Roselyn Sanchez Will Look Sexy In Pretty Much Anything
Monday, March 20th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Even w/ the slightly weird nose, Roselyn Sanchez is included in a small group of women who'll look sexy wearing a garbage bag.
Here are a few more pics of Roselyn from over the weekend @ an event sponored by the VH1 Save The Music Foundation.

























that dress would come in handy to wipe the cum off her face
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shes not necessarily gorgeous.. shes not ugly either.. but you cant deny shes oozing with sex appeal & hotness
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Doesn't her nose fit the rest of her features? I don't know, maybe the caption is correct. Although... mmm I'm not having too many problems looking at this woman, so far.
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A Christ-killing kike called, he wants his hooknose back. God almighty, the last time I saw a mouth like that, it HAD A HOOK IN IT!
Gil out.
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the broad is plain ugly. The nose on its own scares me......
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Gilmore wtf?? That was weird. She doesn't look bad and I really think the nose fits all her other feautures too. The dress tough...not so good. Def. can't say she's ugly...there's just something about her..
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pretty lady
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Gil is a miserable, sad little weeny
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she is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HHHHOTTTTTTTTTT! i would love to lick those juicy lips and bend her over a chair!!! thank god peeps be putting hot girls OTHER than overrated, average looking talentless jessiSCUMBAG albaTROSS!!!!
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holy shit shes hot, how come ive never seen her before??? wow id LOVE to have long gams like that!!! im only 5 feet tall, heehee!!!! seriously, what a goddess!
PS ROCKON, i liked your above statement ;)
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WHO CARES ABOUT THE NOSE
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Nice Gil. Real nice. Why is it that you can't comment on her without making a nasty little slur like 'kike'? Oh, and one of your fellow Klansmen called. He wants his bitter and tired racist rhetoric back.
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THANK you, #11 and 12, DONT BRING THE RACIST SHIT IN HERE!!!! hey....Gil? save it for the cross burning, ADOLF!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL, EVERYONE IS EQUAL ALL THE TIME, EVERY TIME YOU BIGOT FACIST PIG
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im jewish and i take offense to gils moronic statement. thank you, #13, 12 and 8
FUCK YOU GILMORE , r u just jealous of me, and every other jewish man who has made your grielfriend look twice??!!! THE VIRUS OF HATE INFECTS THE MINDS OF THE IGNORANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"THE VIRUS OF HATE INFECTS THE MINDS OF THE IGNORANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Amen to that, #14.
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thank you, badmammajamma :) but i must confess, a wise person said that to me when i was very young, i love the way it sounds.
oh, gil? at your next klan meeting ( you fucking piece of shit i would love to watch you hang ), mention that little above quote, about the virus, and all, i THINK they theres a SLIGHT possibility they may be INFECTED WITH IT.
go back to the WASP/nazi/aryan bitch that fucked herself with an old rotten spunk-filled condom she mistook to be a giant dildo....or is she just a toxic waste barrel filled with hate and passed it ALL on to YOU ? something....to....think about..........
badmammyjammy you fuckin rock, i loved what you said
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thank god!!!! not alba!!!!! i hate that bitch, sanchez DOES IT FOR ME, although i do prefer blondes ( NATRUAL BLONDES!!! )
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hey Jeez!!! as a woman who is "mixed" myself ( i was born in belfast ireland, and my mother was born and raised in sweden-- we moved to the US when i was 5 {giggles!})
and i LOVE Jewish men!!!! oh i mean HOW perfect can you GET!!! sorry, i just LOVe Jewish boys!!!!
YEATS!!!!!!!!!! i think the monster we al know as hitler (SPIT! ) called, he wants his fucking AWFUL BIGOT RACIST attitude back!!!!
ugh, "to each his own" my ass, and #14--- AMEN to that "THE VIRUS OF HATE INFECTS THE MINDS OF THE IGNORANT"--- soooooooo TRUE!
hey, GIL! "to each hi/her OWN" !!!!!
PS Jeez? he IS just jealous, he WISHES he was as sexy and beautiful as all Jewish men out there!!!!! Jews= PERFECTION!!!!! the BEST looking, the BEST attitudes and the BEST personalities!!!!
My fiance is Jewish, and im converting, i also have a Star of David tatoo on my lower lower lower LOWER ;) left hip, i know, the rules and all, but hey....now im BRANDED BABY!!! ;) when i got it done, one of the people in the place said to me, "NOTHING is SEXIER than a litte shicksah with a Jewish star on her!" i was like, awww!! thanks!!!!
i dont care, i love my tat :)]
Comment14, you freakin ROCK
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i like her, shes fuckin hot!!!!! and thank you #9 and #18 !!!
NO MORE ALBA!!!! shes so ugly every time i see her prissy fake self i want to rush to the toilet to vomit out my insides. i like roselyn!!!!!!!
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hey, JEEZ? where are you? and #15, your awesome. gil is just a stupid prick who needs to just have his mouth open WIDE on a curb and then have someone he makes slurrs about kick him like american history X!!!!!!!!!!
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SHES SO FUCKIN HOT WHO CARES ABOUT HER NOSE?????? SHES PERFECTION.
THANK YOU, MOE FOR PUTTING HER IN THE BASTARDLY!!!
NO MORE FUCKING STUPID SLOBBA ALBATROSS!!!!!
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I think she has a lovely nose, and she is beautiful. Her dress is very nice.
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Sanchez should have been WAY higher on the Bastardly Sexiest Women list....damn all of you for leaving her at #44...god i could so turn lezzie for her!
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First of all she is fucking ugly and she is NOT jewish she is hispanic you people are such idiots. For thinking shes a jew she doesn't even look jewish. And anybody who says they like jewish men I know why its because your a money hungry bastard.
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i love gossip like the next person, but you people are ridicious. All you guys are broke, middle class people who most likely work just to pay bills and ya'll have the nerve to sit on here writing garbage about people who can buy you, your family, your house and every possession you ever had in your entire life. Everyone is entitled to their opinion but it sounds like a bunch of junior high school kids on this board.
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damn she could suck my dick for hours and hours!!!
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Nothing wrong with her. I made out with her at 2003 mtv after party awards.
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Um, correct me if I'm wrong here but isn't the concept of promoting one's self or another as anything (jewish for example) also racist?
It takes two to tango, both sides of a coin to make something real
The only real way to end racism is to end it on both sides of the equation, not just the side you don't like.
Having said that.. Roselyn Sanchez is a BEAUTIFUL WOMAN that I would love to take home any day of the week. Hell wreck me and her on a tropical island and I'll be one very happy coconut eating guy.
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Um, for the record roselyn is a friggen beauty no matter what way you dummies cut it so cut the shit. Next off to address MSD. Because most of us work and pay bills we dont have the right to talk about someone rich? If one acquires money does that make him/her immortal and above everyone else? Do rich people not bleed like the rest of us? Such an ignorant and classless statement, you sunk down to the level of the dummies that post crazy comments about roselyn.
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PS....YourJustJealous! i like your style too!
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