Jessica Alba Has A Naughty, Naughty Dog!

dude, that is TOO funny... shes scolding the dog and it looks like hes Saying "Fuck Off Bitch"

cmon, ill be the one to say it, even if it IS obvious.....Which is Uglier?

the Dog Or Cash Warren? We all knwo i hate this overrated bitch, so dont be like, awww you just jealous of him.....but WOW, that dog is UGLY, but yet is STILL better looking than Cash Warren...

Bastardly Matchup anyone?

Jessica Alba's Dog Vs Jessica Alba's Bitch....

Whos who? YOU decide....

ooh, that has a nice ring to it...

haha. good one.

I'll be her naughty dog, she can even punish me too.

I don't know why some people rag on her so much. So she used her looks to get her foot in the door and now wants to be taken seriously, nothing wrong with that. I just don't understand the caveman mentality of some guys that say she is just a piece of ass and needs to remember that, kinda of like saying stay in your place, which I have never agreed with at all.
I applaud any woman that can get a man do what she wants by using her body, it's not the preferred method but if the men in question are led around by their cocks then they are not real men anyway.

but that is all she has is looks
she can't sing
she can't act
and she can barely talk coherently
she is shannon elizabeth, but she doesn't get naked
"the world needs ditch diggers too danny"

i agree with John. She is fucking talentless. I UNDERSTAND getting your foot in teh door cause people thing your attractive, but there then should be SOME TALENT beyond that and dick sucking. this girl has NO fucking Talent. shes like that bitch Stacy Keibler.

people DO Use their looks to get places, and, well, thats fine, but have some sort of fucking talent. she is not THAT attractive that she shouldnt have some talent for SOMETHING....cause if she WAS shed be a fucking model. a Model dont fool themselves. While i might not be into Petra Nemcova, Alessandra Ambrosio or Adriana Lima, THEY dont try and fool themselves into thinking they are something more then they are....nice to look at....

Notice again how Jessica Alsba ISNT a model? shes NOT THAT ATTRACTIVE to be someone you just look at. she needs SOME Sort of talent, dick sucking execs to stay in the spotlight seems to be the extent of it.

"shes NOT THAT ATTRACTIVE"

To you, but to many she is very attractive, not "omg there really is a god" kinda attractive, but hot to many nonetheless.

Not everyone is a super talented actor or actress when they first start out. I can name many actors/actresses that weren't very good when they first started out but over time they learned and became much better through experience and time.

I just don't understand where all the anger comes from. It's like so many of you think that if she can't act she must get naked for you and if she doesn't she is a slut who gave blowjobs to execs to get where she is. I don't know sounds like little boy talk sometimes, but then so many "men are really just boys with bigger toys". I always loved that line. Anyway, I hope she sticks to her guns and doesn't get naked to satisfy the drooling masses. There are plenty of other women that will get naked for my viewing pleasure.

"“the world needs ditch diggers too danny�

LOL great flick.

"You take drugs Danny?"
"Everyday."
"Good"
"So what's the problem?"
"I don't know."

Someone deserves a spankin'.

she used to have two pugs... did she pun one of them for cash warren?

okay but heres the thing, girl's not just starting out. she's been acting for YEARS. she's not getting any better.

"Not everyone is a super talented actor or actress when they first start out. I can name many actors/actresses that weren’t very good when they first started out but over time they learned and became much better through experience and time"

OK what is "first starting out" mean to you? SHES BEEN ACTING FOR 12 FUCKING YEARS....well, prolly LONGER, but her 1st credit is 12 fucking years ago....

it doesnt take someone 12 years to prove they can act...with jessica, she STILL hasnt proved it....how can the comment "when they 1st start out" be used in refrence to HER?

shes had her time to prove she can act, and, has failed miserably.

here is the thing caliban
red hot anger is much funnier than
actually disecting her chances of scoring a "real" acting career
i know you aren't one of these idiots that comes on here defending celebritites
with their dying breath
and your argument is well thought out
i just don't agree
so how bout we get back to the funny stuff

