Bastardly Lady of the Day - Julia

Wow. Can a girl get more full of herself? I think I'm going to up-chuck.

What kind of a school does she go to? School for the pompous and ugly?

Nah, not hot at all. Not hideous, but surely not as attractive as she believes herself to be. Next!

Whoa. Dirty whore alert.

Is licking your own knee a turn-on? If she's so hot then why are the guys in the pictures BUTT UGLY? Not only is merely average, but I have to deduct points for vanity.
NEXT!

This bitch is pretty fugly, but since shes clearly blind as well.
I'll try to refrain from insulting the disabled.

see that pic on page 3? thats when you drink too much happy juice kids.
I would oversee the arrogance if she actually had something to offer!
Cue the brown bag-and make it snappy.

wtf....

she's not ugly at all, but of course, not the hottest girl of her school! and the first and third pic... speechless...I don't know how she dared to send that..

hmm... i think your bastardly ladies of the day are getting worse and worse.... i think it started with Lisa S.

Hell, I'd hate to see the uglier girls at school if she's the "hottest" one.

she ugly. If she is the hottest in her shcool than i feel bad for anyone going to that school. And if she is so hot why is she going out for losers?
i dont like her face, i dont like her attitude, i dont like her clothes, i dont like her hair and make up, and i dont like her body and dumb poses.

ugh she is nasty, god she's fucking ugly and way to proud the guys in the pics look more apealing to me

based on the pics (licking the knee? wtf?) and the comments ("hell yeah! look at them"), this one is actually, seriously a joke.

Uhhhh...can you say rhinoplasty?

average, not ugly, but definitely average

cute = yes, hottest girl in school = probably not, would i bump uglies w/ her = yes, would you go to prom w/ her = probably not. Unless she guartneed you got laid after prom then = yes!! Is this a joke today = ???

She seems to be a good skull fuck candidate although I dont think her mouth opens wide enough yet. I believe I can make it work. I think I can see some taint in the pic where she is licking herself clean. Taint or a bush. A bush that needs wackin'. I'll bet i can get some whole milk out of them titties because she looks to be lactating. I notice a love bump in the "prom" pic. Maybe thats a cum belly. I suggest she drink skim and get a facial. She has a i-love-my-tits-so-fuck-me-hard-in-my-ass-and-i-will-lick-his-asshole personality. Obviously she has loads of self esteem and most likely an ivy-leaguer. Good luck with your career as a streetwalker. Some advice: get a good pimp and pay for your trailer CASH. Interest rates are going up.

I tell you in Italian: se sei la ragazza più "hot" della tua scuola non oso immaginare come siano le altre..

Nobody puts Baby in the corner.

All I have to say is ew.

Haha everyone takes the text too literally. Perhaps she is using sarcasm. I think its funny if she is, cause you certainly know if she were serious about this she'd probably be just like every other girl on here with a ton of makeup on, no or little clothes, and sexually suggestive poses. Or maybe someone just stole these pictures off of myspace.

Her face is clearly subpar, her body too ordinary and a bit on the fat side.

***********Uhhhh…can you say rhinoplasty?******

I hear ya.......
Maybe her and Lisa S. could get a group discount. Anyway, they are both unattractive.

Kinda funny. A couple snaps are 1) out of focus and 2) the rest with the scrawny, pukey-looking little pizza face boys. Which tells me 1) whoever tells her she's beautiful is the same guy who took the fuzzy snaps and he can't SEE that she's fugly... and 2) she pays the homely dudes to tell her she's gorgeous cuz the boys are all meth users and need the cash.

Is she serious? Like, she looks 1) trashy and 2) not hot. If she's the hottest girl in her school, she must go to the School for the Ugly, Conceited, and Semi-Retarded. Ok, fine. Make that Completely-Retarded.

Is that her boyfriend? I think he's pretty.

def not hott .... as for Baby-Shamu-fucker , i was the BLOTD like weeks ago-- get over it--- stop referring back to me ... send me your pic so we could see whats good...

.... yea didnt think so

what's up with the blurry pics?? And she says she's barely legal....hmm...i'm kinda skeptical on that because in the pics where she's with a guy, boy, whatever, she looks significantly older compared to these kids
and yeah...she's average

EEeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Gag me with a Spoon, or my own Knee!

i don't think any old man would wanna sleep with her,much less give her their money!

YEp I threw up a little

She is not hot EITHER Lisa ssssssslut, but her nose is most definately BETTER than yours bozo. Get over your ugly self, who in the fuck are you to judge "hot?" When you are a dog ALSO!!!

what are you 5 years old ??? im gunna call ur mommy and tell her about your filthy mouth.... i bet ur one of those kids whose sit around home all day searching on the internet for recipes on how to blow uo your school bc everyone hates you and picks on you.... ::baby cries:: poor you ! but save the media the terrible news and skip right to the suicide part .... im pretty sure no1's gunna miss you judging by your miserable and hateful attitude ... Whats the matter??? mommy and daddy didnt hug you enough as a kid... GOOD ... go kill yourself- It would make my day to read about it in the news tommarow morning =-)

LMFAO...you are all too funny. Yep she's marriage material. Like the knee licking thing she has going on. Wow...got allot of courage to post your ug-mug on this site....ha ha ha...wake up sista your posting on THE BASTARDLY!!!

