Jessica Alba vs. Eva Longoria - The Bastardly Ass Off! Ow!

Nice pad sticking out from Eva's bottoms! haha And who bends over like that Jessica? Do your knees not bend?

Holy hell is that pubic hair hanging out of Eva's swimsuit in the first picture?

Jessica wins...no doubt about it.

Eva looks like a fuckin mummy. She has a severe case of noassatall. It's truly sad when
Jessica FUCKING Alba- who can't weigh more than 85 pounds soaking wet-has more curves than you. Ms. Alba wins as fas as face and body are concerned.

Jessica has the better looking ass.
But Longwhoria is the one I'd like to hear scream in agony as I ram it up the pooper.

I'm all for Jessica. She has a much shapelier behind.

This is much better than that last ass-off, by the way. Jesus, that was frightening.

Alba ass is way tighter and better defined than Eva ass. No contest.

Albas has a nice place to chop on. That picture of her in the water... it sends shivers down my spine and im straight. I wanna bite it! Jessica all the way.

How am I the only person who's going to point out the panty liner sticking out from Eva's swimsuit?!

rocker, I see it :)

and I agree about Eva having Noassatall syndrome

also, bikini wedgies might look hot and all, but they don't feel very good, as seen in the pic where J. Alba is remedying hers by way of sticking her hand down her ass.

Alba has the better booty, no question

less filling

I don't see any asses. I believe those are pelvic bones covered with skin. Gimme some Buffie.

Please stop making an ASS of yourself. Just ASS anyone & they will tell you AlbaASS is
ASS nice an ASS you will see anywhere. I don't know what all the brothers see in Eva
Long-whoreia,ASS far ASS I can see she got noassatall. Ass far ASS titties & face Alba is sexier than EvaASS.(.) (!) sorry

Each woman has reason to be proud about the state of her heinie. It is obvious that Ms. Alba is much more in touch with her's, and presents it to her adoring fans much more prominantly. I would welcome seeing more of either woman's bootay.

Mark, I think eva just has a boo, there's not enough for the extra two letters.

They are both beautiful, I would have to give a slight edge to Jessica however. Beautiful faces & bodies. (Are you listening Lisa s) We do admit when women are fine, you are just NOT, get over it.

Alba all day long. It's so round! I love the pic of her picking the sand out!

Both are very pretty, but Alba wins!

Jessica wins by a landslide.

even thought i dont like her face.

Jessica by a landside.

Eva's hands are creepy

tastes great

lilyspryte---

"rocker, I see it :)

and I agree about Eva having Noassatall syndrome

also, bikini wedgies might look hot and all, but they don’t feel very good, as seen in the pic where J. Alba is remedying hers by way of sticking her hand down her ass." YOU SAID IT LIL SPRYTE!!!!!
EVA WINS, PLEASE GET OFF THE FUCKIN SLOBBA TUNA CAN!!!!! I CANT STAND IT, SOMEONE HOLD HER UNDERWATER UNTIL SHE DIES, PLEASE. EVA, I WANT YOU!!!!

eva gots less ass, better for slammin' and not all night jammin'. ms. alba's got a great thicker ass and body. plus, eva's nose looks like its plugged and full of snot (or jizz) all the time...look at it.

hahhahah Lemur whats up
dude jessica has a fucking banging asss
i tap athtat anyday
fuck that shits fucking so nice
her assss is fucking like a buble
oh fuck
she is one fine bitch

Jessica wins by an ass-slide.

Eva's cute but her booty aint got nothing on Alba... although if they rubbed them together I'd make all their wishes come true.

Is this even a match. JESSICA BY FAR. EVA, who I would pay for if I had the chance, but still she is not in ALBA's league. Jessica I would pay 2 times for

NOTE to the people who put all of the pics on the site.......THANK YOU THANK YOU very much......I rubbed one out to them, Thank You

Abla's Ass is Best! Eva has no ASS! Longoria has a MAN-ASS. Jessica has a better face than eva's.

