Jessica Alba shops at Rite Aid too!

fucking bitch shops at Rite Aid?!?! CMON!!! CVS BEOTCH!!!

and she should be looking in the First Aid Aisle for Cashes condoms....AKA Finger Cots.....

maybe i was wrong about her
people that return the carts are good people
people that leave them in the parking lot should be killed
or at least sterilized so they can't pass on their asshole gene

I love the fact that her ass is saying the quote in pic 6

and John, yes, people who leave their carts in the parking lot should be shot execution style. People who leave the parking lot with their cart and leave it in the courtyard of the apartment complex that I used to live in so their kids can fucking play on it should be killed personally by me, or did that already happen?............

you know you live in a shity neighborhood
when the supermarket you go to has that device on their shoping carts
that makes the wheel stop working if you take the cart too far from the store

there was an HEB 3 miles down the road from the house I lived in that had those! It has since shut down and is now a haven for Mexicans to come and drive their little piece of shit, souped up, rice burner Honda civics around, blaring the world's most torturous music (Tejano), and drinking lots of cheap cerveza. Nice............... that part of the city USED to be one of the nicest areas, and then bigshot sleazeballs came in and put up low rent apartments, and the bacteria infested a once clean and healthy area........... yea, I called poor, trashy bastards "bacteria", wanna fight about it? :)

shes getting very skinny.

That's true Crisa, in pic 5 she's got bit of a case of xylophone ribs.

You know you live in a shitty neighborhood when the supermarket you go to has that device on their shopping carts that makes you put in a quarter deposit to unlock the cart from the rack and relies on you being so broke that you re-lock the cart up to get your quarter back. Aldi baby!

you got me there crack
i guess the neigborhood i used to live in wasn't as bad as i thought

I love how celebrities think that wearing sunglasses indoors won't get them noticed

WOW! Plastic trolleys! Over here we get some hefty great metal things which always have at least one busted wheel... Soz I'm easily impressed :-)

"I love how celebrities think that wearing sunglasses indoors won’t get them noticed"

Maybe, but I sometimes wear mine indoors because they are prescription and my regular ones aren't on me or I am not wearing my contacts. Believe me it's better to see clearly with a small tint to the room the it be bright and fuzzy. I am not saying she wears glasses or contacts I am just possing one possibility. I am sure many people have looked at me and thought, "why is that ass wearing his sunglasses in the store", but then their ASSumptions don't affect me in the slightest.

"maybe i was wrong about her
people that return the carts are good people"

It is a good point, I can't stand the lazy asses that can't take 30 seconds to return a cart, it helps so much when parking if there isn't carts all over the place.

You know, I will admit...... there was this one time I left my cart in the lot next to my car......... my daughter had a stomach virus, my husband was working so no one could stay with her while I ran out to get her more Pedialyte, and it started raining as I was putting her in to the car to go home. I guess I am a horrible person. :(

no excuses
prepare for liquidation

Caliban-
I absolutely understand your circumstances, but I was referring basically to the known fact that most celebrities wear huge sunglasses everywhere they go to avoid being noticed, including indoors.

I never return the cart, sometimes I even push it out way further into the middle of the parking lot where other people can't get by. Hey, at least it gives that snot-nosed little shit who collects carts some job security.

http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/04/17/jessica-alba-shops-at-rite...

I don't know why, but page 6 w/ the cart comment is fucking hilarious.

DAMN YOU CASH WARREN, YOU SON OF A BITCH, SELFISH BASTARD!!

UGH ITS HER AGAIN
THANKS TO MCCRACKEN FOR THE STATEMENT, THE GIRL IS JUST AN UGLY FAT WASTE OF SPACE

I return my cart by giving it one good PUSH in the direction of the cart corral area.

And should it smash into the side of a Lexus instead?

'Not my fuckin' problem.

so with these pics we are just seeing that she is a normal person? so her junk is the same as every other girl......well...except for the fat and non-hot ones.

she isn't attractive at all here. she is false advertising her fine ass.

Wow. She does look like any other girl here. She does look real skinny. My ass is better.

she does look like she's lost weight but she has that pear shape figure. It doesn't matter how skinny she is she still gonna have a big ass, even if she goes all lindsey lohan... Her face is gorgeous though. Those lips man...I would murder for them... haha ok maybe not, but I'd definately start taking my carts back for them..

I HOPE THAT FAT CUNT IS PICKING UP HER RX FOR VALTREX, THEN MAYBE ANOTHER RX FOR PHENO, THEN MAYBE THE BITCH CAN TAKE A FEW, DRINK WITH SNOOP, GET GANGBANGED AND THEN JUST FUCKIN DIE. GANGBANGING HER IS NOT MY CHOICE I WOULDNT TOUCH THAT DIRTY OLD THING WITH MY WORST ENEMIES PRICK!
MAYBE SOMEONE CAN TAKE THEIR CART AND RAM IT INTO HER VAG. HEY, WE ALL KNOW ITS BIG ENUF

my ass is much sexier :) and i dont look like a homeless person when i do my shopping

I WANT YOU YOURJUSTJEALOUS! !!!!!!!!!!

