Jessica Alba @ @ Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards 2006
Monday, April 10th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

I would've so much more appreciated if it was Jessica Alba and not Lindsay Lohan who had the ass flash malfunction....

























oh shit thats Nick Cannon? I thought she was with Dave Chappelle.
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haha.
dude, the only thing incommon between the two guys is that they're both black.
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Why is she wearing a Little House on the Prairie dress? Was she trying to minimize the hotness so as not to corrupt the kiddies?
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nick cannon was so good in "love don't cost a thang" with Steve Harvey (that was with Christina Millian and she was wayyy hotter back then).
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What a hidous dress. It looks like it's for a eight year old little girl.
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shes overrated ....
but still cute
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He is the most overrated man on TV, his show SUCKS
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i think shes gorgeous
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It's not a dress it's a shirt and it is awful. Now she really looks young young...like 13 or something. Pretty tough.
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I sentence the next person to call sweet, sweet Jessica Alba overrated, a lifetime of going down on Haylie Duff.
That'l teach ya, to mess with greatness.
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I really don't see that big of a problem with the dress. It's the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards, for crying out loud. I think celebrities should dress DOWN to accurately fit the atmosphere.
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the cute way is more classy route for the NickAwards...seriously, it's for KIDS....
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"I sentence the next person to call sweet, sweet Jessica Alba overrated, a lifetime of going down on Haylie Duff."
Sweet Sweet JESSICA ALBA IS OVERRATED.
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i'd like to take that index finger award and shove it down her throat until she puked her intestines inside out.
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gah! i can't stand that dude. Especially in that movie he was in where he paid that chic to make him cool. he's so annoying.
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hi MCCRACKEN!!! ;)
yeah, i agree, she has that stupid "im a good girl, yay!!" look on her stupid face all the time. ugh, go ahead and give out the awards jessie, cuz YOUR not getting one!!!!
oh im so sorry if i offended anyone who loves and worships her sorry so so sorry!!!!!
are you all going to murder me now?? sorry, shes just a tramp dressed like the fucking nun of all nuns.
MARRY ME MCCRACKEN!!!!!! damn i wish i had your email addy!!! ;)
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Everytime I see that face I get a boner
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I'm not going to call Jessica Alba overrated or say that she's not attarctive,but I could
name several Women that I personaly think have more Natural Beayty and Sex Appeal.
1.Salma Hayek
a little older now but still looks Hot
http://allstarz.hollywood.com/salma/015.htm
2.J-LO Yeah people talk isht about her and some of the crappy movies she's been in but I'd take her any day of the week over Alba.
http://www.superiorpics.com/jennifer_lopez/pictures/LopezJenniferJS36605...
3.Alyssa Milano I've had a thing for her since the start of her Career on Who's The Boss.
I didn't like the Boob job,she really didn't need it but whatever.
Yeah i'm sure the guys at Http://www.kdkprankcalls.com remember this picture
http://www.entwagon.com/cgi-bin/celeb/show.pl?name=Alyssa_Milano&img=9
4.Cristina Scabbia I'm sure alot of people have never heard of her,but she is a singer.
She has more natural beauty and sex appeal than Alba,IMO.
http://www.netglimse.com/cgi-bin/celebs/celebview.pl?q1=cristina_scabbia...
5.Christina Milian Another lady that I'd take over Alba.
http://www.netglimse.com/cgi-bin/celebs/celebview.pl?q1=christina_milian...
6.Tatyana Ali Yeah she's grown up alot since her days on Fresh Prince.
http://photos.lacoccinelle.net/45/78/174578.jpg
7.Jamie Lynn DiScala Plays Meadow on the Sopranos.
http://www.goldenstateautographs.com/photographs/images/siglarjamielynn....
