Myleene Klass is a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen
Tuesday, April 11th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

This is much an upgrade from trying to make polkadots hot on the streets. I just wish we did get a glimpse of some boobs... just the left one and I'd be happy.























great natural breasts. way to notice bastardly!
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Id like to stick my face right in the middle and get some motorboat action goin on...
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i wonder if she is related to alicia Klass
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0458315/
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She is a pure sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut!
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No we are not - we're staring at the bling...
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we lov u Myleene
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She looks just like my friend Vanessa! Except Vanessa has black hair and smaller boobs. What is this chick? Vanessa is Japanese and White.
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can somebody pls tell me who this girl is? was she in a movie or something?
k thanks
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Yeah, who is this J-Lo wannabe?
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What Moose said.
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she is a classical pianist trying to turn pop star
she was in some band in england
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myleene_Klass
remember knowing is half the battle
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i think she's half Filipino and English or some sort like that
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If only more Classical musicians were hot and wore scandalous dresses like her.
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Yeah Yo-Yo Ma would be hot in that dress
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Nellie McKay is much cuter!!!
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i noticed that you can see her underwear in some of the pictures
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She needs to tan those boobs the same color as everything else and if your going to wear something like that make it so your not playing with it all the time. Makes it look like she doesn't know how to wear the dress right.
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tit fuck anyone??
dont even need to remove the dress.. how conveineant... she is hot.
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just had my own wardrobe malfunction
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Ladies and Gentlemen....
WE HAVE A REAL PAIR OF TITTIES IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!
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Damn, those are nice. Did you mean her left one or the one on the left in the picture? I think it's her right one that looks like it's begging to create an unforgettable wardrobe in the near future. I can't wait.
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