Why is it that one minute she looks skinny the next minute she looks fat she must be a yoyo dieter.

damn this girl is way more unattractive in real life. her skin has really sickly purple tinge to it.

heehee, #27 that was funny!!! vito, as much as i love your opinions and comments, no! but i still think you rock :) heehee valtrex!!! thats funny!

WELL, THEN JEALOUS NOW CAN I GET YOU TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND?

yeah she is really skinny

shes hot though!

this girl is hot also
she sorta lloks like her http://myspace.com/honey_gun

NATE THE GIRL IN THE LINK LOOKS PRETTY GOOD MAN.
OK, NOW ONCE AGAIN: SLOBBA IS DISGUSTING, FAT, AND STUPID. HAVE I SAID THAT BEFORE? THATS CUZ THE CUNT IS!!!! OVERRATED AND BORING, I WOULD RATHER HAVE BRAIN SURGERY WITH NO ANESTHETIC THAN EVEN SPEAK TO THAT ANNOYING UGLY THING. DONT AGREE? FUCKIN SUCK IT.

lol vito!!!!! her feet are really ugly and she really IS pigeon toed!!! look at how she stands!!! i cant believe, for the life of me, that ANYONE thinks shes hot. more like flabby and fat and fucking straight up stupid. anyone notice how fat her legs are?? lol!!!
plus shes like, indian, and we all know indians stink.

[...] Looks like Alicia Silverstone just don’t give a fuck anymore while out walking the streets. I think she’s looking for that same Rite Aid that Jessica Alba shops at to get some treatment for that sucka on her forehead. Otherwise she’ll be calling up Jessica Simpson, Diddy, and Kelly Clarkson for the hook-up on some Proactiv. Damn…and she was so smokin hot in Clueless. Brittany Murphy must be laughing everytime she sees how Alicia is looking now. [...]

CHECK IT BITCHES, LOOK AT YOUR AWFUL VD INFESTED CRABS DOIN BUNGIE JUMPS OFF HER CORD SHES SO NARSTY CUNT AT HER SHITTY MTV PROMO AWARDS!!
LOOK AT HOW FAT AND HUGE HER ASS IS, NOT TO MENTION HER GROSS THUNDER THIGHS!!! LOLOL!! DONT SAY I WASNT RIGHT ABOUT THE FAT ASS!!!! LOLOL!!
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0605/jessica-alba-mtv-fight-16.jpg&i... Alba Fights on MTV Pictures

CUT AND PAST OR DO WHATYOU HAVE TO, BUT YOU GOTTA SEE IT BITCHES
LOLOLOLOL!!!!

lol vito!!! "suck it"!!!! lol that pic of her really grossed me out!! there are a few more of her showin off that vile lower half.
and her face is ugly too
vito!!! you da man! keep em commin!!!!

she really IS pigeon toed too! gross!!!! fatso should stick with anorexia

ew! pigeon toed, fat, ovverated, talentless AND ugly??!!! lol look at how the ho stands!!! she looks like she dragged that outfit across a kindergarden floor!!! lol whithot, she SHOULD have stuck with starving her fat ass!!!! lol i LOVE rosario dawson in that dominatrix 'fit she sported in sin city!!!!! ugly ja needs to fall off the fucking planet because i get bored by her very existance.

TOLD YOU. THUNDER THIGHS AND ONE GIGANTIC DIMPLY ASS. SUCK IT BITCHES

she really is pigeon toed, she reminds me of a ballet dancer that stands in fist position in the opposite direction. i wonder if her huge ugly toes meet togther or if thats just a side effect of being a pear shaped fat ho? and vito, the valtrex comment was classic!!!!! she SHOULD have stuck with anorexia, or at least get her ass into a lipo clinic...
vito, ILL suck it!!! ;)

heehee, Juniper, careful what you say! heehee!! nah, vito is so cool, he rocks OUT with all his witticisms, i laugh out loud whenever i read his diatribes! i wonder if hes hot?

[...] Looks like Jessica Alba needed some assistance from Juan-Pedro Miguel-Julio Cabrera carrying her groceries out to her car. Jessica is impressing us here with normalcy of shopping at such fine establishments like Rite Aid and Gap like us normal folks…soon we’ll finally realize that her shit doesn’t smell like roses either. [...]

PIGEN TOED CUNT. I BET SHE CANT EVEN WALK CORRECTLY

You guys have no lives....

seriously.. the comment before mine, that guy probably has a penis the size of a pickle and is pissed that cant even come close to having a girl like jessica. This is why youre an idiot with way too much time on your hands..

And why people like jessica are actually LIVING their lives. Get over it!

Shes no different than anyone else- just trying to fucking shop. Whoever published this artical needs help...or a girlfriend.

OH and learn how to use your words correctly ... how old are you 6? nice captions! must have taken a lot of time comming up with those :) kudos to you! next year when you graduate 5th grade, maybe you could further impress us with your talents.