Jerry O'Connell vs Wilmer Valderrama - Bastardly Pimp Matchup

Mandy is definately the prettiest, and Lindsay the ugliest

WAIT....wilmer banged the chick from Jurassic Park and Angus? No fucking way....theres NO WAY i believe THAT....

I hate To disgaree with "Crack makes you fast" lest i get the dreaded nasty come back ended with "Makin Moves"...but, i think Wilmer just fucked himself by talking all that shit, TRUE OR NOT on Stern....what bitch is gonna fuck him now KNOWING his mouth is THAT big, and, hell prolly run it in teh future AGAIN?

i never heard Jerry OConnell "bragging" about who he fucked....

I think all wilmer is gonna get in the future is fat ugly groupies, his hand, or Paris Hilton...

I disagree with phillip... I think now after he blabbed that many many young hotties as well as up and coming 'stars' would want to fuck wilmer just because his cak has been all up inside these chicks. Young impressionable girls will be all "oh my god, Wilmer had sex with Lindsey Lohan, she is SO hot right now, and then he fucked me! (giggles)" (other young impressionable girl) "what!? I am so jealous of you. You are the coolest, can i hold your books? What was it like? Did he tell you anything about Lindsey? Do you think you will get freckles now? You are SO hip."

Makin Moves...

Philip, even though you creep me out talking about titty f'ing Tori Spelling all the time, I have to agree with you and Crack. Wilmer ruined his chances with any self-respecting woman by shooting his mouth off on Howard Stern. Sure there will be some girls who think it's cool that he's been with their idols, but they will be a step down for him.

Still, I wouldn't really want to get with Jerry O'Connell. He's got that vacant, dumb look and I hate guys like that.

Neither one of them do it for me. If I didn't know anything about them, though, it would be Wilmer. Maybe that's why he scores all the time.

"Wilmer ruined his chances with any self-respecting woman by shooting his mouth off on Howard Stern."

I'm with Crack, because how many young female celebrities are actually "self-respecting"? Seriously, Geri Halliwell, Ashlee Simpson, Lindsay Lohan... ...geez they may be full of themselves but they certainly aren't respecting.

Except for Mandy, of course, who is the epitome of all that is good and wholesomely hot. Even if she does have a 20% probability of having taken it in the poop chute.

Kelvin you are right about starlets not being self-respecting, and I was obviously confused about who said what. Many female celebrities would seriously not care now that you pointed it out. Wilmer is the hotter of the two so he wins from a female pov.

Bowel movements should
Be done in private
Don't forget
The Soap and Water!

I give this one to Jerry for the simple reason he didn't f*ck and tell. That and most of his lays are hotter and have more money then Wilmer's lays besides Jerry's hotter!

dude, did you all see David Spades hit list in the new US magazine...its impressive as well, i wish i could rememeber it well enough to post it...

Dude, try get a scan or something. I always knew that bastard was a player.

OK i knows its like a few days later...but, here is David Spades hit list...

the article was in STAR... sadley i dont have a scanner OR printer...no room for them :(

Kristy Swanson 1996-1997
Lara Flynn Boyle 1998-1999
Caprice Bouret 2001
Julie Bowen 2002
Krista Allen 2002-2003
Sara Foster 2004
Heather Locklear Now.

wow..i can't believe either one of these pussys managed to score quality booty like mandy moore, JLH, and rebecca romijm! fez musta made a deal with satan or something..

robbs celebrity oops

britney spears nip slip women with dildos angelina jolie breast

*shaking head*

Fucking Fez....

As it stands now, Jerry is the bigger pimp BUT he is on the downswing of his pimpin days while Wilmer is in the infancy of his pimpin career. Wilmer will eventually surpass Jerry as the bigger pimp. He is younger and will undoubtedly bang the hottest chicks of today. Jerry is soon to retire from the pimpin game as he ages, he IS slamming Rebecca but she also is on the tail end of her hotness reign and will be hitting the wall soon. Sarah Michelle Geller is a fucking hot slut and Jerry got MAJOR street cred for poundin that one.