16 Scandalous Comments

Eva Mendes needs to wake up. she's part Cuban. which means, as she gets older, she's gonna get FAT. Trust me. i'm cuban, and I'm fat too.

Saturday, March 18th, 2006 @ 4:54pm
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Maybe she looks lonely because she looks like a 45 year old barfly with fried eggs for breasts?

Gil out.

Saturday, March 18th, 2006 @ 5:59pm
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i dunno sometimes she looks really pretty other times she just looks alright.. i'd say shes okay.. nothing special. but definately not ugly either.. it depends

Saturday, March 18th, 2006 @ 6:51pm
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she must be following lindsay lohan's make up regimine. wake up at 6:00am and start applying it for those freckle and older lady blemishes.

hehe those boobies need some restraint they try to hit the floor and on her back they hide in the armpit.

Saturday, March 18th, 2006 @ 8:36pm
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Her boobs do that because they are natural. That's what natural boobs do. I know it's a rarity here on this site, but usually Eva's smokin' hot enough, she gets posted in spite of that. But she hasn't been looking smokin' hot lately. Not sure what it is. Maybe they are trying to make her look too nice. Her look is much more suited to naughty. She reminds me of Gina Gershon.

Saturday, March 18th, 2006 @ 10:06pm
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Are you kidding me?? She's so gorgeous!!! I think it's hilarious how everyone, and especially the females, rip on these celebrities. I would be perfectly happy to look like any of these women (esp. Adriana Lima). Get a life!! They are all beautiful people! They are the best this world has to offer and that is the truth!!!!!

Saturday, March 18th, 2006 @ 10:50pm
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Musharika.. are you kidding. thats where you're wrong.. i have no problem saying if i think a woman is pretty.. adriana lima.. jessica alba.. angelina jolie.. i think theyre all stunning. but i honestly believe that eva mendes is alright. sometimes she looks great. sometimes she looks not so great. shes nothing special in my opinion.. you think shes gorgoues.. good for you. its your opinion so calm down.. not everybody in the world has the same taste

Saturday, March 18th, 2006 @ 11:55pm
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what's up with her fat ankles?

Sunday, March 19th, 2006 @ 10:58am
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omggg. go put on a bra or soemthign. thats horrid.

Sunday, March 19th, 2006 @ 1:51pm
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There is nothing wrong with her boobs (thats what real boobs look like) or ankles. Its just her face thats ugly....

Sunday, March 19th, 2006 @ 2:51pm
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bad lighting thats all it is. her titties are fine its the fcuckin dress you stupid muthafuckas. and her legs and ankles look fine, a bit on the slim/petite side but their fine. my gawd are u people fuckin retards or soemthing. p.s jolie's lips sook like a cunt.... hehe sorry had to be said

Sunday, March 19th, 2006 @ 8:18pm
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I don't get how in several different threads people keep making "fat ankles" comments. First thing - have you seen REAL cankles? Eva's are just fine. Second thing - you're looking at her ankles? Seriously?

Sunday, March 19th, 2006 @ 8:29pm
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i seen spankles. those fuckers shake like jello when you spank them.

Sunday, March 19th, 2006 @ 11:00pm
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Her ankles are fine, people. It's just the angle in the first picture that makes them look stumpy. Pffft. But what the hell is going on with her hair? That's not sexy, it's a goddamn mess :(

Sunday, March 19th, 2006 @ 11:08pm
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She could pass as a Latina Cindy Crawford. Eva has her hot moments.

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008 @ 5:10pm
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Eva looks beautiful in this picture. She does not need be measured in time or fashion. She just is what she is: a lovely woman in search of fait. You all jealous women out there, be content with having a loving pair. That's, if you do. To me, she's a woman, a lovely one by the way, hoping to be loved and cared about and treasured by a worthy one. Is it not that that REAL women look for?

Roberto (Bob) +52 442 281.2552

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 @ 12:02am
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