Why Was Josie Maran 100 on FHM's 100 Sexiest List?
Friday, March 31st, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Reason: The woman is pregnant & her name is not Angelina Jolie. She's lucky she made the list...
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she looks rather fucked up right here.. Yes? No?
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First of all who would fuck her? She is ugly as hell. I thought pregnant people were supposed to glow? I also thought that if you were attending a red carpet event you would comb your hair rather then rolling out of bed and throwing on some old stained up shoes and I doubt she even brushed her teeth. Blah! I wouldn't do her!!! NO NO NO!
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she does not look good here
but unpregnant she is hot
http://www.public.iastate.edu/~cab2g/images/josie-maran_siss2002.jpg
except for the fact that she dated david blaine
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Hooray for professional photographers with lighting and then the marvellous people who get to work on photoshop.
They've been keeping many celebrities 'hot' for years...
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Here Here Snotface! ANYONE can look hot with the help of a professional photographer and lots of photoshopping!
As for this chick...she needs to only be seen in photographs that have been professionally taken and photoshopped and stay locked in Whitney's bathroom at all other times!
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Josie is one of the hottest women alive. One of my Top 5 of all time.
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Snotface you can say that about pretty much every picture they post here
and pottymouth could you make this chick look hot with some photoshop and a professional photographer?
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=1756&e=3&u=/060329/481/rjv103...
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Again, I will defend myself Could I make her look better with Photoshop? No! I can't do Photoshop work so don't misunderstand my statement. People that are proficient in Photoshop could make her eyes look symetrical and normal. They could add hair etc etc.
John, quite normally I admire your humor but I find NO HUMOR whatsoever in making fun of children with birth defects. I wish you had used a photo of a normal person rather then that one for your example. I feel terrible for this poor child.
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WTF!! EWw i think i just threw up a lil in my mouth...
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Nice stained dress. WTF?
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my point was that no matter how hard you tried you could not make that person look like josie maran in the picture i posted. pictures are pictures and the more you fuck with them the more you can tell. I mean i didn't post a painting. There are a million pictures of maran on the net
google her.
I think she looks good in almost all of them. If you don't think she is hot i don't have a problem with that, but to say she just looks good because of photoshop is a cop-out.
She looks better i'm sure, but so do ALL the people we say are hot.
And I wasn't making a joke i was trying to prove a point
I feel bad for that girl too,
but the picture is out there
and she is not nice to look at.
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This picture sucks.
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John in the pic of Josie in the bikini she does look really really hot...that is agreed! No doubt but do you think that maybe she could have washed her hair to go out?
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Her dress is dirty! It looks like she dripped melted butter all down the front!
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No Debby...that is the grease from her unwashed/unkept hair!
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This is a perfect example of what some people look like when they get their picture taken on the street, etc. Without a make-up and hair stylist, photographer and some photoshop you really get a look at what they are like on a daily basis, and she isn't pretty without help.
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Pottymouth she looks like shit here and deserves the derision she is reciving.
I have a problem when celebrities look like shit.
I mean if i don't do my job i get fired
She is pregnant though and not everyone looks great pregnant
she will probably be ugly when she gets older too
pregnant is a good way to gague what a chick will look like when she gets older
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She's gorgeous with all her make-up artists,photographers,etc. but she isn't bad looking here.She's cute.
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I'd never seen a picture of her outside of her Cover Girl (I think) ads. I'm kind of shocked - I barely recognize her.
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Wow she looks like a different person with no make-up on. A sign of a truly ugly person. Beautiful people are beautiful with or without make-up.
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oh dear, shes the face of Maybelline cosmetics, and she used to also be in the videoclip to "backstreets back"....
shes the face of maybelline.
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Well I'm looking at her as someone who doesn't know who the hell she is...the dress is unfortunate but I give her credit for not wearing skintight catwoman outfits like Skankalina Jolie while she's pregnant. Like a lot of pregnant women, she got something on her clothes...big whoop. I think she's very cute and simply looking a bit disheveled. If she looks even better when the pros get their hands on her, good for her. But in these pictures I think she's obviously a very pretty young woman who is just having a bad hair/outfit day.
