Hayden Panettiere campaigns her jailbait ass for Bastardly Sexiest Women
Wednesday, April 12th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
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I saw someone submitted Emma Watson in their list for Bastardly Sexiest Women so I thought I'd find another piece of jailbait and see if Hayden could garner up some support... jailbait is ellgible but would you really find a pubescent teen sexier than someone like Petra Nemcova???
Also, what the hell has Hayden Panettiere done? I mean, I constantly get pictures of her but not like I really know who the fuck she is???
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Didn't she play Anorexic McBeal's daughter? What's so hot about her? Looks like she's still carrying baby fat.
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Phil:
I hate to burst your bubble, but age of majority in the U.K. is 18. Looks like you'll be waiting another couple of years.
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awww fuck me. sorry. :-) man, i hate to admit it, but i WAS kinda excited to think emma was becoming legal. i could actually say the shit i do about hermoine and people wouldnt give me the "what the fuck is wrong with you, you pervert" look....
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Phil, no one will mistake you for Nabakov. And fuck them if they do.
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i saw a movie with hayden once called "lies my mother told me" it was actually pretty good
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Phil, unless you intercept Emma when she's flying through Kazakhstan!!
I think the age of consent in KZ is like 10, so emma practically an adult in their eyes. haha
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Sorry Moe, it's 18 in Kazakhstan, as well.
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that is just CRAZY..how could a 10 year old girl consent to ANYTHING besides watching the Big Comfy Couch?...oh boy, Alyson Court IS yummy tho...
But, anyone know, is there gonna be an opening at a Theater in KZ for a Harry Potter Movie? we can get her to attend, and, i can make a movie with her called "Hermoine Granger Used My Tounge As A Vaginal Cleaner" it could be 4 or 5 hours, filmed in Digital HD, of course, to see the intricacies of how her fluid runs down my face, and how it makes my lips glisten...ill even cut out the part where i rub one out using her jizz, i know no one would want to see that.
holy shit, i am really fucking tired, i believe that i have been awake just a TAD too long....and dont look at me with those “what the fuck is wrong with you, you pervert� eyes....i can feel that shit coming off the screen you know....
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Strike KZ from the above post and paste in Hungary....and thinking of Emma sure makes me want to eat....
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Damn, I sure would like to cum across her in Mexico.
Makin Moves...
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I might vote her onto Bastardly Sexiest Oompa Loompas, but that's about it.
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She is simply a little slut.
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there's pics of her partying and smoking with paris hilton when she was 15 or so.
so she's gonna be a megaskank when she's 18.
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You people seriously need a life. =D
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She is so average.
Who is she?
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Hayden played the adorable daughter of Coach Yoast in Remember the Titans (with Denzel Washington). She was so cute! However...
I just looked her up and she was born in Aug. 1989... so that would make her 16 yo today. Here's what this little 16 year old like to do in her spare time.... http://idolforums.com/index.php?showtopic=364817
I'll be they met at the OBGYN, while getting tested for herpes. Ewwww!
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Wtf?
Ummm yeah.... "She's so hot!"
Psst, please.
Big mistake.
Can't you wait a couple years?
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All these topics are so stupid. The only bastardly people here are (1) The emo freaks that made this site (2) PHILLID MCCRACKIN!!!! Stupid, fucking, pervert.
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Fucking hot girl. You have to see her Noxema Commercials.
You want princesses, she's it!
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You can see her from the waist up wearing nothing but a white bra in that one episode of punk'd. I think they were punking steven colletti, whoever the hell that is. Anyone horny enough check that out on mtv.com
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shes beautiful. i have to admit, im jealous!! i feel guilty saying shes sexy when shes so underage!!!!!
but yeah, shes a hottie and a 1/2!!!
mccracken!!! i love you!!!
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The age of conscent in the U.K. is 16, so as of the 15th April 2006 she can no longer be refered to as 'jailbait'. She's legal boys, have at it!
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Id walk on 20 miles of shit just to smell her fart.
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Wow. Some people post really disturbing, yet funny comments.
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she's so generic.
blonde hair...
that's about it.
she's got jacko's nose job and some pretty crazy eyebrows.
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Legal age for sex in England is 16
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the age of consent in the UK is 16!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3699814.stm
The BBC does not lie!
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Haha. Sucks for you. Here in New Zealand, 16 is legal.
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Phil:
I hate to burst your bubble, but age of majority in the U.K. is 18. Looks like you’ll be waiting another couple of years. "
Sorry to burst yours, but it's 16 in the UK. Have you ever been there? :p
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'senin' - sorry to burst your bubble, as a person living in the UK (a londoner in fact hehe)
the legal age of consent here in the lovely UK is in fact 16...although barely anyone seems to be a virgin after 16 these days :\
Therefore Emma Watson is in fact NOT JAILBAIT............in the UK at least!
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As people have already said, here in the UK the legal age to have sex is 16.
18 is the age of MAJORITY, but 16 is the age of consent. Two entirely seperate things.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3699814.stm
It's 16.
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I liked Hayden but untill she started hanging with Paris I lost all respect for her.Paris is a slut/whore and She's taking Hayden down with her(If she isnt already down).So I'll pray for Hayden to get some sense and find better people to hang out with.
~Aaron
P.S. why is she smoking at the age of 16?It doesnt make her cute...
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Who the fuck cares if Emma Watson is legal or not. I'd go to jail just to fuck because it would be worth it.
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Please leave Hayden alone..........My cousin went to grade school with her in Palisades,NY....Hayden was born with a form of dwarfism that ;s why she has the stumpy body and the large ass head.
lol
lilo
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omg heroes! one of the best shows ever. she is getting annoying on the show tho
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ok, for the record, i have a obession with Emma Watson, id do really nauighty things to her, but she is not "Sexy". she is CUTE. hence, why given the chance, i wouldnt change my list which KATE BECKINSALE is #1...she shouldbe #1 on YOUR list too, KATE BECKINSALE, NOT Emma watson.
BUT for the record, This chick is no where NEAR Emma.
AND,....
Jackson, since you did this thread ill address it to you....
EMMA IS OFFICALY NOT JAILBAIT the 16th!!!!.... WELL, in HER home country. i BELIEVE that 16 is legal in the UK? WELL she turns 16 on the 16th!!!!
I think we should have a Special bastardly day for Emma's UK un-Jailbait Birthday....that is, if, in fact, 16 IS legal in UK. im pretty sure it is.
Pretty Pretty Please with Petra Nemcova on top? ;-)
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Phil and Moe:
Good news the age of majority in Hungary is 14!!!! Budapest rocks!!
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when I say "when she was 15", I mean when hayden was 15. last year or so
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Wow... I totally agree.
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too cute back then to be in anyones top 10
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