I meant Alba's, anyway, Buffie has a Hippo's ASS , I'm an Ass Man, but that broad has another 6 peoples' asses. Plus Buffie has A Flavor Flav Face and no Tits. Alba has it all, Face,BUTT, CHEST, & LIPS . She's Latin, we all know Latinas(both tits & ass) have better bodies than white(only tits) or black(only ass) women. Nuff Said.

Brazilian women are the most beautiful, I say.

Back to subject, NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL HEALTHY LOOKING WOMEN!! I think both their bodies look great , not too thin, not too fat. Perfect. You know they eat well, but you know they're no Buffy and they won't swallow you up with their asses. Both good looking, but I'll have to go with miss Alba. Her ass is her best feauture (and she obviously knows it). I agree that this is a much better match-up then the last one.

PS..are you sure that's a pad sticking out of Eva's bathing suit? Maybe it's just the interior of it, it's usually a different color. But who knows with Eva.

EVA HAS THE BEST AND SO DOES ANNA KOURNIKOVA!!!! GET OFF THE SLOBBA WAGON!!!

Jessicas ass is very nice from the back...but from the side its a little bit funny looking. Kinda scrunched down compacted silly bum. I want to call it a silly bum. But only from the side.

Definetly the first pic is the lining of the bathing suit. definetly. id bet money on it. And im surprised that no one mentioned the giant distracting mole on evas ass.

that's no mole.

that's an ass hickey

Y'all need to put Christina Millian on here... Anyways jessica has this one hands down!!!!!!!

it's a tough choice... i'd have to say Alba though. she has a little bit better of a shape than Longoria. Eva's a much better actress though, so she's fine.

btw, here are the infamous Alba and Longoria Beach pics that have been circulating the web... they are super hot!

http://celebrityinc.blogspot.com/2006/05/alba-longoria-slutty-beach-slut...

YOU PPLE ARE CRAZY. EVA WINS, SHE DONT HAVE HUGE UGLY FEET WITH CALLOUSES AND CRUSTY SOLES ON THEM!!! EVA HAS A BANGIN ASS!!!! SLOBBA'S IS COVERED WITH INGROWN HAIRS AND CELLULITE, STR8 UP!!!!
GET OVER THAT FAT CUNT, BIG FEET ON SLOBBA? BIG PUSSY ON SLOBBA TOO!!!! I BET YOU COULD FIT THAT ENTIRE LAWN CHAIR SHES PRESENTING ON INTO HER ASS AND THEN EVA COULD FIT TOO WITH ROOM FOR A FUCKING 56 INCH TV.
GET OVER THE OVERRATED TRASH PILE!!!!!
GIGGETY GIGGETY GOO, I AM VITO, AND SLOBBA WONT DO.

I want to fuck Emma R-E hard.

Does Jessica Alba have a tAT?

I'd kill for Jessica Alba's ass. Nothing wrong with Eva, just a bit of cellulite. Jessica is a shit actress and an average face but a great body. Perfect 10

Alba is gorgeous......eva longoria is gorgeous tooo......god they both gimme huge erections with their gorgeous backs.....buffie is disgusting

Jessica Alba has a much better ass... It's that simple. Just look at it?!

Tell me you do not want to lick Jessica Alba's asshole?

Neither of these bitches have an ass. Little and overarated highknees.

umm 4th page, 1st pic..wtf is up with Eva's ass cheek?? does anyone else see that??

Jessica Alba wins. No contest whatsoever.

only a black ghetto moron would talk shit about either one of these chicks. who cares about a big fat ass that will get fatter with each passing year.

nar the thing that looks like a pad is part of her (eva's) bathers.. mine to it as well.. real pain.. thought u might like to know.. not that anyone swims with a pad.. :S

I'll take both thanks.....hold the bikinis.

HATE ALBA?

