Wilmer Valderrama On Howard Stern: "I Had Sex W/ Lindsay Lohan, Mandy Moore, Ashlee...."

Fucking Fez.

eww he is a manwhore and I would not touch him with my pinky toe cus he probably has so many STDS

why is it ok for him to have sex with everybody but when eva longoria does, she is considered a whore.

get it right bastaradly... call him a man whore

Fez for Pres!! Oh that's right, "he fro mehico".

Is it just me or does lindsey lohan look deranged in that picture
she looks like she should be hiding a knife behind her back
Fez his real life makes that character all the more funny

ew. . . I think he's fucking ugly. . .so are the girls he dates

Jenny, I'm sorry, but I gotta call your bluff on this one...

Uhm...I would never have sex with this guy unless he paid some good ass money..and I mean real good. He looks and even worse sounds and admits to being the kind of pervert that would fuck a tree if there wad a hole in it. Not appealing at all. As for the girls, some are hot others not. The guys who have Alessandra Ambrosio or Jessica Alba or Adriana Lima...just one of those chicks...on their list, top his immediately, that's for sure...

If he's a ManHero Eva should be a WomanHero, no? What about Paris then?...man, there are too many heroes in Hollywood.

haha...obviously, there's a double standard here.

But, double standards are so convenient!!! come on...

Wow people, stop hating.... he is just doing what any male would do in his position. Why does this even bother you people, get a life...

What a loser. I'm only Jealous of LL. THats it!

Just for the record - I would love to be with Eva Longoria. She's beautiful.

Ash, refer to Comment 10.

If you want, do a feminist post in which you bash everything male & email it by. We'll put it up if it's written well.

We love women---whores, included.

Whores are H-O-double T beeeeeeyotch.

Especially the ones like LL, MM and whoever else he tapped. MM was the hottest of them all, but now knowing Fez tapped it, she's insta-whore.

Fez doing the damn thing with all those gringas.... not surprising. Thats what we do, anywhere in the world, we'll bang your women.

hahaha

Do the damn thing che.

Just as lng as he didn't fuck Mischa Barton. I can mentally deal with the rest.

Anyways, look how short he looks next to her, and sharapova.

Tall chicks don't like short dudes.

Fantastic interview by Stern this morning. I think Howard and crew just couldn't believe their luck when this guy just would not shut up about his 'encounters'. But the question remains, who HASN'T this guy fucked???

Dude mischa sleeping w/ that cisco dude, so I'm pretty sure Wilmer got a piece.

Seeing as how I don't give into double standards if he was a woman I would say she is loose so the same holds true for him. Just because you have a cock doesn't mean you have to stick it in every hole that comes your way. Having sex with tons of woman doesn't make you a king, well, maybe to teens that still wax their carrot daily.

That is exactly what having a cock means
and speaking of double standards and waxing the carrot how bout this one
Male masturbater=perverted looser that can't get women
Female masturbater=liberated modern woman in touch w/her sexuality

Male masturbater=perverted looser that can’t get women
Female masturbater=liberated modern woman in touch w/her sexuality

hahaha, dude, that's pure comedy.

I don't see a problem with masturbation for a man or a woman (it doesn't make you perverted or liberated and in touch with your body) but if you're doing it daily then that is a problem to me, some use it as a crutch.

I guess it would be creepy if a guy walked up to a stranger and asked to "eat her out", even if she isn't a strange some tact would go a long way to get your tongue where it wants to go. You could put less of a sleazy spin on it by saying you would love to go down on her, or you would love to bring her to orgasm with your tongue. Most women aren't as blunt as men can be, so it requires a bit more finesse.

do u guys really believe him? i know i dont......

I WOULD FUCK HIM! he is HOTT

Being a crappy actor with no future must be great! The remake of chips ! woooo!

Hey man, the dude works his ass off & gets major ass in the process, so more power to him.

I HAD SEX WITH HIM!!!!!!! HE SAID LINDSAY WAS THE BEST HES EVER HAD! ASSHOLE!!!!! I WAS THE BEST!!! THAT MAKES ME SO FUCKIN MAD! I KNOW I SMELL BETTER THAN LINDSAY, ASHLEE AND MANDY COMBINED AND IM MORE SEXUALLY TALENTED!!! I SHOULD BE FAMOUS CUZ I BANGED WILMER!!! TELL THE WORLD, WILMER! U HAD SEX WITH SEWER AND U WILL TELL EVERYONE MY REAL NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey morons! all of you dissing wilmer are either jealous, frigid, or not honest with yourselves. this guy is living the life. who cares who he fucks. why does the way he lives his life bother you so much? is it because nobody wants to fuck YOU?!?! it probably is. all these people leaving messages calling people sluts and whores are just lying to themselves. if you are happy with your lame ass existence watching fox news and shitty sitcoms every night then thats fine. don't get on peoples cases for living their life cuz you only end up sounding unhappy with your life. all you people calling wilmer ugly are stupid. unless your the elephant man or 300+ lbs looks have nothing to do with pickin up chicks. its all in the attitude. to all you aspiring don juans(or wilmer valderramas) out there look carefully at the way he got Mandy Moore. he was just straightforward and told her that she was hot. she probably never had a guy with enough balls to come up to her and say that before. probably all she had before was "sensitive" guys hitting on her quoting poetry and emo lyrics trying to act like they have feelings when they just want her poon. fuck that. faint heart never won fair lady. if you want something go after it (especially pussy), be yourself, and be straightforward. does my philosophy work for me everytime? no. but it works most of the time. by doing this you will not only be true to yourself but to the girl your pursuing. don't be a lying sensitive guy just be an honest asshole. peace, love, and dope.

