Bastardly Lady of the Day - Michelle

A HOT GAMER, WOW

yes.. i agree

very sexy

i would feel a little more comfortable if we had a few bikini shots

im starting to think they shouldve suspended BLOTD for thsi week since, well the High Schools are off this week...

this is 2 days in a row that the BLOTD looks like she is like 14....i think Middle School girls are playing games with us this week.

What can i say? why am i NOT surprised she is a gamer? isnt by default EVERYONE of Asian descent born with THAT trait?

She is super cute! I love her!

looks like every other asian girl

Is that a light dildo?

i hear ya Phillip. i experience the same thing all the time on myspace. i was just giving her the benefit of the doubt cause i know much it sucks getting seen as a youngin when ur really not.

Oh yeah,,,,,

NEXT

she seems really sweet.

normally all the ladies of the day look like complete dogs but she seems much more natral and generally nice. doesn't wear too much makeup and her clothes aren't trashy..i like her

*natural

Haha you shouldn't use myspace, or the internet in general, for age verification...

LOL iceman i said the same kinda thing yesterday about that Chasity girl...

what is wrong with you people?

Maybe you can play some Video games with her, do theymake a Dora The Explorer game? then you can take her out to the swing set shes leaning on, and push her on it, she can scream weeeeeee, and then if she gets hurt you can kiss her boo boo and makes it all better....and the end of they day, tuck her in and read her a bedtime story, i bet her Fav is The Three Wittle Bears....AWW how cute it is to think nasty thoughts about 12 year old looking girls....daym yall....

yeah, i realize how that sounds coming from my emma Watson obsessed ass, but, whatever....

Well everyone here said cute Phillip. I see no references to cunnilingus and other obscene (but fun) acts. As a lady, I'm preprogrammed to be sensitive to men's perverted comments and everyone has kept it decent unlike the aforementioned Watson posting, ahem.

Phil..... Are we just to old, or what? Im sorry everyone.... I know , by now your all thinking im nucking futs with the Lisa S post 'n all, however, I am NOT into the child thing.... just doesnt exactly "float my boat", maybe my Neice would like another friend though....

Anyways, like i said...
""NEXT!!!!""

lemure, you consider yourself a "lady", and you keep coming to this site? You must also be a masochist.

"This Is The Remix Edition... Of The Song About Pissin"

thats what i said Moe...i dont think people understand the asian/youth thing yet.

LOL very funny real342. I just have an unfortunate sense of humor and a boring office. I also enjoy looking at pictures of pretty ladies, its really no different than reading a women's magazine, I'm conditioned to glossy lady pictures. Also, as cruel as it gets around here, these guys are hilarious!

yeah cute and natural looking.

Girls suck at video games.

CUTE as HELL. Need more pics, please.

lemure, I see.

Crack, you're so right! They're better at consuming your drugs, taking your money, and breaking your heart.

Cute face. She's a bit on the short side though. I'd still holla.

cute!

not that i play video games all that often, but, u know the extent of how much Girls and Video games mix?

when your getting your dick sucked while playing them...now THATS a worth while gaming experiance.

She's a cutie, and I knew the gamers on here would drop jaw at the fact that she is a fellow gamer, and not covered in pimples with glasses and a fat body. Go you!

But just for the record, whether she is of age or not, she looks sooooooo young

Aw, I like her. She's cute. And she has a picture of herself with a lightsaber, now that's just awesome.

I know Asian girls that look like beat up old whores, but that's b/c they are good at the things real 342 just described especially the "consuming your drugs" part, and that particular part those chicks do to both males and females.

This girl probably doesn't smoke as she's not Japanese and doesn't look Chinese either but I could be wrong, she's probably allergic to alcohol and doesn't consume narcotics b/c her parents won't let her. So, she could conceivably be 18 years old.

Then again, I have a Chinese/Taiwanese guy friend who was totally addicted to cocaine and then totally addicted to crystal (sober now) and he looks 15 years old, he's going to be 30 this year.

