  Jay Leno Is A Horny Bastard: Shania Twain EditionFriday, March 24th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe Bookmark/Search this post with:  Jay Leno goes after all women regardless of jailbait status, profession, creed, color, size---you name her & chances are pretty good that Jay Leno will probably do her (or at least try to). Here are some snaps from Shania Twain's visit a couple years back. 16 Scandalous Comments |
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uh, she IS joking with that outfit right? that hat, is she in Chemo? i think she needs to fire her stylist. So let me guess this straight, she went on Jay Leno, and asked to touch his CHIN? What is wrong with her.
Thats a sweet Tele in picture 2 page 5 tho!!!!
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shes a lot hotter then that (whats with the willy wonka shit?). why cant nonslutty hotties flash a nipple or some hairpie every now and then?
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Then that would make them slutty silly.
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touche, burnfish. how about a manufactured wardrobe malfunction then?
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My uncle used to date Shania before she made it big. He said fucking her pussy was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. He also said she is one of those girls who has their period like 28 days of the month, so sex was always extremely messy. What else did he tell me... Oh! Often time she wouldn't flush the toilet after taking a shit... something to do with the Kabbalah.
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Ronnie, Your uncle must have a wee little one because Shania is as big as a pencil. Spinner.
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He doesn't. His nickname in highschool was "the foot". I don't know you, but I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are smart enough to figure out why.
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He was short?
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Lol....!
First the captions...
Then Ronnie's Uncle...!
But seriously: MAN, this chick's life was as cruddy & hard luck as it gets. If one person deserves to be a superstar, it's Shania. That and being married to the God of Rock Music Producing, Mutt Lang!!!!!!
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Agreed!!
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Ah yes, she is hot. But I doubt she'd be this big if it wasn't for Mutt Lange. Y'all know they call her "the highest paid lap dancer in Nashville"?
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Ron, was he the kicker on the school football team?
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She has the worst taste in clothes...just the worst. So tacky and fugly beyond belief that it takes away from her beauty.
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she is a white trash Celine Dion
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hey shania!
gimme back my halloween costume dammit!
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If I had a show like this one, I would boink the shit out of every female guest backstage (except Oprah and any other fugs), before showtime so that I could look them in the face and conduct a proper interview. Who the hell am I kidding?!! My show would have to be on HBO so that we could drink and have maddcrazyfuckin right on stage and on camera. "Heerrrreeessss LARRY!!!"
Damn, I need a napkin.
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