Eva Longoria Does Poor People P.R.
Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
First: The fucking CPU Error (let me say it again, the god damn, fucking CPU Error) should be done w/ once we move. Yesterday, we signed up for a new server in Sacramento, so let's hope those people get their stuff together & get us setup quickly. We'll do a full review of their services once we're rollin' (hopefully this will keep the quality up!).
And now, back to to the whore @ hand...
Who's calling her a Mexican hating Mexican?
This is woman is all love, God damn it!!
what did she steal that blanket from one of the homless people?
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This woman is cute but I don't get that gut reaction that makes me want to do naughty things to her body. Oh I would fuck her but it would be like watching a show you're not interested in, like American Idol.
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yeah I don't think she's that hot either. I don't get excited when her name comes up, and she in no way makes me think dirty thoughts!! HA!! Also it looks like such a pain for her to have to sign those autographs! So Sorry Eva, but if she wanted to blow me, I wouldn't stop ya!
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She's so concieted. Talk about delusions of grandeur......
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Okay. Longoria and her bitch are on "the Interview with Ryan Seacrest" right now on E! I can't bring myself to watch it. She is an idiot. She is pissed with people talking about her personal life and she's out here selling it. Fake as bitch! Okay, they are showing Seacrest the architectural plans on their new house... Okay, I'm turning the channel. Holla!!!!!!!!!!!
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I love the "I'll give you my autograph but I won't dignify it with eye contact" thing! Nobody does it anymore (on camera, at least).
And she makes tacky blankets totally hot.
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Her face looks plastic, no?
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Excuse me but I just had my face plasticed so I can only look at you certain ways. Thanks for understanding.
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Tony Parker has no sexual organs.
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