I have totally gotten head while playing Halo 2. Nonetheless it hurt our team. But yeah, girls suck ass at video games but are great at giving head while i'm playing. I suggest that they stick to what they are good at. Oh yeah, they are also good at " taking your money."

PHIL HAS HIT IT RIGHT ON!!!!

Phil Says:
"u know the extent of how much Girls and Video games mix?

when your getting your dick sucked while playing them…now THATS a worth while gaming experiance.
"

That is the ULTIMATE GAMEING EXPERIENCE!! And the only way that a girl should be involved in them... Oh yea, and she'd better swallow, clean that shit up, and put it away so i don’t have to remove my hands from game play....

It's good that you boys dream!!!

She has a myspace, and a xanga. Her artwork is mindboggling.

Oh yea. she plays games like metal gear, halo, resident evil, read her stuff peeps. its insane. what 19 year old would play dora the explorer game.

Lol! Ricebunny?! Jesus...

Yes, she's got talent. That's extremely hot. Her stock just went up...

Hey look, it's my girlfriend! It's funny how she always sends me links like this where she finds pictures of herself on random sites...

Don't worry, I don't expect you to believe me, I just like tagging the boards she makes appearances on for novelty value. However, those are awefully young looking pictures of her... she actually looks much more mature in real life. And yes, she is a gamer and plays vid games a hell of a lot more than I do, although I am the undefeated SF2 champion!!!

By the by, she is 19 =) Too bad fellas, she's a keeper, so she won't be on the market anytime soon!

First comment on the Bastardly, giving me plenty of entertainment!
With the Asian ratio, If she looks 15, then she's really 25...I'll give it to the lady, seen her paintings and she's quite gifted, ã?‹ã‚?ã?„ã?„kawaii at best!

im waiting for a CD to burn before going to work so guess where i came? oh yeah, here....LOL....

i actually started out by getting a hand job while playing Genesis back in the day, but, after ejactulating on my controller, it was head ONLY after that.

and daym right the bitch better swallow, i cant stop playing Madden or NBA BAllers to clean that shit up. getting a drink on the other hand is different, unless of course a bitch is there to get me one.

i dont even want to go into what chicks are good for, cause, everything everyones said so faris true.

and thats a real quality relationship her and her boyfriend have, if he IS in fact her boyfriend, like after HIS post i believe eiother of them are of age...

"we play video games together" aww thats so cute.

how fucking gay. i bet the extent of there love life is masturbating while playing like some game that uses the dual shock capability more than any other. just put that shit on there privates and play games!!!

and dont even begin to respond "boyfriend" cause i aintgonna believe anything you try and tell me about yourbanging her anyways, so, its better you dont waste your time typing that shit.

as for being on teh "market" i get teh feeling the only "market" im gonna see her on is one where i get my dick sucked for "10 Dolla" cause "shell love me long time". but i think id pass, not that she wouldnt pass on me, because my cock is definetly way to boekoo for this bitch.

to Phillip McCracken
"im waiting for a CD to burn before going to work so guess where i came? oh yeah, here….LOL…."

You prob came back because you know this girl is charmimg, or you just have no life whatsoever.

"and daym right the bitch better swallow, i cant stop playing Madden or NBA BAllers to clean that shit up. getting a drink on the other hand is different, unless of course a bitch is there to get me one."

Its obvious you had nothing but std infested sluts sucking on your herpes infested cock. This girl has got class.

"as for being on teh “market� i get teh feeling the only “market� im gonna see her on is one where i get my dick sucked for “10 Dolla� cause “shell love me long time�. but i think id pass, not that she wouldnt pass on me, because my cock is definetly way to boekoo for this bitch."

No no no, you got it the other way aroung, she is too "boekoo" for your ass. Dont hate because all you can get are cheap skanky ass hoes. You are a fucking lame ass who has nothing better to do than bash on people who you will never have the mere presence to be around.

fuk you all, girls are better gamers than boys. you suck mine while i play.