She was born in 81, she is only 25 and started acting around 94 so she was only 13. Do you think all actors are supposed to be skilled by the time they are in their twenties? Or do you think actors/actresses can't get better past 30? Most roles are only available to 35 and up, it allows for a broader range. How long did Doogie Houser have to wait before he was offered real acting jobs, and even now it will take him some time to get proper experience as an adult actor, a child star is nothing compared to trying to play grown up roles. The Olsens may have tons of money but lets see how well their "acting" careers are going when they are both 35.
I remember seeing Jack Nicholson in The Raven and his acting was limited and sub par, I believe he was in his twenties. Harrison Ford has also come a long way as an actor same as Sean Connery, they have had decades to improve their acting ability. Try to compare Mad Max or Lethal Weapon with Braveheart, big difference in acting ability.

You can dislike her if you wish I just don't think she is nearly as bad as you make out, I have seen much worse performances by actors/actresses that I have come to expect more from.

ok....i think that dog should smack this ho in the face, and take the collor off its neck, put it on HER neck and the dog should drag her around like the bitch that SHE is....

bring on the tit jokes then!

--and Phil...there are PLENTY of dudes on this website who would follow her around...watch her lay a steamy tird on the sidewalk...then happily pick-it-up in a baggy and continue trotting after her down Melrose...

Until Jessica stops at a hydrant...lifts her leg...and squirts a stream of pee all over it... and then she'll walk up to Hailey Duff and smell her buttcrack. She'll also let out silent-killer farts in your living room while you're watching TV...and it will make your eyes BURN...

for teh record, since Nodak mentioned her, Haylie Duffs performace in Napoleon Dynamite is better than anything Jessica has done.

Cmon, just look at Sin City....they put her with REAL actors and she looked like she didnt belong anywhere NEAR them...her Sin City Performace, prives she doesnt deserve to be acting with REAL actors, or in fact to be acting at all.

I just don't get why, with an ass like that, she'd wear such baggy and fugly pants.

Nodak, that J. Alba dog imagery is fucking priceless, lmao! Thanks for making my day so sunny and full of flowers. :)

I dated a guy in college who had a partially blind boxer named Boy. Boy would climb up in your lap and fart really loud, and I swear, his ass gases could have been used to counter bioterrorism, because everything within the house would either drop or run for it's life.

Talentless??? Brad Pitt and Keanu Reeves. 'Nuff said.

Oh yea you definitely have to take their performance over whether or not the movie is good that is never fair to the performers. I guess it's just when I have seen guys like Van Damn, Stallon, Segal and Lungren get paid to make movies (some many movies no less) and be considered stars I don't feel her acting was as bad as theirs. All four of them have had more than enough time to show they can act. I do feel if you compare Bosom Buddies with Castaway his ability had increased dramatically, same as if you compared Risky Business to Jerry McGuire and say the difference between comparing Hang Em High and Unforgiven.

But then again there is a big difference between an actor/actress and a celebrity/star.

This board turning into freakin James Lipton and Inside the actors studio... I don't know how much pseudo-intellectualism we can take!

(lol -- thanks Lil! Have 2-days-after-Birthday, too, bud...)

i tried to get tit jokes out of people
but to no avail
what the FUCK!

I think the best acting S. Segal EVER did was when he was being made fun of on the Family Guy, when he was beating up sea lions......... and that wasn't even him......... sad.

comparing JESSICA ALBA to Harrison Ford and Mel Gibson is ludacris
they arent on the same level at all
or even the same wavelength
or universe
just because some people get better as time goes on doesnt mean all people do, and Jessica Alba hasn't changed a BIT since day one soooooooo whats the point in getting your hopes up.

I think J.A. has gotten marginally better since Dark Angel. But then again, she's only had pseudo-crappy roles. So until I get to see her read Shakespeare, how would I really know?

(Picture in head: Ms. Alba reading Shakespeare in a yellow bikini. Nice.)

At least VanDamme and the other marginally talented generally recognize this and don't complain when they get a big fat check for showing their ass in a movie. Jessica wants an Oscar, a noble aspiration, but that's just not gonna happen. LOL. She's a pretty girl for sure (although a little overrated imo), and she's definitely not going beyond that on celluloid. I too saw Sin City, she was totally out of place acting wise, but that's okay, she was a pretty object of desire and she did her job well.

