Bastardly Midnight Snack: Scarlett Johansson In A Bikini. Damn You, Josh Harnett!!
Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours by Moe
The couple, who are rarely pictured together, were soaking up the sun at the exclusive Goldeneye resort in Jamaica. [Mirror]
At least Scarlett's in the sun trying to get some color on those bags of love. A for effort, baby!
As for the Mr. Harnett: I'm pretty sure this session of water wrestling was just foreplay, so good for him! And, judging by Scarlett's calm demeanor in public (i.e. when a gay, fat man grabbed her boobs on national television, Scarlett simply laughed it off), chances are pretty damn good that Scarlett's one kinky kitty when the doors are closed, the lights are dimmed and the boobs are released from their cage.
All we can do is keep our fingers & toes crossed & hope they're stupid enough to make a sex video...
Big Titties trumps white & jiggly, untoned bod.
Yay! Titties win!
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I think Scarlett has a gorgeous body. She has the right amount of tone to be firm but still womanly. She has no flab at all. I bet no straight man wouldn't like a great big pair of titties like that bouncing up and down on his face while he pounds away..
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She needs to start working out, or shes going to be obese by the age of 30.
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Thats a pure slut.
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I dig it!
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is that a guy fishing on her crotch
i mean you have to want people to look at you tits, crotch and ass to wear a bathing suit like that
it's like one of those magic 3D pictures that you have to stare at cross-eyed
"just a miniute, scarlett, i think i see something"
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SHe is by no means fat, she is beautiful but she could use some muscle tone but otherwise and for right now she looks fabulous, no cellulite, smooth milky skin, nice boobs, nice stomach... lookin good
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I think it looks like he's turning his head & thinkin' "What's that stank?"
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Snoop Dog hit it.
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All she needs is a splash of color, oh and my cock in her then she would be good to go.
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She is an albino manatee.
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get a fuckin tan girl..
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Her body is exactly like those that the famous scluptors in history idolized and re created in women.
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i think tanned people are overrated..... and not everyone looks better with a tan!!!
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I think she's perfect just like that, fuck tanning & fuck toning.
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She looks yummy in that bikini. Oh Scarlett, how you pleasure us all.
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