Awww, Phillip McCracken, the online badass. I already preemptively stated that I didn't expect anyone to believe me, so I will continue this thread under the assumption that she is not my girlfriend. *shrug*

I was just baiting the waters to see which dolt would be the first to go e-gangster on me. Dualshock does indeed feel great in my lap! ooooooh, happy? LOL

Just a reminder kids: "Their" is the correct spelling for the common misuse of the word "there". Wow, we learned something new today!

so what's up long?
you want to swing with your girlfriend but you don't have enough balls for the real thing?
so you get her to post her picture on a bunch of websites and then abuse yourself
when guys get all crazy about her
did you guys have "hot" sex tonight thinking about how many guys want to fuck her
i mean really who is more lame here
phil for making a few jokes
or you for setting up some elaborate scheme to trap us dimwits into oggling your girlfirend
i think you should look into real swinging
i think your girlfriend would be into some new cock

well.. actually.. she didn't submit this. someone else did, LOL. I guess an online buddy of hers pointed her in this direction to view it? If you knew how to read, then you would have deduced that she did not post her pictures on here... GASP my dear watson!

by the way John, was that an offer to become swing partners? Send me some pics and Mish and I will let you know what's up tomorrow. Hope to hear from you soon man!

eh
the bottom line is that
Phil is funny
you and your girlfriend are unfunny
everything else is meaningless

phil and john should eat shit an die. fuk you

"you and your girlfriend are unfunny
everything else is meaningless"

Who the Fuck says "unfunny" no seriously. Unfunny is probably the lamest way for saying something isn't funny. You need to fucking better diction before you post retarded ass stuff on here to make you look stupid.

agree, best BLOTD i've seen
Michelle FTW!
I fucking love this site

she is the best...and john is biased to anyone who is an asshole because he's also one, so no worries ladies.oh and phillip,i hope the next time you get head whilst playing games you get your dick bitten off *haha*,so you could add to the list of what else women are good for,correcting undeserving "men".

"bottom line: the internet should not be taken seriously"
i agree long
but i think if you are looking for partners to swing
jow would be a better choice
if he has a girlfriend
if not it would just have to be a three-way

and hello:
asshole=funny
nice person=unfunny
you need to look no further than your own post for conformation of this truism

he called me an E-gangster. thats too funny.

u know whats even funnier, all you fucking pathetic scubs that attack me yet DONT have the balls to link to be UNannonymus.

as for correcting my English, that is EASILY the lamest fucking come back in cyberspace....dur, you used There instead of their...serious how the fuck old are you? i type fast, sorry i dont recheck what i wrote and correct the spelling and grammer, you OBVIOLSY get my point so why be childish and attack THAT...but im not surprised that guy picked on the statement "unfunny". how truly immature.

as for me, you know what? you all (excpet john) dont deserve to know why i might dislike women, and i find it funny IM egtting attacked cause well there is like 4 other people on this thread talking about how women are only for certain things, but hey, its all good. all ill s ay is, bitches bring it on themselves, wheni treated chicks like princesses, i got walked all over, i treat them like trash, they always come back for more...go figure...

as for me fucking bitches with STD's...uh no. not that any of teh chicks i hookup with are virgins, but, believe me, id KNOW if they had STD's. its called getting tested on a regular basis. see, how immature is it to dictate who you hang out with and hook up with based on theer sexual past? what the fuck is this? high school? jesus. like you bitches attacking me wouldnt let colin farrell fuck you silly and hes the biggest fucking walking STD in hollywood.

i understand tho, its all good...as for her being to boekoo for me, wow she must have a huge gaping hole down below, cause, jez, if this girl is too boekoo for me, thats, well just plain scary.

anyways, i dont expect anything different from a website called the Bastardly, the sadest thing is, yu come on toa site called "the Bastardly" and DONT expect someone to rip people apart...before you post again, why dont u figure out what the word Bastard means.

now im off to spread the fine word of Phillip McCracken. i know your all jealous cause you arent me. well except john, he seems like a really nice kinda guy, if i had a sister, id let him bang her.

