Bastardly Lady of the Day - Whitney

HOLY MUGSHOT!!! LOOK AT THE FACE BUMPER ON THAT BITCH!!! lol, i just really wanted to say that!! No really, look @ that face bumper... at least the picts seems to Progress from that first one.. I WAS SCARED SHITLESS AT THE SIGHT OF THE FIRST PHOTO, I was 3.5 seconds from jabbing out my eyes with a dull pencil... im not too impressed. Nothing to see here folks, move it along...

NEXT!

John, Those two picts are the only EXCEPTIONS to my First post. I would love to see her biting her lip. I would love to see her bit that fuckin lip right off and choke on it from pure pleasure while i take a long ride down her Hershey Tunnel of Love. Mmmmmm, and in that ONE photo, the lady lumps look lumpshis

nodak always seems to be into the "pair of REAL TITTIES ", is there something you would like to share with the class Nodakgirl???

From here on out, when I think I'll go by the acronym:
"WHARPOTITH"

Ladies & Gentlemen:
WHARPOTITH(!)

It'll be easier. Although I won't have many occasions to use it, huh?

Oops, Ice! Didn't know you were posting!

Ah, yes...
I'm actually a "real titties" girl myself. I have a nice pair of C's from my Swedish gene pool. (Seriously...I'm half Swede.) So...whenever I see a REAL pair of titties, I just think that it's so...I dunno -- REFRESHING. And as I know many of you esteemed Bastardly Boys have experienced...a "real" pair of plumpish titties are divine when held in the hand or mouth. Nothing like 'em! The perversion of so many "fake" titties? And the tragedy of coddling one of these plastic jobs in your hands or in your mouth? Well, I just think it's so SAD... and icky.

I just think a gal's critique should gain a couple of points for being "real" and not selling-out to a Dow-Corning addition to her chestal region, that's all!

Now you all have a day that TITS, okee-dokey?

Nodak... Well It is completely understandable. I love me some tig ole bitties. i however am not Raciest and don’t discriminate, but i do love me some natural C's, D's hell even some A's and some B's, if there boobs, and there XX chromosome, I LIKE EM. In fact, nodak, if you could go into a lil more detail about yours, that would be much appreciated, and allow a lil relief on my imagination. ;-P , Perky? Firm? Bouncy? Tasty?

jackson this one of your best interviews *ever* how do you do it?? ah love those questions...and i guess i noticed the answers too.. :)

anyway, whitney you won't get any any bad comments from me... :)

nice boobs

People here are too nice. She is downright ugly. huge lips and mouth....ewwww.......

I think she is hot. And any guy here who says he wouldn't bang her is a liar. I wouldn't bang her...see, liar!!

i think ive become gunshy today when it comes to the Lady of the day.

for the record, since nodak brought it up, i fucking HATE implants. well, ok, i like Tori Spellings, but, i mean, like in REAL LIFE. i find implants kinda gross, not looking, but feeling, just dont feel natural, but, LOL i guess they wouldnt would they?

ive felt all 4 of teh main groups, and, personally, i like breasts that fit into my hand, that saying "anything more than a handful is wasted" is really kinda true to me.

i really enjoy having JUST enough to fit into the cup of my hand. and yes, Real please.

Phil, You discriminating bastard!!!! Why you gotta be all raciest like that??? What did fake titties ever do to you??? You prejudice ass……. :-D

HUGE mouth....I guess that could be good for something. I'm sure the top of her head is attractive.

"Iceman

“I think she’s quite pretty with a nice bod.�

Compared to what?? "

if anyone says "Haylie Duff" im gonna kick you in the jaw then break all your fingers so you cant post for 6 weeks....

ugly everything. yellow teeth, retarded face, un-toned body, ugly ass

yeah face is nothing too exciting. But her body is nice, just need some weights in the gym

She's really not astoundingly pretty, but the overall aura of natural that eminates from her is really attractive to me.

I think she looks great.

nodak, you're in luck then. Most Swedish women have small boobs.

$3,000,000! Yeah right, for that kind of money she'd be all over grandpa.

she looks like a goddamn gorilla!!!

i guess that wasn't too bad. i hate all pictures of me because i'm not photogenic. for the record, i'm not a whore because i haven't even had sex yet. and to whoever said i have deformed legs, wtf? what do you want legs to look like? the two shots where my legs are showing, they look pretty normal to me. oh, and the toe comment, i was actually thinking about that when i submitted it. it looks like that because i'm standing on sand, and because of the shadows, but whatever.

all of the negative comments, i have to say i agree. i don't know why i submitted the frontpage photo (blech!). i guess because when i looked at it the first couple of times, it was okay. but my god, that's not a good shot. i hate my nose, although that's one of those things that looks worse in pics for some reason. i have to say, it's not as bad as some of the noses i've seen on other blotds. i don't like my body either. i personally think i'm better looking than most people, but i still hate myself. how's that for a complex?

to each their own. people will always want to bring people down and will always think attractive people aren't attractive, eg. that commenter that hates jessica alba and all those people that say other models etc. aren't that great. thanks to everyone for commenting though, even the mean ones.

