Jessica Alba Art: Sexiness Taken To Another Level
Monday, April 17th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
All credit goes to Mr. Fygomatic, a proud member of Renderosity's thriving art community.
Aside from J. Alba, this Fygomatic dude (I'm assuming he's a guy...) has done other works including Salma Hayek, Gisele Bundchen, & Adriana Lima. Check his gallery for more.
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Here's more J. Alba art.
LOL! thats some set of knockers he gave her...heh
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I agree! It's the artist's work, so if he wants to give her tits the size of watermelons, he can!
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Agreed ^
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She's got more talent in these pictures than in real life!
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thats....thats pretty weird
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I'm just kind of creeped out, especially by those chest cannons.
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They remind me of the animations in Dead or Alive. Especially her huge CG chest.
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so is that gray beast going to sodomize her digital ass or what?
the face looks nice, but the body is ridiculous. yeah, its up to him, but the waist to breast to super muscled shoulder proportion is pretty freaky.
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Annoying...in a painted-on-black-velvet-picture sort of way.
http://www.thevelvetstore.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Product_...
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That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. I mean, awesome art work and all, but Jess Alba looks like a try hard! Eww she looks so muscly. It's freaky. I don't like it :(
From Rochelle x o x o
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her boobs are runnign away in the first pic lol.
good job, nice drawings!
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NO! NONONONONONON NO!!!!!!! WHO THE FUCK DOES SHE THINK SHE IS???? LARA CROFT? SORRY DUDES, SHES GETTIN FATTER....AND I DIDNT EVEN THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE! IM SURPRISED HER UGLY HUGE CALLOUSED CRUSTY OLD FEET COULD EVEN FIT INTO THE CHAINS!!!!! GROSS, HANG ON LET ME GO SPEW CHUNKS FOR THE SECOND TIME TODAY. OKAY IM BACK. FUCK I WISH SHE WOUOLD READ THIS, JUST ANOTHER BORING, OVERRATED, FAT, CELLULITE RIDDEN ( LOOK, ITS AIRBRUSHED SO DONT GIVE ME AND SHIT, BITCHES ) STUPID MONKEY FACE MEXICAN WITH BUGGED OUT TOAD EYES AND YOU WONDER WHY SHES WITH A FUCKING ORC? I AM PRAYING SHE GETS HIT WITH A GIANT PIANO WHEN THE BORING UGLY CUNT HOSTS THE MTV GARBAGE. WHY COULNT THEY GET SOMEONE HOT?? LIKE XTINA? LIKE CHARLEZE? LIKE SCARLET???? OH THE FUCKIN HUMANITY!!!!!!!!
ONE MORE THING: I WOULD PAY ANY AMOUNT OF $$ FOR 2 THINGS
1 THE ASSASSINATION OF SLOBBA
2 JEALOUS'S EMAIL/TELLY #
OKAY I SAID IT. DIE SLOBBA, MARRY ME, JEALOUS
STILL DONT LIKE MY OPINION, BLIND FUCKS WHO THINKS SHES OH SO GREAT? FUCKIN SUCK IT AND SWALLOW
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has anyone else seen this?
its posted all around here www.myspace.com/honey_gun
supposadly she looks like Jessica or resembles her
does anyone else see it?
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sorta not really.
I cant see her other pictures though
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LOL CHECK IT http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0605/jessica-alba-mtv-fight-16.jpg&i... Alba Fights on MTV Pictures
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eeww! vile vito!!!! HA, but then again ive seen it from all your posts!!! i just cant stop laughing!!!!!! sexiness to another level you have GOT to be joking!!!! first shes so airbrushed in regular pics that everyone seems to love, and now THIS? well at least they cleaned up her cel-U-lite and instead of airbrushing, shes just another cartoon, like i said, an extra in a "BUGS LIFE"!!!!!! HA! vito i love that comment about how hard it must have been to get those chains on her huge disgusting GIGANTIC feet! ew, i have little feet, i get my sneakers at kids foot locker and im 25 years old!!!!! im no midget, or dwarf, but hey im only 5'1 and a HALF! yes, that half really counts! but, like eva longoria says, i like being small! ;) "slobba" looks like a poster child for Color Me Skanky!
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Vito, you're a racist, fascist PIG. Slutina Haguilera or Slaguilera is FUGLY, trashy scum. Charlize Theron is just as overrated in the looks department as "slobba"is, you sub-human big-nosed thick eyelidded short, stocky racist Italian pig. SQUEEEEAL!!
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DONT BE HATIN, CUNT.
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Jessica Alba Tomb Raider FTW!
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i think the big boobs look really stupid. she looks better natural.
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His or her choice of settings and themes seem run of the mill, and the art work is competent but lacking in the kind of detail that brings mere pictures to life.
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errr or photo shop? hell I dunno...
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SHIT I FORGOT.......THESE PICS ARE, SHALL WE SAY, FAKE? IN REAL LIFE, SHES FAT AND FLAT, IN THESE PICS, OR DRAWINGS, SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKIN BODYBUILDER, AND THOSE GIANT ASS TITTIES LOOK RIDICULOUS
FUCKIN SUCK IT ALBATROSS WORSHIPPERS
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better not let her get wind
she went after hugh
she would have no qualms crushing this guy beneathe her talentless heel
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hey he's hte artist, so can you blame the guy?!
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