Wilmer looks like a fuckin indian mixed with shit.

u know what wilmer??? YO momma!

Wh0ever the guy ab0ve me is is a jerk .. that was fukked up ..

Granted, the guy may have screwed half 0f H0llyw00d, but I think it's his 0wn pr0blem, and pers0nally, I d0n't wanna kn0w ab0ut Fez's sex life 0.o;;

Haha, what a slut. I'd do him.

I THINK WILMER IS HOT AND I LOVE HIS SHOW "YO MOMMA"!!! BUT, IMMA NOT SUPRISED DAT HE BANGED LINDSAY, ASHLEE, JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT, BUT IMMA SHOCKED DAT HE BANGED MANDY MOORE AND TOOK HER VIRGINITY!!!! ITZ KINDA AKWARD CUZ MANDY IZ SOOO DAM TALLER THAN HIM!!!! I THINK ASHLEE SIMPSON IZ SOOO DAM UGLY AND SHE CAN'T SING OR DANCE AND HER NOSE IZ FUCKED UP!!!-LOL, LINDSAY LOHAN IZ BEAUTIFUL AND I ALREADY KNEW THAT THEY FUCKED CUZ I NEVA THOUGHT LINDSAY WAS A VIRGIN EVEN WHEN SHE DATED AARON CARTER!!! I ALSO KNEW DAT ASHLEE SIMPSON BANGED HIM, CUZ SHE SEEMS LIKE A UNDERCOVER SLUT AND JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT I KNEW THEY FUCKED BECUZ I JUST ALREADY KNEW DAT J-LOVE HEWITT IZN'T A VIRGIN AND JENNIFER LOVE-HEWITT IZ SOOO DAM BEAUTIFUL BESIDES LINDSAY BUT ASHLEE IZ SOOO DAM UGLY AND NOT TALENTED AND MANDY MOORE IZ AIGHT, SHE ISN'T GORGEOUS SHE IZ JUST AVERAGE LOOKIN!!! I WOULD FUCK WILMER CUZ HE IZ SOOO DAM HOT!!!! I THINK HE HAS GOOD TASTE IN WOMEN AND NO, IMMA NOT BISEXUAL BUT IF I WAS A GUY I WOULD BANG LINDSAY AND JENNIFER LOVE-HEWITT!!!! MISHCA BARTON IZ UGLY 2!!! BUT HE SHOULD HAVE BANG HALLE BERRY BECUZ SHE IZ SOOO DAM BEAUTIFUL!!!!

I want to have angry sex w/ him for all eternity

Hey, Kimberly, Mandy IS hot. I mean, Lindsay is pretty, but she's nothing beside Mandy.
And I think that Wilmer is so not-hot.

This Indian guy Val, is a liar! he never had sex with any Ashlee Simpson, because he is bisexual.

oh-my-god.........unbelievable.........I can't believe he said that.

Who the fuck does this fugly indian bastard think he is? Did he really think that that hitlist which he gave out would make him popular or like make other chicks says :"omfg this guy must be a hottie noone denied to have sex with him!!" BLahhhhhhhh, btw he's just trying to make himself sound like he's really hot! I wouldn't do him, I'd rather turn lesbian if I had to fuck him! If he was that hawt he'd make a straight guy scream "I WANT TO FUCK WILMER CUZ HE'S SO FUCKING HAWT!" just like sum straight girls say they would do lindsay lohan, mischa barton or any REAL hot chicks on Earth

Mimi, all you had to do was read the article to find out he's Venezuelan , not indian you racist little twat!

If anything, he's a ManHero

dude talks about his hitlist...you can't beat that, baby!

Damn Venezuela...fucked up my rhyme.

Mandy Moore is HOT. Out of all his conquests, that one impresses me the most.

++why is it ok for him to have sex with everybody but when eva longoria does, she is considered a whore.++

Why do we have to go through this at every board? Male stereotype says manwhore=good, womanwhore=not as good. Men generally want to have sex with experienced women, but not a woman who has been all around the block. Since Eva supposedly sleeps with 'everyone' she falls into womanwhore=bad category.

I'm assuming this site is run mainly by males who think manwhore=good, womanwhore= not as good. So we are subjected to their views.

Anyway, Wilmer is hot. I'd touch him with my pinky.

1st of all for teh record, as a man, he is a whore. man, women, you fuck THAT much, you are a whore.i dont care WHO it is. i have no double standards.

ok how the fuck did he bang ANYONE let alone Lindsay, J.Love, MM and Ashlee?

ok i get it, hes FAMOUS, but he is fucking UGLY. i could understand him banging noname fan whores, but how the fuck did he getr ANTY of these chicks when there are MUCH MUCH MUCH Better looking dudes in Celebredom?

UH, CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY?!?!?! there are ALOT of hotter guys out there that are famous then THIS fuck.

and dont be sayin im jealous. cause, if it had been Chad, or David Beckham, or that new Tatum guy, id SOOOO understand, but this fucking freak?

i just dont get it.

John, that is a great point.

also, how come its "creepy" when a guy asks a chick if he can eat her out....

but a chick going up to a guy and asking to suck his dick, chicks think THAT is ok?

What kind of a chick name is Wilmer. What a geek loser. Where is he now? No where.

This is nuts! Long ago, I've read somewhere about Wilmer having sex with Venezuelan prostitutes at the age of 14! That's an outrage!!