Brooke Burke - FHM 100 Sexiest Women 2006 - #53
Monday, April 3rd, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
How the hell are you going to put Brooke Burke behind the likes of: Danica Patrick, Jennifer Aniston, & Kelly Clarkson!??!? Look at her!! She doesn't even need to get naked and already this photoshoot is HOT!!!Vote for your Bastardly Top 10 Sexiest Women!!!























Yeah
i mean what the fuck!?
She's not number one anymore, but come on
Too many women writing for FHM
Kelly Clarkson shouldn't be able to even see the top 100 without a fucking telescope
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Must be a female editor @ FHM, How in the hell could Scarlett beat this goddess?
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Those people at FHM are stupid. Brooke should be in the top 10. I mean she had a baby and still looks better than most woman on that list.
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BROOKE BURKE IS SIMPLY A HO!! She shouldnt even be considered on this list. Scarlett and Jessica are ranked way to high. Adriana Lima should be number 1 without any doubt.
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This is a sexiest woman contest...not the MIss Virgin Pagent.
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No way is ugly ass Paris Hilton better looking than Brooke Burke, give me a break. Paris is a BUT-HER-FACE. Brooke is just fine all over.
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she wouldnt be on my top 100. but wow Paris Hilton beat her? and DANICA PATRICK?!?!?! Indy REALLY needs to calm the fuck downwith HER press. bitch has NEVER WON IN ANYTHING SHES DRIVEN IN. and there are MUCH Hotter race car drivers out there. she just gets the most press.
Danica Patrick wouldnt even be in my top fucking 500.
im definetly not into brooke, but, WOW Danica and Paris are higher? but again, THATS the readers of FHM for ya.
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Fanfuckintastic.
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Danica Patrick over BB??!!
WTF!!
Agree w/other posters: only an angry and jealous woman would rate Dan Patrick over BB (that's right; compared to BB, Danica looks like Dan)
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Id say the reason Brooke Burke didnt score very high is because shes a useless bag of syphillis. Shes never done anything useful, and clearly the reason why these women make the list is because they have done something interesting in the past year and they are popular at the moment.
Well that would probably qualify the top 30 maybe. The rest are hot fillers because they need girls to take up space, something these girls like brooke burke know all too well and have been doing all their lives.
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allie i'm assuming you are talking about vida gurera she HAS done a lot of interesting stuff in the last year
or maybe Jenny McCarthy
or Beth Orstrosky
you're right they are much more interesting than brooke burke
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Brooke should be in the Top 10 fo sure!
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Yeah Brooke USED to be hot. Now all the pics I see of her she looks washed up, at least her face does anyway.
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Hey Allie,
It's the SEXIEST list, not the INTERESTING list. Judge Judy is interesting but she isn't making this f-ing list.
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I don't think she that pretty. She has a good body but her face looks weird maybe it's her pointy nose.
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BB is to make top 10. this is sexiet women list, not beautiful women list. Hello. if you think she's not sexy, strip and post ur pic beside ur post.
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Brooke Burke is a goddess -- perfect in every way.
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wow ur sooooo sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! :P i wanna be ur bf
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hahahahah
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Or the lines in the side of her face.
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Ok, after reading the comments, i have come to the conclusion that half of the people are intelligent(those that say positive comments about Brooke) and the rest are either blind, gay, mentally impaired, or just plain illiterate in the way they think. No one can honestly sit here and say that Brooke isnt one of the most attractive females that has come down the pipe in a very long time.
Smoke
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