.
The less likely you are to be able to laugh at yourself, the more likely you are to do something like this.
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This guy will keep flaming on until people finally wake up and stop going to his movies. I don't see that happening, though, so I just pray for him--he's a sick man
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Well I think they accomplished what they were trying to do. I mean if they got Tom that pissed off at them, then they are doing their jobs!! Why else would he care that much?
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wow I alctually agree with Gil.
I don't care if he says what he feels but I can certainly judge him by what he's saying. That is my right and my ADVICE would be for him to shut the hell up because its ruining his image. I used to like him and now im sick of his face and I can't watch him without thinking about what a sicko he is. Its a pity cause he's a good actor.
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out of curiosity, does anyone know how long Tom's been a scientologist? Like, i dont rememeber him being such a fucked up loony back in the day (im 30) like, i dont rememeber him even being so nutty when he was doing Eyes Wide Shut, and that was filmed over like 2 years and released in 99.
id be interested to know how/why/when all this shit with him started, cause, back when he was doing top gun/color of money/risky business/all the right moves, and even liek Days Of Thunder, he didnt seem like a weirdo, just a pretty good young actor with a great future...
and ill agree it IS sad, cause, man, he DOES act really well. like i said, i HATED Last Samuri, and Minortiy Report, but, his acting was GREAT...
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All religions are bullshit. We don't need religions to be decent to eachother.
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Here you go Phillip from wikapedia
Cruise is arguably Hollywood's most outspoken member of the controversial Church of Scientology. He became involved with the church in 1990 through his first wife, Mimi Rogers. Cruise has publicly said that Scientology, specifically the L. Ron Hubbard Scientology Study Tech, helped him to overcome his dyslexia.
What a worthless weakling. I wonder if someone put their hand on his head and pushed him to the ground.
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They have a list of promenent Scientologist on wikapedia.
pretty frightening.
Most disheartening is that Haywood Neslon is one
Oh the humanity!
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Alert: Conspiracy Theory follows.
What if Tommy pitched Isaac Hayes to "set up the situation" by offering Hayes a bahjillion dollars to quit being "Chef" and announce it just last week? So...with EVERYONE loving Chef...and Hayes coming out hard against the Scientology put-downs...and all of us being bummed...well, perhaps Tommy was hoping that this also ramps-it-up for peeps to focus on this Cruise Request being about the Scientology dissing...when perhaps there's a BIGGER elephant in the living room:
Tommy doesn't want to be outed! The episode's more about him being GAY. Gay-Gay-GAY!!! ggggggaaaAAAAAAYYYY!
Likewise, Travolta gets nabbed, too! (Long-time rumor that John does the low-down and wife Kelly puts up with it!)
Really...I'm pretty sure that Tommy would let the Scientology put-downs go like getting squirted by a seltzer bottle in London. But the gay-deal? That's what's trippin' his queer trigger...
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did u hear hayes came back. They are working on the season 9 premiere. Like writing and Animating it in a week.
itwas in today NY Post....
adn WOW 1990? i wouldve NEVER guessed, i was thinking after his marriage with Nicole shut down, he went for comfort...but in 90? shit....
and haywood nelson?!?!? NO!!!! Well, as long as ReRun aint a "mind head". but ithink rerun is dead anyways...
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just for the record, i fucked up....Issac isnt coming back its CHEF, and its season 10 not 9. im sorry.
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PHILLIP, WE ALL NO YOU A SCREW UP. i'M STILL PISS ABOUT THE lONG iSLAND COMMENT.
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Found this amusing entry on digg. So were the south park guys spurred to write the episode by this comical account or the other way around? Either way, seeing scientology exposed for the fraud it is (and in such a hilarious manner) is great!
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Hi, Trey Parker and Matt Stone!
Please e-mail me back, so I can give you the full detail. I think you both will like it. Thank you!
Anthony
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Scientology is a scam. Been known for a long time.
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"When Tom answers questions about his beleifs, everyone trashed him like he should shut up!"
Make up your mind, do you approve of freedom of speech or not? Nobody is trying to *stop* the moron from spouting his BS beliefs, therefore, he has freedom of speech. And all those people apparently don't, since you just told them to shut up.
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Ha, this is fucking hilarious! I'm all for consideration towards the different religions, but scientology is a massive scam, what they do to people; keeping them in work camps, making them have kids young so they can't escape etc is downright evil. How simple can you be to really believe you are possesed by aliens??! It's a joke, and L Ron is laughing all the way to the bank. I'm glad someone with guts and more than an iota of intelligence has managed (partially) to rip the piss out of Lil' Tommie and his chums. If I met him I would would have trouble not laughing in his face, how can people take him seriously?? Its like hes allowed to be a delusional schizophrenic just because he's Tom Cruise!! People should stop pandering to him and slap him with reality for a change, he really is on another planet.
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.......and whoever said MI3 was going to make 500 million dollars you obviously didn't see MI2, phew, big giant slow stinker with no likeable characters.
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guy is SOOOOOO fucking ignorent.
He had Katie's nude scenes cut from "Thank you for smoking" cause?....why?... i dont know, its his wife?
thats just fucking plain stupid, i think the people who run this site just to fucking piss offthis fucking asshole, should do some screen caps from "the Gift" when Katie is happily showing her Tits to Greg Kinner.
hes just confusing, so its ALRIGHT if HES in the scenes? cause if i rememeber correct, there is PLENTY of Nudity with Nicole Kidman in Eyes Wide Shut, and, they were married....whats different with Katie Herpes?
guy needs to get over himself.
and for paramount to cave in over the South Park episode cause he threaten NOT to do a press for M:3, thats also just plain stupid. likethis movie ISNT going to make 500 million dollars with or with out his press support? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK AND STOP CATERING TO THIS NUTSUCK.
GUYS AT THE BASTARDLY IM DEAD SERIOUS....do some screen caps of Katies Tits from the end of "the Gift" who knows? maybe tom with threaten to sue you guys, and then you can spit in his communist face when u get to court.
ignorent motherfucker, his next mission IS prolly gonna be to buy every known copy of :the gift" so no one can see his wifes tits. HEY TOM GOT A MESSAGE FOR YA...THEY AINT THAT IMPRESSIVE ANYWAYS.
u fucking stupid asshole.
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I just watched the utube 9 minutes of Tom Cruise Ramble!!! I realize that this man may be a gifted actor, however, after listening to him talk for 9 minutes, and say NOTHING!!! I repeat, NUTTIN'!!!!!! The man is a certified nut bar!!! At which point did Tom Cruise leave EARTH and move to a PLANET unknown??? I thought I was watching a scene from a yet to be written movie!!!! All that money and power, and the little man is a cerfied LOON!!!!! SAD!! VERY SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.............
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