SWEET!
oh wait you said "if"
GODDAMN IT!

Man You are one sad pathetic low life. I only fuck virgins? So what now, you only fuck 14 year olds? You need to get a fucking life, and bash on someone who deserves to be bashed, not the sake of it. I dare u to email her and tell here excatly what you think of her, but of course, you probably are too scared out of your pants to speak to her.

Oh and I type fast too, you don't see me getting there and their mixed up, it's just because your a fucking dumb fuck. And you are fucking ugly on myspace, who the fuck wants to be fucked by you.

Another thing, that girl is actually a virgin, if you read her site you would know. But of course you judge a fucking book by it's cover.

Have a nice life with STDs

why the fuck to people continue to rip people for grammar and spelling mistakes and then make mistakes in their post
i mean what the fuck jow
"because your a fucking dumb fuck"
what you meant to say is "you are" or "you're"
and jow do you know her
or are you just stalking her on myspace.

Hey long
i would keep an eye out for jow
you might need a restraining order

Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics...Even if you win, you're still retarded. She's beautiful and talented, that is all I have to say.

thats funny risa
but it's not wether you win or loose it is how you play the game

Oh come on John :P. It doesn't matter how you play the game, so long as you win :).

Its okay Phillip. I mispell all the time. we're human, although i wouldn't mind someone telling me my errors. We can't all be perfect, but we sure as hell can learn from our mistakes.

btw, she looks like a taiwanese porn star. Not to say that's bad, she just does look like her. Forgot that girls name damn it.

haha, this is great

c'mon phillip, it's all gravy, i'm just tuggin your chain man. as far as debating on the internet goes... i agree, it's all about wit. by the way, your grammar is fine, it's your spelling that sucks! OH! BURN! then again, i'm way too lazy to press the shift key to use correct capitalization also. just tuggin that chain again, lol..

but to be perfectly honest, i've been stepped on by women more times than a doormat, but mish is awesome to me, so of course i'd vouch for her. the only reason she hasn't filed for this thread to be locked is probably because she's not so pretentious. we were reading these and laughing the whole time. what fun is the internet really if you can't make fun of people?? like i've stated, the internet isn't to be taken seriously =)

by the way phil, you bear a striking resemblance to tank abbott... but skinnier, lol

(don't worry, that's more of a compliment than an insult, since i'm a big ufc fan)

Long, when you are done tugging phils chain, would you mind pulling on mine? It's been a while and well, i'll bet you have daintly little girls hands which would be nice. The kind that couldn't hurt a kitten let alone a cute little video game virgin. I reccomend you go out and get your dipstick wet a little, test the waters so to speak because when this little girl finally leaves her drafting table and steps into the social world, she is going to be hungry.

I dont mean hungry like, "Lasagna sounds good," I mean hungry like she is going to want to FUCK. Not you of course. Not you because you are a 'nice boy' and her 'best friend' and all that cute hugs and video games shit. One day she will open her repressed little eyes and find some worthless piece of waste, have a short, 'enlightening' little convo, and she won't be able to get that cancer out of her head until he bursts her hymen. After that, things will no longer be PG-13.

I know from experience as one time I manipulated my way into the 21 year old virgin pants of a ministers daughter. Older virgins become freaks. I tell you what, the minister was as crazy as his daughter.

Phil and john are some funny muthafucken E-Gangsta bitches. Mess wit one you mess wit tha mafia. Jow, sometimes skanky ass hoes are better than holier-than-thou, V-card holding, pussy on a pedestal, controlling succubus'. Humans innately are sexual creatures. Just as your chick will Long, you too will burst if you don't release some of that sexual repression. You also sound a bit passive agressive.

