The Backside Of The Infamous Britney Statue

WTF??? Is that supposed to be the baby comming out or something.... Or is that just how she looks from all the rides on the "Ho Ho Holy FUCK ME" train shes been giving? Someone please explain....

eww no one gives birth that way.. it doesnt even look like her.... gross

Its goota be the baby coming out....i mean common look at the gut shes got...lol

dude i'm so fucking hard right now.

I bet Mr Marcus is the only human alive that can get any friction off a hole that size....

It is supposed to be little Sean P. At the exact moment of crowning. People do give birth that way, just not Britney. She had a CSection.

I have never heard of women giving birth on all fours, you can push just as well and even a bit easier on your back. The sculptor only did it doggie style for a sensual affect.
I was at my sons birth (right at the plate, so to speak) and although it was amazing it was also the same as the cow I saw give birth. Which brings me to my next question, if it was a cow giving birth instead of Britney does it still make the art as pleasing to the eye as some say it is?

I personally think it is a trendy piece of "art" with only marginal detail. There is not a lot of skill being showcased and the beer skin rug makes it look even worse. It's just not my cup of tea.

I thought Jim Carrey Coming out that Animal was pretty funny. as well as Dave Chappelle's head coming out that fake vagina....theres another movie ive seen recently where a female give sbirth to a full grown human, i cant think of what it is right now...it was pretty fucking kick ass tho....

does ANYONE knwo what movie im talking about? the guy's other is pregent, and the whole movie there like trying to get her to abort the kid and, in teh end he decides that its all good when she goes into contractions, and then she give sbirth to a full grown human, the movie feels like there should be a sequal. i cant figure out what it is and its bothering me now quite a bit.

if this oversized doorstop got some NATIONAL ENDOWMENT FOR THE ARTS money, I can hardly wait to hear from the tight-spinchtered blowhards on The Hill. YAY! Definitely joins the category of laughable,kindgergarten calibure talent doing The Virgin Mary in elephant poop or that throwaway camera quality of a snapsot of a snapshot of Christ taken thru a jar of urine.

GOTTA love this!!! These wearing-all-black wise guys are laughing all the way to the bank! Way to go! Another fraud "artiste"...so the lame, classless and bored Nuevo Riche of Soho, TriBeCa, Chelsea...or Bel Aire or Brentwood...can HAPPILY throw spooky amounts of cash at the freakshow frauds! More dough than I'll ever see in my lifetime!!!
Ha! And --

What constitutes "art?'
What constitutes "music?"
What constitutes "literature?"
What consititues "a pro ball player's annual salary?"
What consitutes "a CEO's cash and stock bonuses?"
What consitutes "the boil on my ass?"

Where's my vodka?

just so you all know, not like you give a fuck, its a scene from the Danish Mini Series "the Kingdom"

"It’s just disgusting."

You are correct about that. Let's forget the fact there is a multitude of fluids pooling up between your legs on the bed, and if you have had anything to eat recently that will come out when you are pushing. When the kid finally comes out you have to give one final push to get out the placenta while the doc tugs on the cord to make it easier on you, and with that all the other fluids come flying out as if the placenta was a damn holding back the water.

I saved the best for last if you're lucky you won't need a epeziotomy, but then if you rip that has to be bad. It gives me the heebie jeebies just thinking about it. In case someone is not sure what that is, it's when they cut her from hole to hole if they think you might rip during the procedure, since it would be better to make a clean cut than it ripping by itself. OUCH!

The real thing is friggin amazing and disgusting all at the same time. I guess you can't have a pro without a con.

Britney's vag is gotta be way bigger!!!!

I like her hair..... LMFAO.... nice Princess Leia buns.

Both her and her hoes-band are fuck-oed

"Oh. Because there’s NOTHING else on Cable TV at that time of day, that’s why…)"

Sad but true, 300 stations and nothing to watch sometimes :(

I am feeling a bit creeped out right now, like someone is going to jump out and yell "Boo!", because that's what I am yelling in my head right now at this waste of sculptural "talent"

Booooooooo!

Oh. Because there’s NOTHING else on Cable TV at that time of day, that’s why…)�

now now, cmon, u KNOW that the X-Files is playing on SOME channel SOME where....

The best part about it is WHY he sculpted it. It's a pro-life masterpiece, a representation of Britney's "sacrifice" of her career to bring a beautiful bouncing baby boy into this world and start a family.
Again, I ask: if I get knocked up and have to take 2 years off of my career to sit on my ass and eat Cheetos, can I have a statue made after me too?

Jillian Anderson always annoyed me. She always looked like she was trying to suppress a pocket of methane from escaping her colon.

Moose, how about i write a song about you? it can maybe save my ever failing music career.

Dudes! What if the sculpture's actually been collecting dust in some out-of-the-way gallery in Pasadena for the last 6 years? And since the artist got tired of "no sale," he concocted a story about how it's Britney Spears...in hopes that she'll purchase it for her Malibu pad for a cool mil?

She shaved before giving birth?!?

Phil, I would be honored and flattered.

If I was giving birth I'd prefer the squat position

fucking hell if i grew up and found a sculpture of my mums backside with my head poppin out i'd scream and go kill myself

the reactions to this are interesting. i personally love it.. probably more than half or more of these people who find it disturbing/disgusting don't have half the skill it takes to create a sculpture. nevermind the actual birth was a c-section, or that people don't usually give birth that way. i don't want to sound like a swan song, or a skipping record, but artistic liscence is an awesome thing. and the reasons for the why when who where for this sculpture are just as justified as the many interpretations that follow it's existance. when it comes to art there does not need to be any need for a rhyme or reason, but yet there is from each perspective. the artist sees his/her work very differently than those who are onlookers. but thats what makes it interesting and fun.

ciao!

Is this supposed to be beautiful? How is this supposed to be flattering to Britney Spears and her son? It's just disgusting.

i think i just threw up in my mouth a little.

AHHHH
think of all the time and effort put into this. sculptures take HOURS you would think along the way the sculpter would think- man....what am i doing! this is fucking SICK
like imagine the guy/girl (??) standing in the back of that thing careeeeffulllyyy shaving material off

yeah i hear dan quayle loves this shit
he is going to put it in his house

Yum! Let's Eat!

Cal, you'd be the next Gene Okerlund doing play-by-play on a reality show or something! What's that damn show..."A Baby Story" on TLC? MAN! NEVER got that show! Why the F*CK would I wanna watch a show about 1) a gal screaming bloody murder and 2) oozing bloody murder and then 3) see a slime-covered, purply Smurf shooting out of the porthole just shy of that pile of shit Mom just splattered on the sheets?

(Oh. Because there's NOTHING else on Cable TV at that time of day, that's why...)

Olives!