Haylie Duff ruined Maxim FOREVER!!!

i just realized who this bitch looks like
http://www.snowcrest.net/cafemocha/images/CHColdMiser.jpg

Ms. Proboscis Monkey got lip injections.

I found the new Hilary Duff doll--it hasn't been released yet.

http://www.tvacres.com/images/puppets_madame3.jpg

She belongs in this collection of exceptional women.

That is one ugly bitch.

She needs a bag and I need a barf bag. She is an uglier Julia Roberts or maybe she is the secret spawn of Julia and Lyle Lovett.

You forgot all about 7th Heaven!!!

Does Haylie Duff even realize how hideously ugly she is?? Poor dear.

True, she's not resorting to surgery...but explain why she keeps posing so that we get the side view of her two worst features? I've got a big butt but I promise you I don't appear in family photos in a thong and bent over with my ass to the camera.

As for the link to that "Who Let The Dogs Out" clip on ebaumsworld, that's some mean-spirited shit. It's one thing to take swipes at celebrities and models who make themselves public figures...or even the inexplicably masochistic chicks who send their pics in to this site, but can you imagine how devastating it would be for any of the women in that clip to know their picture was being used like that? Some of them were obviously adolescents (like teenagers don't have ENOUGH self-esteem issues?) and others were obviously developmentally-disabled. What the fuck is funny about that? Just mean. The person who put that together should lose his balls in a freak goat-fucking accident. (And before anyone complains to PETA, the sort of guy who'd put together a piece like that is obviously packing a penis that even a child would mock, so the goat's not gonna feel a thing anyway. Eesh.)

mean is funny
you just want us to be mean to some people and not others
that doesn't seem very egalitarian

I think it's just a matter of whether or not someone steps up and says "Hey, world! Look at me!" and they're old enough to know the world isn't going to necessarily be nice to them. If I go to the beach in a bathing suit, I know full well someone may very well say "Holy shit! Call greenpeace!" because I'm a fat chick. So either i don't go to the beach, or I go knowing I might be singled out for ridicule. It's not nice, but that's life. If, however, I go into my very private backyard in a bathing suit, I should be able to assume that (aside from a few snickering squirrels) I'm not going to take any shit for not possessing a body most would consider attractive by today's standards.

So if some Duff or Lohan or Simpson or another wants to be a camera whore and scream LOOK AT ME while I pose and demand your attention, then they must certainly expect that people will respond publicly and it won't necessarily be kind. They make their living doing this. If there wasn't a real payoff in it for them, they wouldn't do it. I think that's very different from posting personal pictures of non-public figures and subjecting them to cruel, public taunts that may very well circulate on the internet for the rest of their life. And I would hope you'd agree that posting pictures of the disfigured and/or disabled for laughs is hardly acceptable as a form of entertainment.

I'm not a fan of any of her feautures. She could've been good looking if she had a stunning pair of eyes or some big lips with that...or something...I don't see anything good about her. And she's very annoying...not talanted at all. At least she's not going trough plastic surgery...I think...if she has, and if that's how she looks after it, then Dear Lord!!
eviloldwoman(man some of you have the funniest nicknames) you sound far from evil and I sort of agree with your comments. But these pics were probably on public websites or something. Still, some of them didn't even seem to know the picture was taken, so it is partially wrong. The punishment you tought of is great. I'll buy a goat, you just find me that guy!

she's got a doorknob nose. she must pick her nose with her fist.

Such haters on this board... Yes she's nothing special for a maxim cover girl. But she's not ugly. I'd say she's average or slightly above. If she was some regular girl at your workplace you'd be much more lenient.

Now that i've played devil's advocate a bit, i'd still say she's the least attractive cover girl maxim has had since publication....