YUP SAMEE

buh she does have a nice ass

i think eva has a betta ass styll

There is no Compatition, Jessica Win's it atomatically

Neither one of them wins! They're both skinny as hell! What the hell am I looking at here? I think skinny people should tone their asses more than fat people. Fat people already have ass for people to enjoy, skinny women need to give people some eye candy by toning it up.

I would love j-smooth she is the shit and ,I would eat Eva and J-smooth pussy so good all they would know is P-smooth, they are the shit. 'God is so good'. PS. I'm a Detroit nigga and life is good Get money.

YOOOO JESICA ALBA IS ONE OF DA SEXIEST AND CUTEST GIRLS ALIVE RITE NOWW.. AND PLUS SHE IS FUCKIN ITALIAN!!!! WHOOT WHOOT.. AND IM BLACK AND I LOVEE ITALIAN GIRLS.. JESSICA WINS NO QUESTIONS ASKED

fuck these assses there 2 small (vida has the best!! its perfect i dont care what any guy sayss

BUTT MOLE ON LONGWHOREIA!!!!11!!!

FOR THE LOSS!

Id plow both those asses as I smell the shitjuice from the farthole.

They both look like fucking shit.

I would clean jessica alba's ass out with my tongue for hours...i would just shove my face farther and farther into her ass and enjoy every lick

omg alba ass is the better 1 i mean dam she is so fine

Okay Jessica has the better butt but you have to consider that she intentionally shows it off in almost all her butt pics and eva's butt pics are casual.

So like a few other dudes said it's no contest Jessica all the way.

But in overall looks i guess their almost tied.

alba

You have got to be joking. Have you seen jessica Alba's butt? There is no competition. Eva longoria is "TV sexy." No disrespect to the woman, I'm sure shes a great person, but when u her butt on TV or in movies, its posed to look good. Alba may poke it out a lot, but u can't fake that shit. Alba is the winner by a landslide

I hate to choose favorites. Instead, I'll let them fight over me.

How can you pick between two fine arse's. I would'nt mind an ass like that, would you? they are both beautiful, healthy, good looking woman.. so how could you pick?

talk again soon xx becky xx

WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THESE SLAPPERS???? ONCE A HO ALLWAYS A HO.

Only a black ghetto moron would talk crap about 2 women that he couldn't get not in a million years.

Eva is obviously from Noassatall! Jessica has a cute pert booty, but I'm sure you can find some actual booty (for all you White and Asian people that like apple booty-Latinos and Blacks like cantaloupe booty) elsewhere. What about Stacy Keibler, she has a cute buttocks.

Please the Vida vs Buffie booty pics are so icky, I told you its about Ki-Toy!

Fuck those asses, let me cum on those feet. Nothing is like letting my hot, sticky cum run down those latina soles!

Jessica Alba wins hands down. I would do everything imaginable to her rear end. She is so hot. I would pay a lot of money just to feel her ass.

Alba wins, hands down.

Jessica Alba beats that mousy looking wetback with the big dent in her nose and cellulite on her ass Eva LongWHORIA.
alba wins hands down.

I would sniff Jessica Alba's asshole & lick it clean.

u can c evas asshole if u look..

LongWHORIA can mop up my splooge with her tongue after Jessica's done shitting it out of her luscious asshole

I mean, seriously, look at those greased up, shiny hiney cheeks! I wanna manhandle that ass, spanking her 'til her cheeks are rosy red, spit lube her shitter with a tongue fucking and commit an absolutely over the top act of filthy, ass wrecking lust upon Jessica's justifiably prized poopchute! Over and over and over....! Eva had no chance in this Ass off. someone mentioned Stacy Keibler, and i say either Stacy or another actress named Jessica, Miss Beil, would or definitely should, provide better competition with they're shapely backsides. I'd take a LONG ride down the Hershe Highway with those 2 as well! For Ass Off competitions, medium ass against medium, large against large,small vs. small.

Jessica Alba has a perfect little booty :)