Shame on you Lemure for saying Van Damn is marginally talented, marginal would be a monstrous step up for that dude, even by 80s standards. His only watchable movie for me was Time Cop, and I think that was because I liked the actor playing his nemesis.

I wasn't comparing Alba to Ford etc, it was more of a way to show performers that (to me) have gotten better over time, that's all. There was a time when people didn't think Tom Hanks could do drama (during the Splash/Bachelor Party era), he showed them wrong.

"This board turning into freakin James Lipton and Inside the actors studio… I don’t know how much pseudo-intellectualism we can take!"

Well we could just go back to the standard sexual conversations.
Last night my woman sucked my cock after grooming my crotch area for me. I of course being the horn dog I am reciprocated with some tongue action.
Does that bring us back to the basics around here?

Damn, Phillip you are harsh on her and that isok, youhave a right to your own opinion.And that is what is is, an opinion, NOT FACT.

My opinion is, I have always liked her and I agree with Caliban wholeheartedly.She got her foot in the door and now that she wants to do more serious things, some say she should not be allowed and should just get naked.Again, an opinion I very much disagree with. I say kudos to her for sticking to her guns and following the path she wants. I think she is very beautiful and not some plastic, botoxed idiot. Natural beauty is hard to find.

JMHO

there you go caliban!
and Malkavian you know what they say about opinions

I'm 100% female and understand the power of physique worship. Although as a woman I'm probably less susceptible to it than a man because we're taught to be more forgiving about bodies and look to personality. As for VanDamme, I was very young when he was naked so my brain was not equipped to handle such things. Now I can full accept a man's hotness vs lack of talent, fortunately most of my picks for hot men actually CAN act, except for Keanu Reeves, mmmm Keanu. It usually works differently for me, if a man is talented then he becomes sexy to me, see Mickey Rourke and his ridiculous plastic surgery.

And she's not that pretty or perfect as she seems on a lot of these picture, I don't know if anyone's seen pictures of her standing in the water at a beach, her arse and back of her thighs are actually cellulite ridden and she's only 25! Hope that didn't ruin anyone's fantasy.

She should just take her chances to get naked and stay in the movies. She's not gonna get any better at acting and she's almost over the hill.

How mean to yell at her dog in public. She looks like my maid.

she should have kicked it in the head
that would have learned it

"She’s not gonna get any better at acting and she’s almost over the hill."

It's not possible for her to "get any better at acting"? 25 is "almost over the hill"?

Wow, that's a nice outlook on life, what will you do when you reach the ripe old age of 30? Call it quits?

logan's run

"Wow, that’s a nice outlook on life, what will you do when you reach the ripe old age of 30? Call it quits?"

shit, i contemplate putting a fucking gun to my head everyday, but, then i realize id be depriving the world of my witty banter....

LOL Logan's Run. that is some funny ass shit. aintno Sandman gonna get me muthafucka!!!

Look, shes a fucking shit talker anyways, and, can it get any more hypocritical then i want serious roles, but her next 3 roles? Awake, Sin City 2 and Fantastic 4 2.

its funny cause they cast a REAL high quality actor to be her co lead in Awake....Hayden Christenson....its funny, i didnt think the love story between him and Portman in star wars could get ANY more flacid and insipid...i guess i was wrong, cast Alba with him as his wife, and, your BOUND to see some good believeable acting....

sure seem as if shes backing up what shes saying and taking "romantic comedy ype roles" where she DOESNT use her body. didnt realize reprising her role as a stripper, or a super hero in skin tight powder blue fit into THAT catagory.

I love that fucking movie man

she looks pretty bitchy in these pics, just like I've always suspected.
not sure if any of you horndogs noticed, but theres some serious nipple on the left boob in pic 2.