Uhm...she's just ok.... I don't think her body's great at all. Don't like the shape of her ass and she seems to be sucking in her stomack in the first body pic. The tits look nice tough.

i can assure you, i'm not sucking in.

still nasty.

haven't had sex yet but takes photos in her underwear and posts on the internet...hmmmm... oh and she answered Jackson's going down question and admitted she did so I guess she subscribes to Bill Clinton's version of "sexual relations."

yes, that's right.

isn't it possible for me to say that i like something without having done it because i would imagine it being so?

meh

And Witz, your nose looks normal. All you really need is some Colgate white strips and you're set :). You're prime real estate (word to allah), never sell low.

And lala, leave the broad alone. This is the net, shes got nothing to prove to you about her personal life doggie.

witz, i don't think you have anything to hate,i think you're gorgeous honestly. you have a nice body and your nose is just fine.having 2 pin dots for a nose that looks like it could cut you isn't attractive in everybodys eyes so no worries about the comments here.

How the hell are her teeth yellow? Maybe I'm judging from British standards (as we're renowned for having gnashers like ol' picket fences) but those babies look straight and white to me.

My fave pic is the middle one on page 2 she looks genuinely happy and radiant.

I wish I had her confidence but will never understand women who post their pictures here. I suppose there's the unrealistic hope that everyone will say "Wow, you're amazing!" but if you've seen how hypercritical the folks here of the female form, you've got a better chance of winning the lottery than posting your pics here without hearing a ton of negative shit.

I love hearing words like "deformed" used about normal looking legs. I really feel sorry for whatever women wind up with guys who have this sort of hatred of the natural female form.

I'd say she's got an average-to-cute face and a nice figure. So she's not a hard-body. Big whoop. I don't find that look especially feminine. And the more a guy craves a woman with a hard, masculine physique, the more sure I am the guy is in the closet and not quite ready to admit he wants a dick in his ass.

witz... i think your adorable.... People are just mean... ( and jealous.... yes, Thats right ... J.E.A.L.O.U.S ) i dont think im perfect... nobody is.... but im a model and people still tore my pics apart when i posted them..... people have their own hangups about their own appearences... you just have to feel sorry for them ...

... and i dont regret posting my pics --- I know what i am and its funny to see what negative stuff people could conjure up about your pics ... haters

=-)

Well cheer up. Ur not all that but u sure are better looking than Lisa S.

Don't listen to them-

You look fine, this is the wrong place to post a picture and get sincere replies- because most are obscessed with the unattainable (and almost always fake or "tweeked") beauty of celebrities. Your body is not rock hard, but it is curvy and feminine. If it makes you feel better, stats show that the average woman in the U.S is a size 12. You appear well under that. You're a cute girl. Not beautiful, but above average.

Was one of those pictures taken at Horseshoe Lake in WA?

ashley, no. i've never been to WA.

eviloldwoman
you can do so, cause NOBODY knows you, unless you think you're too famous to be here, but really, this is paranoia.
What you say about men (who don't have girlfriends most of the time is TRUE, you're getting nervous after a while hoho )

she is cute all right.
she is not average at all, or your might be wearing sunglasses while walking down the street.
I'd ask her out, she looks like a lot of fun...

it's not about selfconfidence EVILOLDWOMAN
it's about "not thinking you're that important to people"

[...] me, former Bastardly Lady of the Day, Whitney, ask whatever happened to the influx of ladies that wanted the distinction of “Bastardly Lady [...]

She is hot ... I like her :)

nice cans
and i like the picture of her biting her lip
she probably does that when she is getting nailed

Butta all the way; bring out the brown bag...........smokin body though

I think she's pretty cute.

Butter face, horse teeth, everything on her face is too big for her head. Her legs are also disformed. Nothing special.

I think she's quite pretty with a nice bod.

She has weird feet just like my best friend--her big toe and 2nd toe are really far apart. I wonder if she can pinch w/ them, like my friend?

witz
thanks for being a good sport
that always raises the attractiveness quotient
people that can't laugh at themselves are the worst people on the face of the earth

oh.. now aren't we smart.

Latin body...check. The breastesses, the curves of your hips, and the sexy thighs...skeet skeet.

Face...eh, maybe its the low budget 2d still images.

My only real complaint is the pic with your finger in your mouth. It makes you look retarded....definitely would skeet though.

and last I checked, you wrote "I enjoy." How the hell does "I really like going down on someone, especially if they show me that they like it!" mean anything close to you have never done it but imagine you would like it.

My first thought was that I would DEFINITELY like to play with this girl's breasts and the rest of her curvy yet not fat body. Yummy!

Then I saw her face - I couldn't figure out what was wrong with it - the honk-honk nose? Hrm...The stupid ass "poses"? Hrm. They would really only make her good for sex.

Oh wait! I'm only interested in girls if it's for messing around!

I'll definitely take it, then :)

and too all those hating...i' m pretty sure she looks better than you.

Cold sore alert...Nice tits though

Hello? Anyone notice that she is BITING her finger. Nice to see a real set for a change but she looks a little soft. Work on those legs, honey.

"I think she’s quite pretty with a nice bod."

- Compared to what??

no. you are back peddling now. too late.

LADIES and GENTLEMEN, we have a pair of REAL TITTIES IN THE HOUSE!!!