Lindsay Keller: Too Hot For Her Brown Bag! Ow!
Wednesday, April 12th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
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Hot body, but who is she?
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maybe its just the hair, but does she have a huge, long, oblong head?
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Great body, no doubt, but the bag was well placed!!! WOW!!
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ya man, you don't want to bother w/ that face when she has that bangin' of a bod!!!
God have mercy!
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Rob, she is a doormat. Or no wait she is a succubus.
Makin Moves...
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I don't really understand the rugburn/hickey on her lower back.
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Moose, it's a thumbprint. You know, from the doggystyle. Don't ask how I know that.
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Haha oh god that's too great
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She's not that bad. On a scale of Lisa Rinna to Haylie Duff...she's square in the middle.
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AAwww comon man! she's not that bad looking. she's just not a STAR.
That chick walks up to me in a bar, and I'm totally into her...
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Hey Lindsay, why the long face?
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Somebody feed her some oats, quick!
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Anyone care for a horsey ride?
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Yup....those are real.
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Reminds me of a YOUNG Sheryl Crow. Ouch.
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She's too skinny...
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great add...i think that more people should employ the use of brown bags.
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