Jake Gyllenhaal: For All You Bastardly Ladies

wait a tick, wasn't he good looking at one point? wtf happened..........

more Chester!

For some reason he's been looking really Tobey Maguire to me lately.

Is he really gay?!

They're beginning to look like an old married couple.

i've never been into him. to me he just looks like some dude i'd see on the street, and i'd think that he was kind of cute for a second while i walked towards him, but not cute enough to turn my head once i passed him. his boyfriend is another story entirely.

This may not mean much but that beard has got to go away, some women might find him more attractive.

Funny thing is before Brokeback Mountain I never even knew the guy existed. I saw him in that Day After movie with the ice age but that was it, and I liked Dennis Quad better than him in that movie as far as acting is concerned. But before I question his acting ability I guess I will have to watch Brokeback Mountain, I just don't see myself being motivated to do so anytime soon.

fuck man aint no one hotter than donnie darko
except not in these pictures

He is NOT HOT! We need to end this myth right now! Now I was weak about Chester, he was definitely kind of cute, but enough with this puppy dog man bullshit. Its all about men with bodies that make the ovaries tingle in anticipation.

THIS IS HOT-Cole Hauser:

THIS IS ALSO HOT - Karl Urban:

"ovaries tingle in anticipation"

I never quite heard it put that way before, but hell yea whatever gets the love pudding warm, works.

is he really fucking gay?

Two guys go to a BASEKTBALL game together and they're gay. Interesting deduction.

come on...this is obviously a play on Brokeback.

Can't we have a little fun?!

But yeah, I've heard rumors that he's Bisexual.

"Well Caliban did you click on those links I posted?"

Yea I did, if I wanted to get your perspective I needed a reference. The bottom link was denied by my work server but even the first link showed a man better looking than Jake. It's probably just the buzz surrounding the "Mountain" that is bumping up his alleged studliness (is that even a word).

If you like Vigo then make sure you see A History of Violence, the story was fairly simple but well executed and it rated well. I liked some of the actors in it and you might appreciate a couple of the sex scenes with Vigo, they were real short but risque for an R rating. The wife turned me on, she was a naughty girl.

i don't like posting on the guy threads because the women on this site have so little refuge
i feel bad butting in
but lets talk double standard here
mind you i'm not responding to anyone's post, this thread just got me thinking
Lemure's post in particular, she seems to have the same taste in men as my girlfriend
men being the important word there
how come no one ever calls chicks that like hairless, boyish looking men, like jake, pedophiles?
i mean the second a dude says he likes young looking, skinny, or shaved women
there are a shitload of women coming out of the woodwork to call them pedophiles

Hmm, well the only boyish looking dude I'm attracted to is Ryan Phillipe but only when he went shirtless. I like men that look like they have an adult sized with hair down below and will kill a both a mouse and another man for me.

I'm all liberated and what not, but I'm not afraid to admit I want a man with a capital M (at least one that looks like one) as a sex partner. I blame imprinting. I lost my virginity to a 6'2 lacrosse player with a sick body (who was not a frat boy tool, frat yes, tool no). Its a cute story, I'll tell you guys sometime hee hee.

I'm not pathological about it but I'm blessed enough to attract my physical type (in a rainbow of colors!) among other types of men.

Caliban, Karl Urban played Eomer in Lord of the Rings, Lord Vaako in Chronicles of Riddick and John Grimm in Doom.

As for women attracted to the more boyish type, I think its because it comes from a different place maybe? I think women are attracted to those types because they perceive them as non threatening, non cheating types that will bring flowers home.

is the key there non-threatining?
i mean isn't that why men probably like the young looking women?
and isn't that why pedophiles prey on children.
and there are plenty of mary kay laterno's out there
I have just never seen a woman ripped for saying she likes say
Elijah Wood
to keep the lord of the rings theme going

john, Elijah isn't a good example. I've never heard a woman say she likes Elijah Wood, LOL, maybe a gay man once or twice, LOL.

I need another example. I mean Tom Welling has a boyish face, but a man's body. Is he what you are thinking about? Whereas the young looking woman a man might ogle might also have a little girl's body too, small bewbies and all. Hence the creepiness.

COLE HAUSER? he's fooking gay

i never heard a woman rave about elijah either, and if i did,they would get ripped.tom welling is hot, and his face doesn't look boyish to me. he has manly features strong jaw and all;and like lemure said,man body.really i dont care if men like boy looking girls either,not my problem,i just don't like when they start hating on women with more "womanly" shapes,but then again,not my problem either unless they whole world of men started to only desire gumby shaped women.

Well Caliban did you click on those links I posted?

How can people swoon over Jake Gyllenhaal when his last name is so damn hard to spell and far hotter, sexier men exist? Hell did any of you see Lord of the Rings? He reminds me of the hobbits. However, I would definitely want to see Viggo Mortensen or the aformentioned Karl Urban (who played Eomer) naked. My point is there are much dreamier guys than this one. I would have sex with Maggie before Jake.

Oh no Ashley there's actually a longitudinal study going on about Jake's possible gayness and how Mr. Nichols is involved:

http://soleilani.blogspot.com/2006/02/mystery-of-toothy-tile-critical.ht...