Makin Moves...

now that is some good shit
always a pleasure Crack

"Phil and john are some funny muthafucken E-Gangsta bitches. Mess wit one you mess wit tha mafia."

Ooooh so now getting HIV and STDs are the new fad. Man I want to jump onto that bandwagon too and become dumbfucks like you all and lead a very short, painful miserable life (Sarcasim). Yeah, hoes are better than "holier-than-thou" girls because their pussy is looser, smellier and infested with cracks of herpes and clamydia. I'd choose that anyday over a hot gamer girl who seems talented in art, smart and has good virtures (Yet more sarcasim). Enjoy your life with STDs infested leather skin looking whores, and to Long, enjoy and savor your tight pussy girlfriend.

In the end, Long wins because he has the girl of all nerd's dream. Yes Michelle, Nerds will rule the world.

she looks very pretty. her website is very cute. i like her, nice choice bastardly.

I agree with Risa, you all are idiots for arguing about a girl who you have no prior knowledge over. She seems very likeable. I know her though online, and she is very sweet. I agree with Yolanda too, go pick on someone else, she might make good use of that sword she has on you all.

yes, i'm quite passive aggressive. i down loads of prozac so you can't touch this, bitches! doo-shay, doo-shay..

phil and john are prosti-gansta bitches.fuk you

without even reading the previous posters I'm sure I will be repeating them when I say she looks like she's about 12-14 yrs old! I know asian women tend to look younger naturally, but wow... Id be shocked if this girl was over 16

shes really cute

Oh, I rike!

Now she's adorable! Good choice!

the fact that she is a gamer makes her about 10x hotter
and nerds already rule the world

cute girl with a 12 yr old boy's body.......wow I feel old.
Though I kinda dig her in a Gogo Yubari kinda way......

LOL oh boy am i glad about what i DIDNT write, i didnt realize that one of the fine contributurs to this site is of Asian decent...and to think, i thought Jackson was a white dude that was just obsessed with Asian Chicks....

as for myspace, hate to break your bubbles, but, i have a chick in my friends list, when i 1st emailed her it said 24, and i chatted withher for a week before i really read her profile and it turned out she was a freshman....IN HIGH SCHOOL....

you cant have a MySpace if you are under 16. they get deleted. so people under 16 lie about there age, i have many co wrokers and friends whose little sibling is under 16 but yet has myspace.

She's cute, in a "hey that’s my cute 11 year old niece", way.... I think i may be breaking some law somewhere just by looking at this child’s photos.

Well, Lemure, it IS early in the day yet...and which of the Emma Posts you talking about? Cause ill try and be a little more descriptive next time....

Dude, the girl is asian, so she's naturally gifted w/ youth.

"Girls suck at video games."

Yes many do (because they don't like them as much as guys and don't play them to get better) but if my friend Tiffany heard you say that she would challenge you to any online game you desire. She is one of the best female gamers I have ever seen. I kick the crap out of male friends when we play FPS games but she gives me a run for my money, and when she trash talks it's kinda hot.

She's soooooooo cute! I just want to pinch her little cheekiiesss

mc crackass is a stupid dick, fuk you.

lol, i'll settle for that. i'll admit, phil is amusing, i found myself laughing at his posts. bottom line: the internet should not be taken seriously

"You need A fucking better diction"

at least i can read shit stain. why dont you go back and read what i said, ioh wait ill repost it....