I like her dog. He's cute

Hey john, hard to believe thats the dude from austin Powers...What does it all MEAN Basil?...and the chick from American Werewolf in london right?

adn can u believe they are remakin it? fucking hollywood. i could choke a bitch.

i didn't know they were remaking it
who is going to be in it?

as of now, i remember that Leo DiCaprio was gonna be Logan 5,. but. that was WAY back in 01. i went to IMBD, and it just has a director, Bryan Singer. i dont know how i feel about this, i really kinda hated the X-Men movies, and Superman looks like shit, and teh actorsin Superman, i could very well pass on.

Singer is kinda like Kevin Smith, hes living off the Godness of ONE of his movies, Usual Suspects, i think everything else he has made has been subpar. theres alot of people like that tho, I cant say anything bad about like Sam Raimi, cause, well, Evil Dead, not the series mind you, just evil Dead is a fucking classsic top 100 movie.

but, i havent heard anything beyond the Leo Rumor like 4 years ago, i HIGHLY doubt he will be doing it now, id like to see the movie not even being made, but i can see someone like Wes Bently playing Francis, and like Scarlett playing Jessica, i dontknow who id like to see Play Logan tho. its a tough casting call.

IS THAT A TATTOO ON HER WRIST? I think she has some tattoos. I don't know though because you never see them on her in her movies and shes barely has clothes on.

Are you sure this is one of the world's hottest girls?? Look at these nasty pics!!

eew here: http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0508/jessica-alba-bikini-hq-001.jpg

Please, if anyone thinks that's hot, they've got to get their heads checked. I'm not denying that she's pretty, she is... sometimes... with enough makeup.

MCCARACKEN THE DOG IS WAY UGLIER, AND SHAME ON YOU FOR THROWING THAT UP IN THE AIR!!!!!! FUCK ALL YOU LOOSERS WHO THINK SHES A FUCKING ORACLE!!!! I WOULDNT TOUCH THAT CUNT WITH MY WORST ENEMIES PRICK, NOT EVEN BIN LADIN!
MCCRACKEN AND JOHN ARE RIGHT, AT LEAST THEY GOT SOME SENSE AND 20/20 VISION! l LOL SHE IS AN UGLY TALENTLESS EXCUSE FOR A WASTE OF HUMAN SPACE. OVERRTATED TRASH PILE, IF YOU ASK ME. DONT AGREE WITH ME? FUCKIN SUCK MY DICK LOOSERS. YOU LIKE HUGE FEET? GET READY FOR A HUGE TWAT HOLE!!! NOT EVEN RON JEREMY WOULD GET OFF ON THAT HALLWAY

I dont want to see this bitch naked anyways why does everyone talk about that not everyone is a pervert and I know this is off the subject but if religion is an important thing in this country which it is. Most people do not find her attractive and most people do not want to see her naked. And this doesn't include all the muslim countries out there they would kill her before they would want to see her naked. She only appeals to the perverted sickos out there.

I saw that picture phred I laughed so hard thats the ugliest I've ever seen her she reminds me of a baboon.

what??!1

are you guys fuckin serious?
this girl is gorgous!

come on quit the fuckin hating on cute girls like this

[...] Last time we saw Jessica Alba’s dog he was being a very naughty naughty dog. Now in addition to shopping at Gap she takes the little one out for a walk. [...]

john

it would be cool if there were a picture of that dog ripping her throat out

LOL JOHN!!!!!! HER FEET ARE BIGGER THAN HER FUCKIN DOG.

[...] Kate Bosworth’s dog would totally kick Jessica Alba’s naughty dog’s ass. [...]

[...] Okay, Jessica Biel’s dog would eat and shit out Jessica Alba’s dog and then proceed to rip apart Kate Bosworth’s dog. [...]

i dont fine her the least bit attractive, and when I see her all I can think about is what a bitch she is. She never tips and treats servants like a piece of sh*t. Shes a legend in her own mind.

65# Sorry. Hmm, she threat? what the fuck do ya know? im 100% sure that somethin is wrong with you. I hate when people wrote that shit without knowing ANYTHING, go and masturbate to Norris picture ot something.

Vrocks, go find something to do, like play with yourself to your disgusting little jay. hope you like big feet because they only reason she "got her foot in the door" is because there the size of a limo

it would be cool if there were a picture of that dog ripping her throat out

Nice to see JA's getting some tongue action...

