Buttaface Fergie turns 31... god help us all.
Friday, April 14th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Since these pictures were from her birthday I thought I'd be nice and only brown bag one of the pictures...however, might I warn you that I really REALLY tried to pick the best out of the bunch.. and though the body be bangin... uh, well,... you be the judge of the rest.
this fucking chick needs some benadryl
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Dont sip either....she needs to rub that shit ON her face. Damn shes ugly!
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Thanks again Bastardly!!
Sweet Baby James, she's ONLY 31?!?!?
Fuck, I am 36 and look 10 years YOUNGER than her.
God Bless you Moe. Happy Birthday to ME. (now you don't have to buy me a present)
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Is that in human or dog years?? Woof Woof......
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follow-up:
Now that I've finished staring at her sweater meat and moved lower; her freaky big toe is smaller than all of her other toes except her pinky toe.
The only pic she looks decent in is with her looking away with her mouth open......
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Imagine what she looks like when she wakes up...
Sorry - I should have kept that one to myself.
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What is wrong with this woman? Scary.
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Ya know, I think she is tryin' to look like my girl Carmen Electra. Her hair is very similar to some shots of Carmen, even Ferg's dresses and build are a little similar. But there is a difference between the two. When I look at Carmen, I retain my vision. When I look Ferger Burger, my eyeballs turn inside out.
Boomshakalaka!!!
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Gosh, I wish this ugly slut would just disappear...
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Arghhhh. I hate that tiiiny forehead of hers. Ugly. I hope she's not really trying to look like Carmen Electra...if I was Carmen that would really insult me.
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Seems to me you brownbagged the wrong pic. Second pic on first page definately needed a bag, birthday or not.
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what has she done with her face? is this result of too much partying or just bad plastic surgery? Face just doesn't go along with her body
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Are you sure she didn't say 41 instead of 31? Damn girl needs a lift, tuck, replacement or something already!
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She dosen't look so ugly on the fourth and five pic.
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she is so hot and she is not ugly
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i'd fuck her
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Her face reminds me of an old Zsa Zsa Gabor...
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"squirting but not sexy"
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Why does she looks so old? I remember during kids incorporated her face had that ancient white trash squinty quality. She just oozes sleaze. Josh Duhamel should be ashamed for touching that skank.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! run for your lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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