Charlotte Church Ass Heaven?



Wait a minute...this is that opera singing chick, right? So these are the only pictures I've seen of her so I really don't know if she's a hottie or not? But the question here is...is Charlotte Church's ass an "Ass Heaven"? Not necessarily on the level Alba Ass Heaven (since there can't be) but do we enjoy looking at this bootay?

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She's a cheap Welsh slut who has smoked on too many dicks.

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 @ 8:32am
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go here http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y284/rickyskowyra/GQ-august-2005-11.jpg its safe to say shes fuckin hot....and shes well known for being a hardcore drinker...the perfect woman

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 @ 9:00am
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Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 @ 9:05am
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Nothing like waking up and seeing an ass picture first thing.

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 @ 9:40am
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This girl is nothing special. She's good looking don't get me wrong, but she's nothing different from the rest of the girls round here (she's from Cardiff, Wales, which is where I live). A friend used to go to school with her, damn it's amazing what make-up can do eh ;)

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 @ 9:42am
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I know nothing about this woman but she does indeed have an apple butt, it looks fine to me though. I think the guy she is with is cold since he is trying to warm his fingers.

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 @ 9:55am
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What a big fat ass!

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 @ 10:29am
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wow, she USED to be all innocent and cute.......... now she's got some 40 year old dude putting his hand in the "No-no" region.........

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 @ 11:02am
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She is pretty regular looking I think...but he bf seems pretty hot (and pretty hot for her too) ;)

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 @ 11:03am
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"wow, she USED to be all innocent and cute………. now she’s got some 40 year old dude putting his hand in the “No-no� region………"

Why the dissin of mature guys, hell Brad Pitt is 42 isn't he, and women seem to like him very much. I know I may be biased being in my thirties but still, not all of us are out of shape, rapidly aging adolescents who try to act cool :)

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 @ 11:32am
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that blokes like 23...hes a welsh rugby player http://www.ospreysrugby.com/cms/squad/1.jpg

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 @ 11:43am
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I always thought it was the "yes...yes...YEESSS..." region.

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 @ 1:12pm
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ouch Caliban, I hit a nerve, the emphasis of my comment was pointed more towards her lost innocence and less towards the fact that the man who is fondling her looks at least 10 years older than her....... it just looks like a cradle robbing scenario, not that there's anything wrong with that........ :)

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 @ 3:36pm
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I like!

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 @ 4:07pm
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lilyspryte the man who is fondling her is gavin henson a famous rugby player...hes 23...shes 21

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 @ 4:09pm
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I'd rather stick my face between those cheeks than Alba's. Meat, good.

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 @ 6:47pm
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Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 @ 7:12pm
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Charlotte is cute, has GREAT tits, and a great ass. So long as you like thick women, you ain't gonna go wrong with this one.

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 @ 8:18pm
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why is her face so fat?

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006 @ 12:31am
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Wow, Nancy, unless you've got a different computer than I do,...
But I coulda SWORE we were looking at a picture of Charlotte Church's fat ASS...
But now you're telling me that this is actually a picture of her fat FACE?

Amazing! 'Looks just like an ASS to me!
So THAT is what "The Voice of an Angel" comes out of? Her ass-like face? Hmmm...does she "sing" louder after a bean burrito? Does she "run-at-the-mouth" after eating several cobs of corn? I thought it was curious how her mouth looked just like an asterisk (*)...

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006 @ 1:30am
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she's fat..

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006 @ 3:31am
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Undeniably a lady of the highest class - proceed with unnecesary PDA...

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006 @ 12:24pm
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she's chubby, but still cute. she looks like a slut though.

Thursday, May 18th, 2006 @ 2:00am
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Charlotte I love your ass. I love your titties. I love your body. Charlotte I love you. You are beautiful.

Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 @ 11:08am
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Any woman who dresses up in a corset and thigh high boots is sexy to me. I would let her walk all over me if I could just get a peek at her legs and ass!

Friday, July 21st, 2006 @ 12:49am
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Charlotte Church is made of good and awesome and hot.

Friday, August 11th, 2006 @ 1:33pm
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She’s a cheap Welsh slut who has smoked on too many dicks.

DAM RITE! she is and thats y ppl like her gd music and shes a slut who sucks cock and most likely takes it up that sexy fat ass of hers

Thursday, October 5th, 2006 @ 9:10pm
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once again, face down, ass up! could be worse

Saturday, October 21st, 2006 @ 12:43am
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CHARLOTTE CHURCH HAS GOT A NICE ARSE AND BIG TITS

Sunday, October 22nd, 2006 @ 5:05am
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I'd have done her when she was 13

Saturday, March 24th, 2007 @ 8:51pm
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omg what a beautiful ass and love her big tits

Sunday, May 13th, 2007 @ 7:43pm
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beautiful ass! i would love to hear her orgasm in that opera tone

Thursday, May 24th, 2007 @ 3:06pm
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i'd fuck the puppy fat off her

Friday, July 20th, 2007 @ 7:04pm
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That could be just about anyone in that photo.

Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 4:37pm
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She's what the Blacks call "bootylicious" which, translated into real English means "The bitch is FAT!" or "Wow, a whale with legs!".

When she slimmed back down she looked pretty good but as we all know, once a fat chick, always a fat chick. She'll either never keep the weight off or she'll get anorexic and die. A real shame, too, since there really aren't that many famous British chicks worth looking at. I mean, come on - they think Elizabeth Hurley is hot! (I have to concur with Anna Kournikova's opinion of Liz Hurley - "Ugly bitch.")

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007 @ 1:42pm
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I Dont Care What Any Of You Say
I Love Charlotte Church
Shes Down To Earth She Has A Laugh
And So What She Not As Skinny As All The Other Celebs
I Think That Why You Should Look Up To Her !

Sunday, February 10th, 2008 @ 4:23pm
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is that richard belzer sitting next to church?

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 @ 8:38am
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I've seen better asses. Its smooth, but lacks any roundness. You should track down that butt cuteness formula some British psychologist came up with. Then we could perform mathematical ASSessments, LOL. I saw it in the ny daily news on friday.

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 @ 10:39am
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I think she's gorgeous! I don't agree with some of the "poses" she's been caught in lol, but she has a great shape and the voice of an angel!!!!

Sunday, March 15th, 2009 @ 8:14pm
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charlotte church sexy body cute face and what tits and ass a real girl not the stick bone body of a lot of celebs whith fake boobs she is a great advert for the woaman whith a real figure and something to grab hold of

Sunday, June 21st, 2009 @ 5:28pm
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