Verne Troyer is pimp. Respect.
Monday, April 17th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

Here are a couple more from Hooterville Fan's collection... this time, Verne "Mini-Me" Troyer.
Bitches totally dig him... Mini-Me would totally be the ultimate wingman. He can get away with so much shit and have a shitload of money... dude, I wanna party with him.





















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Verne Troyer is the fucking man!!!
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Every time I think of this guy it will always remind me of him drunk, naked and pissing on the floor while on his motorized wheelchair.
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He hates to be called mini me.
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that chick's tit is as big as his head
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It just occured to me:
He's not a flesh-and-blood human being...he's actually just a battery operated dildo made in Taiwan that escaped from its box, right? Everyone THINKS he's a human being, but he's really the "Vibro-Dong 6000."
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That's one ugly dildo.
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hehe, i think "da brat" commented on his penis size in the surreal life. so he would have a mini-mini-me right?
money and fame just can't equal that feeling of tearing some woman's shit up.
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i *really* hopes there a sex tape... :)
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good call, Glimmer.
The world needs a Famous Midget Sex Tape.
I would download it just out of curiousity.
That should be a new poll...Would you download a Verne Troyer Sex Tape?
haha
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only if it involved scat
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oooh, I'd download. probably watch it for less than a minute, but I'd definitely download it. that first girl's breasts are as big as his head!
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famous midget? tom cruise and verne troyer would be starring...i assume.
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moe we all need a dream !!! :)
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The said on the Howard stern interview that he might really have one!!! OMG I would TOTALLY download that!
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