Matchup:
I'd like to see that snap of Paris' annoying ball of fuzz, that damn chihuahua...when perched at her crotch while the ho's reclining on the poolside chaise lounge. 'Member that look on the pup's face? Like it was smelling rotting, maggot-infested meat that was in close proximity?

Oh. That's RIGHT. Perched at Paris' crotch...it WAS smelling that...

props phil

"so how bout we get back to the funny stuff"

I can do frivolous big tit jokes it's just now and then a rational discussion is decent, I mean we all don't watch Jerry Springer.

DING!!! DING!!!!

"You can dislike her if you wish I just don’t think she is nearly as bad as you make out, I have seen much worse performances by actors/actresses that I have come to expect more from."

SOOOOO if you DIDNT Expect more from them, real bad acting performaces would be ok?

DUDE, cmon....look at say Tom Hanks, ive seen Bosom Buddies, and, while teh quailty of teh show is low, you can see he KNOWS what hes doing. Same thing with his early hollywood output, stuff like Bachloer Party and Splash.

Tom Cruise too....cmon, his acting quaility output when HE 1st started is LIGHT YEARS ahead of ANYTHING Alba has done, and he was REAL young.

dont degrade the acting ability cause of the MOVIE it self....IE look at Renee Zellweger...Texas Chainsaw 4 is TERRIBLE, but, Renee is fucking great in that part.....

in refernce to the same movie, look at McCohenahy, he cant fucking act to save his ass, his acting SUCKED in TCM4 and sucked like 10 years later in shit like Frailty....

teh quality of teh shows or movies a person ahas been in doesnt effect the inherent ability they have, ACTORS are supposedto take mediocre writing and make it something special....

you named 2 people, Mel Gibson and Harrison Ford, that havent EVER really acted badly or subpar in a movie.

ive seen PLENTY of movies where the movie is Terrible, but teh acting is ace.

cmon, Look at any of her Movies, she is NEVER the stand out performer acting wise, and ALWAYS looks like she is out of place having dialogue.

"The Olsens may have tons of money but lets see how well their “acting� careers are going when they are both 35."

Hey! Don't pick on the poor little monkeys! What'd they ever do to YOU?

(Observation: there's a bullshit contingent of crap actors who succeed because they look hot. They disappear into nothingness and substance-abuse gigs. We've had them thru the ages...David Cassidy, Davy Jones, Lance Kerwin, Kirk Cameron, Joey Lawrence...but SOMEWHERE along the way, Groovy Guys had to move over and make a room for Olsen Twins, Alyssa Milano, Jennifer Love Hewitt. INTERESTING, how, with the exception of Ricky Schroeder on NYPD Blue... the gals SURVIVE. But the guys? They disappear -- except for an occasional Vegas act (Cassidy) or info-mercial (Davey Jones) now and then...)

I think JA eventually will go the way of Lonnie Anderson or Farrah Fawcett...or marry a middle-eastern sheik with lots and lots of oil wells.

That damn dug would look good as a FUR PANCAKE on the road, wouldn't it?

Speaking of good acting and above average actors, did anyone else here see/like I Heart Huckabees? I loved it, and I still can't figure out why...........

lol, Brad Pitt, I think he and Tom Cruise were secret lovers at one point, it just sounds like the shoe would fit.

Well Caliban, I was never really paying close enough attention to VanDamme's "acting".
I fully admit I was looking at his ass and have enjoyed MANY of his films as a result. Granted he had quite a large booty for a man, but it was a perfect one and led me to own and love many of his "films" especially Double Impact because it was twice the gluteal goodness! Now he's just an old coke whore just like everyone else in Hollywood.

PHRED TOO, YOU ARE SO FUCKIN RIGHT.

"I fully admit I was looking at his ass"

Oh, didn't know you were a woman or, a gay man. That makes sense why you like Van Damn, which also shows why I have a soft spot for Alba. Sometimes it is hard to see flaws in people we would like to get hot and sweaty with over and over.