Shape Magazine Does Desperate Housewives

Teri Hatcher on the cover of a fitness magazine???? They must really think we're stupid. The only exercise she gets is bending over...

"heavily airbrushed"
that might be the understatement of the year
shit that whole bathing suit looks fake

photoshopped to the max.
that Teri looks like an alien. A scary Michael Jackson look a like alien. but in this pic she looks human. Quite decent actually. Shady, very shady.......

Teri's picture is so airbrushed that it looks like someone just plopped her face onto some kind of alien body. That swimsuit looks like some kind of ice-skating outfit gone horribly wrong.

Uh, that's Hungarian..........

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teri gets enough crap about her unfortunate looks, so Ill skip all the alien-botox-anorexic-michael jackson jokes and just say that is the UGLIEST bathing suit

Uhm...that bathing suit freaks me out. It *seriously* looks like it was drawn on paint. And Teri looks sort of good...she has no wrinkles, no pimples or anything on her body and her lips aren't deadly thin...I understand a little photoshopping, but this is too much...even if it looked realistic nobody would buy it cause everyone knows how she really looks. Stupid.

Teri looks like a CGI.

"Airbrushing expert"?? More like a dropout from airbrushing class. And that ain't no swimsuit either - that's one of them doll's dresses with tabs that you cut out and stick onto the doll's body. That or they cut off her head and stuck it on a doll. Though this would be the first doll I've seen that can fold up at the hips.

I don't dislike her and was saddened to hear about Hatcher being abused as a kid. She seems like a really fragile person (so why anyone thought showbiz would be a good career choice is beyond me)...But this looks NOTHING like her and I can't believe they'd try and pass that off as a real, recent photo. Maybe it was taken ten years ago and they're just using it now?

[...] Now if only someone could airbrush Teri Hatcher a brain. Hey, let’s ask the Wizard. [The Bastardly] [...]

man, i saw this at work, and after flipping through it all i could think was, GOD DAYM Eva's head is fucking HUGE...i think shes been training using the "barry bonds regemin"

Oh wow. Some airbrushing expert was working overtime on Teri Hatcher's picture. She looks about twenty years younger than usual there, and five hotness points better.