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!! its A GODDAM NOSE WHO CARES IF ITS BIG OR NOT!!! we arent born with all those same old boring average noses we werent all ment to have little cute noses. WHO GIVES A RATS ASS IF HER NOSE IS BIG(its just the way she is get over it) god i'd hate being in the hollywood world everyone would say i've had all this plastic surgery and that my ass is too big and im too tall and my nose is too big and my forehead is too small etc. i mean GEEZ you point out all this shit stuff who knows what and u swear off ur ass sayign eew eeww her nsoe is massive when all u want is that same old boring fat lips cute nose tall long hair nice proportioned face. HOW WEIRD WOULD IT BE WALKING AROUND ON THE STREETS ALL LOOKING THE SAME WITH THE SAME NOSES AND TEETH I MEAN HOW FREAAAAKY have u ever thought that maybe she was meant to be born with that nose

then she was meant to be ugly

[...] Haylie Duff already ruined Maxim forever…now she’s going to help take down US Weekly by coming to their sponsored event. Her nose should be like 4 feet long already what with all those lies she tells herself that she’s actually a talent actress??? [...]

[...] I’m a bit torn with this chica. I’m poor so I don’t have HBO therefore I’ve never seen The Sopranos….but Jamie-Lynn has been on the cover of magazines like Maxim…but then again, they put Haylie Duff on the cover of Maxim too. Is she really hot, has her days, or is my vision skewed? [...]

[...] Well, it’s been well-documented on The Bastardly how much we hate Haylie Duff. I honestly can’t recall any positive comments made towards her. Ever. Besides ruining Maxim forever, Haylie continues to be invited to parites, award shows, and fashion shows. [...]

Although eviloldwoman makes some very good pointsin entry #15, this site is not called warmandfuzzy.com. It's called moejackson.com for a reason.

I don't think she's ugly at all. I've always liked quirky noses. I think she is talentless and annoying, but not ugly.

Maybe you should take a 5th grade grammer course? Do you know that you're = you are? The first picture should read "...your nose looks..." not "....you're nose looks..."

I am not of fan either but don't hate her. Her sister is hot but not really now after losing weight. In all truth some girls look beautiful with some weight then they ruin it by losing it - eg. Hillary duff, and Lindsey Lohan. They both looked amazing then and now they look like any other chick in hollywood, and since hil doesn't have big tits or any real solid acting credits she is screwed, lohan on the other hand doesn't really stop partying and has bad skin, way to many freckles, and is an idiot - the freckles and skin just look bad cause she drinks too much and mix in the lanky body and she looks really ugly, the boob job only helps very very slightly.

Anyway this girl needs to get a nose job and chin job, even if she will look more like hillary case she really has nothing else solid going for her but her connection to her sis. Ever chance she has gotten is another thing we all never knew she was a part of and likely will never know, like this maxim cover. I probably passed it by cause I say her face with that nose and chin and would rather not see it at all.

okay goddamnet this is annoying the piss outa me so her i go...i'm going to stand up for what i believe in wich is Haylie Duff so here i go NO she doesnt have a big nose maybe to someone but not to me and shes NOT talentless or annoying making fun of her and her body is like making fun of a kitten for meowing or a dog for barking or a fish for swimming or a bird for flying (get the point) i really like her and her sis make fn of me all u want but i dont fucking give a damn i dont give a flying rats ass about what most of u have to say (most likely ur stupid coments would make me laugh).Okay i said what i have to say (sorta) and i'm happy wit it so areeva dercci.

Seriously, step back and take a look at yourself? She is out there making money not giving a damn or even realizing that you exist and your wasting the short years you have on this earth at your computer critisizing her completley based on her physical appearance? Why? Not to mention, she is not an unattractive girl, no she doesnt look like your typical cookie cutter cover girl but so fucking what? Why does everyone need to look like Adriana Lima to deserve to breathe to you shallow fucks? What purpose do you fucking serve? Really some of this shit on this site is funny but alot is just pointless bashing.

I agree Ashlee it would be weird walking down the street with everyone's face looking similar. Also I think Haylee Duff is pretty, and so is Hilary. Hilary looked hot when she had a plump figure. Haylee reminds of one of those Afgan Hounds but they are so cute.

you are such a bitch, bastard, asshole, dumbass. you suck for the rest of your life ok how can you do this dumbass. fuck you!!!! almost everyone who gave you comments said the same thing that you are a bitch and a slut and other bad thingsssss.

i think haylie is pretty fuckin' hot and i can't be the only one that thinks so because the fact is that of all the virginal,basment dwelling losers on here(the few with real girlfriends that is...) none of you will ever be with a chick that was on the cover of maxim,playboy or even juggs. she can always get a nose job tomorrow...most you asswipes will be living with your parents for the rest of your lives.