"as for me fucking bitches with STD’s…uh no. not that any of teh chicks i hookup with are virgins, "

and its funny, go ahead rip on my Myspace, its all good,but wheres the link to YOUR picture? if im ugly holy shit you must be the elephant man, cause at least im man enough to let people see what i look like if they want to.

dude try growing a fucking set of balls and why not just shut the fuck up, cause being anonymus on a fucking online forum and attacking someone who isnt, is BEYOND Pathetic.

and AGAIN since its OBVIOUS you cant fucking read...anyone that allows their...happy mr I cant fucking read, but ill attack your grammer.....picture to be up on a site like this DESERVES EVERYTHING they get. good OR bad. i didnt send my picture into this sight to be "judged" by the people who come here. while she MAY have not sent it, she is ALLOWING it...and, for the record, the people who run this site, if asked WILL take down teh pics....see Bastardly Lady of the day Lisa.....there is a big disclaimer that says the owner didnt send picture in and requested it is taken down...and there is no picture....would i attack someone who say has myspace that i think is ugly, fuck no, cause well, they are posting on MYSPACE....not allowing there picture to be shown on a fucking website called "THE BASTARDLY"

you are obviously NOT a frequent reader of this site, and, dude, get over it, you can stick up for her all you want, be her Online "Knight in shining armour", but, you OBVIOUSLY arent going to get any, how fucking sad are you dude? you are stciking up for a girl you are NEVER gonna get to be with in ANYWAY....and i thought you couldnt get any MORE pathetic....

"but it’s not wether you win or loose it is how you play the game"

Haha very true. So who's winning? :-p

what the fuk is this. Mess with me and you mess with the mafia? And HOW OLD are you? This isn't fucking hollywood or the 70s. This is present day and the mafia scene has died down since. I cant stand it when people think mafias are nothing but gangsters. Originally, they we're cops for the civilians in New York where there wasn't much police enforced. There was a lot of crime, and they were hired for your protection. Please, you dont know anything about the mafia. A fucking insult to them.

HAHAHAHA, this dude is serious. Touche Jared. What if douche was pronounced the same way as touche? Would it have the same negative connotations or would it have a sort of euro-sophistication that touche wears?

So many questions to ponder, so little crack.

Makin Moves...

p.s. Thanks john. Respect.

I agree with Jow, if you really don't know her, don't make any assumption about her. she really seems nice guys. she is the wrong girl to bash. go bash on that nasty pam looking chick.

checked out her site. very talented. go girl!

Cutie.

She's a cutie pie, yes

...........but, um, is she LEGAL???

HAHA! Sorry Phillip, but I don't have that trait... I've never stepped on a DDR stage or attended a LAN party...in fact, the only gaming system I've ever own is ol'skool Nintendo!! G'Yeah, 8 bit technology!!!!

Definitely looks too young but cute gamers are so hard to find, and if she really is a "gamer" then she plays GTA not Dora. Besides Dora the explore isn't a game, it's just torture. I would rather shave my head with a cheese grater while chewing on tinfoil then be forced to play or even watch that type of "game".

Now let me see you
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
Now let me see you
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
Now let me see you

seriously though... you up for a good hot swap?? hah

She is hands down the best BLOFW we had. A gamer, an artist and a hottie, if that doesn't make your dick hard, then you're a fucking fag.

heres the link cause im thinking you might not understand how to put teh word "lisa" and "bastardly lady of the day" in the search box....

http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/03/16/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-...

obviously not me cause i dont use Correct Grammer

"sometimes skanky ass hoes are better than holier-than-thou, V-card holding, pussy on a pedestal, controlling succubus’."

A+

seen her profile on myspace. cute girl.

...and i think she is legal for those of you who were wonderin

u have to realize guys...asians in general look younger. its a curse/gift we have. im 22 and i look 15. sucks, but when im 32 and look 25, its all goood.

i checked her myspace, says shes 18. yea she could be lying but i doubt it.

Iceman, yes. yes we are. I REALLY HATED the day i wolk up and UNDERSTOOD just how old i was....that saying, "Taking the air out of the ballloon" never felt hit so close to home....

Way better than that Chastity...

Woah. Careful, Boys. Cute, but she's got "R. Kelly" written all over her...

Brian Ross from ABC's 20/20 might show up on your doorstep with a hidden camera.

What is she like 12?

She's fucking UGLY!!! Disgusting, wide, South Asian nose...yuck...bet she smells like fish.