Carmen Electra Rides Sybian On Howard Stern
Thursday, April 13th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Mainly slutty pornstars and/or Stern Show whores desperate for exposure or attention ride the Sybian.
Sybian gives the ultimate in sexual stimulation and is primarily used for sexual gratification but hundreds have had their first orgasm ever when using it. Thousands have gone from settling for a single orgasm, to being multi-orgasmic and then to being poly-orgasmic. All have become more responsive and enjoyable partners. [Sybian Website]
Girls, do you want multiple orgasm? Is your current boyfriend just not doing it for you? Well, buy the Sybian & shoot a video of yourself riding it! Once you shoot the video, send it in w/ your Bastardly Chick of the Day photos. Become famous today!!!
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"single orgasm, to being multi-orgasmic and then to being poly-orgasmic."
This is a pet pev of mine, why do women get all the sexual perks. My woman gets anywhere from 3 to 6 orgasms when we have sex, I get one. Is that fair? Am I being selfish to want more? I know women were sexually repressed in the 50s but that time is long gone, sex is for both partners, but lately it seems it has shifted from the focus being on men to women with no real stop in the middle. Everything is about women having tons of orgasms, I am glad they are getting a fair shake now but I can't help but feel a little jaded and left-out. When I bring this up to my woman she says, "it's not my fault your bodies are made that way". She is right, but still it vexes me, all the goods toys are for them.
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wow, first time ever she gave me wood. good times.
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haha. Carmen just went up on my Cool Meter.
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Well caliban...if you are looking for extra orgasms the aneros claims to give men multiples...of course you have to be a little kinky. From their website: "The Aneros MGX Massager is a patented anal sphincter-driven, prostate-perineum massager. With the Aneros, men can achieve strong continuous, non-ejaculatory, full body orgasms previously unattainable through conventional sexual techniques. We refer to this type of orgasm as the "Dream Orgasm," while many of our users call it the "Super-O." "
check it:
http://aneros.com/default.php
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No comments from the women readers about whether that seems like fun?
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I'd do it.
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It reminds me of a mechanical bull.
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I wonder if Carmen felt a little bit pathetic doing that.
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I think it's becasue we get the Big SHA-BANG!! We put it all in one big load that can shoot across the room ( well the lucky ones anyways, Peter North style! ) and girls have to settle for a little one here, and a little one there. I'm sticking w/ the BIG ENDING myself.
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I feel sorry that you describe women's orgasms as "a little one here, a little one there"...either the girls your sleeping with are just very quite and don't like to express themselves, or they're straight-up not having orgasms.
I'm really curious as to how this thing works.
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They should try riding a pantra
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man she hot but i wish i knew a website with her naked.
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I HATE THAT SLUT. I FUCKING HATE THAT SLUT. I HATE THAT WHORE. I FUCKING HATE THAT WHORE. I HATE THAT BITCH. I FUCKNG HATE THAT BITCH. I HATE THAT CUNT. I FUCKING HATE THAT CUNT.
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