MY NAME IS JOE AND I AM 12 FROM THE UK AND I AM A BIG FAN OF HILARY DUFF BUT I HAVE NEVER LIKED HAYLIE BUT ITS NOT FAIR TO TAKE THE PISS OUT OF THE BIG NOSED FREAK, I AM A BIG NOSED FREAK MYSELF (SO I AM TOLD) AND I AM BULLIED AT SCHOOL BECAUSE OF IT, AND IT IS VERY UNPLEASANT ALTHOUGH I AM 12 I WAS SUICIDAL ONCE (WANTED TO KILL MYSELF) BECAUSE OF THE BULLYING AND THIS IS FROM LIKE 6 PEOPLE THINK OF HOW HAYLIE FEELS BIENG BULLIED BY LIKE 6 THOUSAND PEOPLE

AS I TYPE THIS MESSAGE TEARS DROP FROM MY CHEEK, BUKKYING IS HORRIBLE AND BULLYS ARE ASWELL SO I HOPE YOU ARE ALL HAPPY BECAUSE I AM LABELLING YOU ALL BULLYS. YOU MAY DENY IT BUT JUST THINK ABOUT IT...........I DONT KNOW HOW OLD YOU LOT ARE BUT JUST THINK YOU ARE BIENG TOLD THE FACTS BY A 12 YEAR OLD (BIG NOSED FREAK)

IM GOING NOW AS MY TEARS ARE GOING TO MAKE THE KEYBOARD STOP WORKING

I think she's hot. Come on.... I bet any of the guys that have called her ugly would fuck her if they had the chance. Besides she probably looks better than you're g/f or spouse anyway. I think she's above average but not overly beautiful.

Maybe everyone wouldn't think she was such a dog if she wasn't hilary duffs sister!

HAYLIE IS UGLY...FACE IT...HER HEAD LOOKS LIKE A BANANNA ..HER NOSE IS LONG LIKE A RETARTED PINOCCHIO,BUT LOOK AT HER TOP LIP..ITS TOO STRAIGHT ..LOOKS LIKE A WORM UP THERE...DISGUSTING HAYLIE DUFF.YEAH THATS RIGHT...GAG MATERIAL ONLY REASON SHE IS ANYONE IS BEACAUSE OF HER CUNT SISTER AND THATS THE TRUTH....HAYLIE IF YOU READ THIS ,THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE KNOW YOU ARE VERY UGLY

hey number 37!

It's spelled RETARDED. Maybe you shouldn't call someone it, if you can't spell it...just an idea.

do i detect jealousy ?

The editor should be canned. The only cover she should grace is awfulplasticsurgery.com

aww you guys r so meen

at least shes not all plastisising (is that a word??) her self to make it smaller

[...] I’m a bit torn with this chica. I’m poor so I don’t have HBO therefore I’ve never seen The Sopranos….but Jamie-Lynn has been on the cover of magazines like Maxim…but then again, they put Haylie Duff on the cover of Maxim too. Is she really hot, has her days, or is my vision skewed? [...]

When my new band gets famous Haylie will be my girlfriend...i dont understand why you all gotta hate...jealousy's a muthafucka, and you just a weak jealous muthafucka!!!

SHIT!!! john, fucken awesome!

I love how ugly people log on these celebrity sites and talk shit because they're unhappy with their own looks. Your insecurities reek through your words.

hey forget you guys!!!!! i think Haylie Duff is an amazing person! she is funny and great! and didnt anybody ever teach you guys if you dont have anything nice to say then dont say anything at all! i love you hayls!

dude what's wrong with you people... i didnt even get the message on the first page... okay, she may not be the most beautiful woman in the world, but still, she cant be that ugly like most of u described her..