Vanessa Minnillo & Eva Longoria - TRLegs Edition
Tuesday, April 18th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Eva Longoria is in the midst of straddling the media in hopes to successfully promote her new flick in which stars w/ the world's premiere Beautiful Woman Thief---I'm talking about Sleazy Michael Douglas, of course.
The theme on yesterday's TRL was to show off your sexy legs to horny high school boys who probably make up around 80% of TRL's offical demographic. By looking @ the photos, I'd have to say that Vanessa Minnillo's legs are her true assets. It's true her scrumptiously "in-your-face" rack is high up on her list of quality assets, but since I'm a legs-man, I gotta give the props where it's due. So yeah, w/ that mini-tribute to Ms. MinNipple's leggies, I gotta say that Eva Longwhoria's agent shouldn't have commanded Eva to wear super-short shorts if she knew her client would be standing next to a scantly dressed Vanessa Minnillo. Shame on her.
Anyho, here are a few snaps from the show. I'll try to find more of Vanessa, but until then, enjoy.
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those shorts on eva are ridiculous.
she's still hot though!
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i'm going to campaing again for microphones that look like cocks for the female VJ's and female guests
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aw stop taunting the poor kid glimmer
he had his slut masterpieces liquidated yesterday
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not sure where to put this
but i just added bastardly to my yahoo via those links
that is awsome
Thank you to the bastards
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Yes yes some more sluts as usual.
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Notice how this is not an airbrushed photoshoot and she's still insanely hot? Of course she has makeup on but still, very very impressive.
And when is Hollywood Grind going to get banned for comment spam?
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On a separate note: how exactly would "5 @ a time" work? The mechanics are kinda mind-boggling.
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chicken, chicken bwop bwop! Chickin chickin bwop! Bwop! Chickenhead!!
Legs like chickens. I love the "People say your a mexican whore, how do you feel about that?" picture!
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....it's almost time for a post from legend....
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Eva Longoria has such sexy legs and feet. I love to masturbate to her, and they are a big reason why! Her smile is so pretty, too.
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