The Annoying Butta: Jennifer Tilly
Wednesday, April 19th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
This lady's almost 50 and she surprisingly looks no older than 35-40. She must be putting all the dough she gets from Sam Simon (that Simpsons dude) to good use or maybe she's just an expert @ redirecting attention to her scrumptious naturals by wearing super low-cut tops. Whatever she's doin' it's working.
So yeah, J. Tilly is known for the following things:
1. Not knowing what the Simpsons was all about until she started to get dough from her ex-hubs, Sam Simon
2. Cold heartedly taking the millions funneled to her
3. Her great rack
4. And her uncanny ability to school shady Thai, shadier Chinese & those ultra shady, chain smoking Vietnamese men @ various poker tournaments around the globe.
Has anyone seen this woman work her mojo on the poker tables?! I've heard she's pretty damn good.
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everytime she speaks i feel the need to jab the pointy end of a compass in my ear
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hmm i thought she came across pretty well on the couple of tv interveiws i've seen. . *really*. much funnier/interesting than most celebs....
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her combination of huge tits and annoying voice has made me
immune to anything interesting she has to say
maybe i'm missing out
but i doubt it
Speaking of Howard
How bout him blasting all the fans that haven't signed up for Sirus
Kind of douchebagish if you ask me
Not sure he knew what he was getting into over there
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She just plays the dumb roll, she's frickin' smart to play off those boobies. And her poker skillz are unreal. I'd lose on purpose just to sit and stare at those two mounds of goodness.
Oh and that ass comment? Fucking gold.
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You guys honestly think this woman is a "buttaface"? I've known people who found her squeaky-voiced schtick hard to take but never heard anyone call her ugly.
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I WOULD FUCK HER UNTIL HER ASS IS USELESS!!! I BET SHE SWALLOWS................AWESOME!!!.......P.S. PERFECT RACK!
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Tilly is not a butta. Annoying as hell, a terrible actress but certainly not a buttaface. Now Tori Spelling? Ultimate butta.
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I would go all in, her ass.
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yep i agree moe... :)
i also woudn't put her the 'bag' dept. but hey what else would you expect a geek to say... :)
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so much better than a poke her comment
nice work crack
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ya, the last time she was on Howard, she was hilarious! She says it like it is & that's always refreshing.
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