Verne Troyer is pimp. Respect.



Here are a couple more from Hooterville Fan's collection... this time, Verne "Mini-Me" Troyer.

Bitches totally dig him... Mini-Me would totally be the ultimate wingman. He can get away with so much shit and have a shitload of money... dude, I wanna party with him.

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Verne Troyer is the fucking man!!!

Monday, April 17th, 2006 @ 2:38pm
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Every time I think of this guy it will always remind me of him drunk, naked and pissing on the floor while on his motorized wheelchair.

Monday, April 17th, 2006 @ 3:12pm
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He hates to be called mini me.

Monday, April 17th, 2006 @ 3:42pm
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that chick's tit is as big as his head

Monday, April 17th, 2006 @ 5:01pm
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It just occured to me:
He's not a flesh-and-blood human being...he's actually just a battery operated dildo made in Taiwan that escaped from its box, right? Everyone THINKS he's a human being, but he's really the "Vibro-Dong 6000."

Monday, April 17th, 2006 @ 7:57pm
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That's one ugly dildo.

Monday, April 17th, 2006 @ 8:10pm
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hehe, i think "da brat" commented on his penis size in the surreal life. so he would have a mini-mini-me right?

money and fame just can't equal that feeling of tearing some woman's shit up.

Monday, April 17th, 2006 @ 8:18pm
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i *really* hopes there a sex tape... :)

Monday, April 17th, 2006 @ 8:50pm
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good call, Glimmer.

The world needs a Famous Midget Sex Tape.

I would download it just out of curiousity.

That should be a new poll...Would you download a Verne Troyer Sex Tape?

haha

Monday, April 17th, 2006 @ 9:15pm
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only if it involved scat

Monday, April 17th, 2006 @ 11:31pm
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oooh, I'd download. probably watch it for less than a minute, but I'd definitely download it. that first girl's breasts are as big as his head!

Monday, April 17th, 2006 @ 11:33pm
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famous midget? tom cruise and verne troyer would be starring...i assume.

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 @ 2:29am
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moe we all need a dream !!! :)

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 @ 12:04pm
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The said on the Howard stern interview that he might really have one!!! OMG I would TOTALLY download that!

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008 @ 7:28pm
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