Maxim, May 2005: Pampita Wants Your Vote, Damn It!
Thursday, April 20th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours by Moe
Pampita was #6 on my list, but she's #1 in my heart. Ok, that was lame. Please do vote for her when you're creating your sexiest woman list.
Anyway, in an attempt to make a plug & fill some space, I give you my list. Grab a large glass of icy cold water & please remember to read the list slowly b/c I don't you people having heart attacks due to the excessive hotness that you'll find below...
Remember, if you haven't voted yet, just copy & paste my list into the Official Bastardly Sexiest Woman post.
1. Petra Nemcova (Beautiful from the outside & inside. Please donate to her fund!!!)
2. Luisana Lopilato (Little kids around the globe die for her, so there's gotta be something special about her, right?)
3. Alessandra Ambrosio (She looks so deliciously breakable!!)
4. Stacy Keibler (Watched Gush's video of Stacy shaking her amazing ass 3000mph just to confirm my decision.)
5. Aida Yespica (just watched two clips of her Italian TV performances to confirm my decision)
6. Pampita (aka Carolina Ardohaim) —(Her name would sound so cool during ultra long sessions of crazy south american sex)
7. Kelly Rowland - Sistahs need to represent!!
8. Bai Ling (Kinky is the new sexy, baby!!!)
9. Jessica Alba (just checked out beach photos of her to confirm)
10. Eliza Dushku- Ultra sexy & the new Alyssa Milano, in my opinion.
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Here's the rest of the Pampita's Maxim layout. Argentine & Italian Maxims are heavenly, I tell you. My God.
dat ass.
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The thing I don't like about Pampita is her name. Pampita. Sound like Piñada!
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DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNN! Im no lesbian but... You have to appreciate that rear... my goodness.
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Im speechless.
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Yes yes, I know...
this woman is amazing.
MUST
VISIT
ARGENTINA!!!
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yes, pampita is amazing, but she should be higher on your list!!! never heard of luisana before, but if you like her, ALIZEE should be on your list as well. oh, and you left adriana lima off your list... oversight? jessica alba should be higher on the list, and you can leave kelly rowland and bai ling off... seriously... what about grace park (the actress) or lucy lui in her place? both WAY hotter....
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I think she's great!
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HOLY SHIT WHAT AN ASS!!!!! THANKS, JACKSON, FOR NOT PUTTIN YET ANOTHER PIC OF SLOBBA TROSS!!!!! PAMPITA HAS MY VOTE AS SEXY AS HELL!!!
1) PAMPITA
2) PETRA NEMCOVA
3) EVA LONGORIA
4) JAMIE KING
5) ROSARIO DAWSON
6)HALLE BERRY
7)CARMEN ELECTRA
8)JESSICA BIEL
9) HEIDI KLUM
10) ANGELINA JOLIE
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In case you didn't know, Pampita is about to deliver her first son any day now.
http://www.notiblog.com.ar/index.php?cat=28
includes photos of her about five months pregnant and still looking HOT!!!
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She's hot!! I don't have anything bad to say here. I didn't know her before. This site is very educational!
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AGUANTE LOS REDONDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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holy crap! definite top 5, nice...........
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she is hot! no discussion. only ogle..
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Hey, is that Angelina Jolie in the little bubble?
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1 picture - buttaface alert!
Too much plastic surgery there. Believe me! CHEAP girl.
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you are very nice i love you LUISANA LOPILATO ...you are beutiful girl you sing very well with camila bordonaba felibe colombo and benjamin rojas
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