Jennifer Love Hewitt for Emmy Magazine

Why oh why does she insist on those bangs? She's a pretty cute chick, but those bangs and the way she dresses reminds me of a spinster lady that used to live downstairs from me when I lived in NY. Blah dammit! Blah!

she has a cyclopean third eye

This woman never really did it for me, oh just like Eva I would butter her muffin but I wouldn't care as much as if I was fucking Scarlett Johanson.

What the heck is with her constant "I'm going to physically look more dead than my career, if you can believe that's possible" look?

she's not back looking, but those pictures...
arg...

As the resident JLH-Playboy-ologist (dubbing myself that is a new pathetic low), I contend that she must pose or the Scientologists will achieve their goal of world domination. Seriously...she is the only hope against TomKitten.

i need a life.

shes not among the hottest celeb's........... but i'd have to bang her if i was in that movie "heartbreakers"............... yes, i said i'd have to!!!

Emmy Magazine? Why do I think that some as these obscure magazines are written specifically for celebrities like Hewitt to get even a taste of newsstand spotlight? Hewitt's pouty poses for these photo spreads must have been similar to feel expression when she receives her residual check for Party of Five. We have B and C-list actresses, now we have B and C-list magazines which those alleged celebrities can use to parade themselves. Hewitt is becoming like Norma Desmond from the movie Sunset Boulevard, full of her own self-image and illusioned to that fact she is yesterday's news.

Maybe Hewitt is just trying to get her last wind of success from her dying career with Ghost Whimperer, the most obnoxious, triped-up show on television. Even thought the show is labelled a hit by CBS in Friday night, it's still one of CBS' lowest-rated dramas to reappear on the fall schedule. I would dare the network to throw a rerun of CSI into the Ghost Whimperer time slot; they'll likely see the rating climb.

It should be time for Hewitt to get ready for her close up.

Y'know what I love about Love?
Her AWFUL fake eyelashes.
They're so HUGE. They're clumsily perched on each of her eyelids like the chrome front bumper on a '59 Eldorado.

Watch that damn show of hers and see what I mean. She looks like she could give her eyelid a hernia from having to LIFT those over-sized fake eyelashes. S.V.W.T.

So Very White Trash.

nodakgirl
would you say they are pornstaresque?

Bruce Lee's sister....Ug!

When did she have her cheeks sucked out?

Not hot--sorry! (but she is trying!)

she needs to get some meat on her bones..

Heyyyyyyyy...Cheffffyyyyyyyy.

Now that's out the way. I sware she looks like the male lead from Velvet Goldmine.

Or Paul Stanley at 12.

Zikes.

[...] Jennifer Love Hewitt can’t keep on posing for all these magazines (like Emmy magazine) and avoid Hef…damnitt, Jennifer Love Hewitt, do Playboy and we won’t make fun of you anymore! [...]

[...] Doesn’t look like Shana will be doing any photoshoots like this again in the future…maybe she’ll next be in Emmy or Jezebel with Jennifer Love Hewitt. [...]

Why is it that people are so overly critical of female celebrities. I think that women who write bad things have to be fat ugly shallow skanks that have to make themselves feel better by bashing a woman that is better looking and more successful than them. The men are probably the kind of moron who hasn't ever been with anything other than their hand, is fat, ugly, zit faced, out of shape, and sits at home with their computer dreaming about having a real life. Jennifer Love Hewitt is an attractive successful woman, all of the people who write bad things about her really must feel inadequate and unimportant. How about this when you are hailed as an actrative celebrity with lots of money fame and talent, then you can be critical of others. You Jackasses.

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---------- SHE LOOKS GREAT! I really like the second photo! you go Jen!

ghost whisperer is actually a great show maybe if you watched it instead of trying to "butter peoples muffins" you would like it

mmmhhh!! Buttery muffins.....aaaahhhh

She is so fucking ugly and boring I hate her boring ugly face. She thinks just because her boobs are big they make her hot but her boobs bring out the ugliness in her damn face and her movies suck.

[...] Jennifer Love Hewitt poses for a magazine nobody reads. She should just do Playboy, goddamnit. [The Bastardly] [...]

hey Kevin,

"What the heck is with her constant “I’m going to physically look more dead than my career, if you can believe that’s possible” look?"

and just what the fuck is you career? pro loser at leasty she has a life and a following ..you do us a favor and killl yourself okay? now go AWAY YOU NOBODY