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I'm surprised no one commented on the fact that you can see her tits in every shot...
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She's real cute....Its just a f**kin ugly dress
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you are all a bunch of jealous fucks, bet you are all fat, bloated, pimply geeks.
what hateful shit. Jeez!!
She is a beautiful young woman.
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I fuckin hate Josie Maran, she got to date the handsome David Blaine and broke his heart. She dusnt even belive in marriage and I bet that her baby was an accident, she is a "fuckin machine" i wonder who the babies father is? Josie has no respect what so ever.
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ew..i hate Josie Maran the damn ho bag! she got to date david blaine the hottie! and dumped him and wasted 2 years of his life. she doesnt even believe in marriage. Shes upsested with sex, shes a skank!
i hate josie.
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giver her a break ya'll...she's preg..c'mon she isnt that unattractive as u make her sound!! she's still gorgeous in my books!!
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Josie Maran is so incredibly beautiful! Look her up on google, not at these pregnancy shots. They're just unflattering!!! =( so rude. youre probably all very insecure. Like any of you guys could ever get someone like Josie maran, youd shit your pants if you got a chance!!! and like any of you girl could ever look like her!!! jeeze. asses.
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Shes pretty you are all just jelous, she is having a bad day, i dont even think she looks bad, wtf are all of you talking abouth your retards she looks fine, probably better than all you
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I guess I'm the only one who thinks she's still incredibly attractive, who the hell cares about her dress or how she does her hair (I guess jealous girls do who have to find something to rat about)?? Actually she's almost even more attractive because she looks like a "normal" person and not all dolled up like crazy and yes pregnant women do glow. She has the cutest face in the world...look at this pic:
http://www.livedesktop.ws/Wallpapers/Models/Josie_Maran/Josie_Maran_0010...
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LOOK AT HOW GODDAMN UGLY SHE IS ABSOLUTELY HIDEOUS
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She's beautiful but not in these photos.
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beautiful preggy..bonus points for the nipples.
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she is lovely, even in a bad picture like this. She has a lovely feminine face, unlike most models you see around these days, for example Gisele Bundchen or Alessandra Ambrosio. This society is so fucked up that all people are looking for is some sort of absolute perfection, which these manlike models represent in some way to -unfortunately- a lot of people.
Wake up! Discover natural beauty all around you, and stop staring at picture perfect people. Amen
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if this girl aint pretty, i am ugly as hell
and i am not, so......
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i think she only wants to prove here that beautiful women are highly fertile
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not hot in this pic, but it is a comfort to know that even beautiful people like her dont always look drop dead gorgeous all the time
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I say give her a break, she looks exhausted.
The pressure to look good while pregnant would be extremely hard to deal with considering going from what she was before she was pregnant and now shes a rusty oven, so it would be depressing for her considering the josie maran we all know. I imagine its a nice rest except it looks like the baby and who knows what has taken it out of her big time.
She will get back to normal once shes done eating for 2. She could possibly be being kicked in the stomach as that pic is being taken as well.
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are you kidding me! She looks like trailer trash.
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Yes, kids, it's sadly true: this is what MOST celebrities look like in REAL LIFE (unless you are Angleina Jolie--the hottest f'ing woman on the planet, and even then, I'm sure she's had a rather unacttractive day or two).
But here's the REAL question..........why the fuck is she wearing my grandmother's kitchen curtians?!?!? yack.
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I'd rather f**k my mother than this horribly ugly thing.
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and what the hell is with the fugly shoes!
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eww she is a minger, disgusting
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lol, you homos. You virgins will never even touch a woman that looks this good without makeup on. And by 'touch' I'm including brushing up against in a club or supermarket.
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What you should be asking is how she didn't get higher on the list, how many people look this good with out make up? Josie is extremely beautiful inside and out, that's why she made the list and that's why she stood out on the list
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