8.Vida Guerra Great Body and a beautiful face.
http://www.skirtworld.com/pictures/med/med_Vby93876.jpg
9. Denise Richards yeah still Hot as hell.
http://www.drodd.com/thewebmaster2/images/denise_richards.jpg
10.Scarlett Johanson Classic Blonde Bombshell.
http://scarlettjohansson.celebscentral.net/images/celebrities/scarlettjo...
Thats just top 10 off the top of my head.If I had to I could come up with a bunch more.
If I had to rate Jessica Alba on my own top 100 list of Hottest Women I'd say she'd be somewhere bewtween 50 and 100.No offense to her,just putting in my two cents on this subject.I know I'm in the minority,but personaly I don't give a isht.
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Elodie? Elodie from Linear Operators? Is that you? From QM?
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JOENHRE YOU AINT THE MINORITY, I WOULDNT PUT HER ON ANY SEXY LIST.
JUST ON MY HIT LIST I HATE THAT OVERRATED TRASH PILE
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"overrated trash pile"!!! heehee!! vito your so funny, and john and phred and mccracken!!! wait i have a question, why was she at the nickelodeons awards? since when does she do little kid movies/shows? johnnre, i liked the pics of the girls you linked, hell yeah there hot!!!! christina millian is hot as hell!!! how come millian cant be everyone's fave?
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whats with the little house on the prairie outfit? trying to play up the classy side? dont work, jessie, your always a dumb slut
mad props to vito!!!!!!!
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JEALOUS, BABY WHO GIVES A FUCK WHY SHES ON NICK? WE ALL KNOW SHE FUCKED AND SUCKED WHOEVER SHE COULD TO BE IN THE SPOTLIGHT. IF IT WERE MY SHOW THERE WOULD BE PLENTY OF BOOBY TRAPS TO CUT HER UGLY FAT BOD INTO RIBBONS. SLOWLY, DONT FORGET. NOW IF I COULD JUST GET YOR EMAIL ADRESS JEALOUS.....IM A NICE GUY I JUST HATE SLOBBA TROSS WE HAVE SOMETHIN IN COMMON
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wht the fuck is she WEARING?????!!!! oh my god and that annoying stupid downs syndrome smile! it seems like she never removes that mask. what a fucking retard
HAha! ;)
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she's there cause she appeared at "The secret world of Alex Mack" ...
she looks great, its a KIDS show, or what u wanted to see her on a bikini so all lil' kids asked "mom whats that?"
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fuckk jessica alba is juss nasttyyyyy she not that hot omffgg im staright i olny like hot gurls n jessica alba is not one of enogh i see so much more hotter girls everyday plus she looks like fucking cow her facee she not hot i think caremne is hott n jessica simpson n beyonce n rihiamia but jessica alba is juss overated in everything ppll stop talking bout her she not hot fuckkkkk she ugly piece of shit maybe shes not ugly but shes ok shes nothing speaial go fuck ur self alba ugly shitttttttttt
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shez getting uglier and uglier
she looked good b4
buh now shez just getting uglier
even b4..she wasnt that gr8
she was okay
i unno how every1 is all of a sudden calling her sexy
oh well shez a trend
shez gunna be off soon
no offence to her lovers
buh honestly
air brushed and fake photos dont count
shez ok looking
nun really special
and shez getting too skinny
i think allt hat "ur soo sexy" is getting to her head
and she said it herself "she likes to show off her body"
calm is jess, ur not hot ur ok looking
and get over the whole IM alll angelic thing ur trying to put off
ur not
Vita ur my hero:p
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i hate her, too,mimi, and i agree, she needs to fucking gow AWAY!!!!
vitos my hero too!! lol!
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Hi Sam! Photos i send on e-mail.
Green
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I dont like her hair. But she looks cute and young here. I think the recent weight loss has aged her quite alot. Her face looks alot nicer in these pics. Less severe. she looks like she did in the beggining, although u can still see the hollywood pressure takin hold. Theyve obviously told her what to wear and dyed her hair. If u look at Jess when she was 1st startin out she dressed down and in alot of black for celeb stuff. Theyve molded her into what she has become. What a shame. ruined her.
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