Glad the site is back up and running.

nar·cis·sism (NäR-si-sizm) --
1) Excessive love or admiration of oneself. Conceit.
2) A psychological condition characterized by self-preoccupation, lack of empathy, and unconscious deficits in self-esteem.
3) Condition that causes one to lick one's own knee and send photos of her ugly self for posting on websites.

Whether pathological narcissism is the result of genetic programming or of dysfunctional families and faulty upbringing — is still an unresolved question. One thing's for sure: it's pretty fucked-up.

On the upside: her looks have her a "ready-made frumpy housewife."

Finally:
WHY does a dog lick it's balls? BECAUSE HE CAN.
WHY does a fug lick her knee? BECAUSE SHE'S A MORON.

I get back from vacation...pop onto the Bastardly (excited to see what I've missed) and I get THIS shit? This chick is one of the ugliest bitches I've ever seen and she's obviously a nerd that fucks for attention. What is with her mouth being open all the time? I think on the 3rd picture (the head shot of her with mouth open) there should be a caption reading "insert cock here!"

Note to Julia: No matter what you do or wear or how slutty you try to portray yourself; you are ugly, you will never be pretty, and you need to stop trying. Go read a book at the library because that is where you fit in at. Not here, nor at any other site promoting beautiful women. I doubt that the tapers of Girls Gone Wild would even be interested in your ugly ass! Is that you'r brother with you in the pics? If not, it must be someone from the chess club. You are vomit! Walking Vomit!

Isn't >>>LISA S

Hey! "Lisa S" you should've kept your trap shut when Baby Shamu mentioned you with only six strokes at the keyboard! BUT YOU BLEW IT! You took the bait! READILY took the bait. And now you've resurrected yourself as the notorious LARGEST VOLUME of POSTINGS as a BLOTD!

http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/03/30/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-...

Let's review: Lisa S. is the orange-skinned, big-nosed, bright-pink-lipstick gal who was ABSOLUTELY BRUTALIZED in a record 140 posts here on The Bastardly!

And now...here she is...like a pitiful junkyard dog...returning to the scene of the crime and responding to the taunts of another venerable member of The Bastardly Tour-de-Force of smartass blabbermouths (of which I am one, too)!!

Lisa S: Take pride! Your looks and sassy knee-jerk posts make you a CHAMPION of BLOTD put-downs and posts! But "Sorry," but there is no redemption for you. You're probably still orange-colored. You probably still have that same shade of 'stick in your purse. You're probably still cheap looking. You're still grammatically and punctuation-wise challenged in your writing. And it's obvious that you're still incredibly defensive about your looks and who you are. You've got a personality disorder, darlin!

And "no," I won't send you my photos. I was NEVER so stupid to begin with as to send my snaps to a website like this! Who dun-ya-wrong? Look in the mirror! If you don't make it crack and/or you make yourself SCREAM at what you see.

Olives!

Ha ha ha...you girls are hilarious. You're right Nodakgirl; "I was NEVER so stupid to begin with as to send my snaps to a website like this!". I would never subject myself to that. Kudos to those who do...damn that's brave.

This bitch looks too much like Fabio for my taste.

Well this girl is average, verging on homely, but then she skanked it out with the knee licking thing, so now I just think she's gross.

Oh wow, I just looked back on that link kindly donated by nodakgirl...jesus Lisa S. why are you still hanging on to this website? Let go already! I read a good number of those comments and you are certainly not liked! People hate you! Why are you still commenting?

After all those hate comments you must be the number #1 most hated girl on the internet. You sacrificed your self respect and dignity and exposed your ass and your insecurity to all the bastardly readers for a couple of shallow compliments and I do mean a couple. Id reccommend you leave and drop it cause you'll never win this battle, i pity you for being as stupid as you were to post your pictures in the first place didnt you know that would happen!?!? Oh well, expect your pictures to be vandalized, copied, and spread around the internet in places you would never want your picture to be.

P.S. - Worst comeback I have ever heard.

NEXT PLEASE!

"and spread around the internet in places you would never want your picture to be" -- like moejackson.com hahah! I guess she would (obviously), but she shouldn't want it on here...

I kinda like her. She seems like she'd be into...WHATEVER I SAY!

eeeewwwww! and HOW is she hot????? ugh!!!!!

What is that, her brother? NASSSSSSSSSSSS-TEA

Shut up Lisa S! You're so darn annoying! At elast the chick doen't look like a transexual and her nose isn't as bad as yours. Seriously, don't throw stones when you live in a glass house.

"Would you sleep with a man the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?"

"Sure, why not?? $3,000,000 is a lot of money."

i have a feeling you shot a little high on this one jackson
how much is an 8-ball?

I like this girl. She has a sense of humor.

pictures of her throwing big macs at homeless people's heads out her car window
now that would be a sense of humor

*"tommarow"* Laughing my ass off at how STUPID you are, this is not even close to being called a "typo," which is an honest mistake. This *spelling* here just show plain stupidity.

Lisa, not only are you ugly with a clown nose, you are so fucking stupid you can't even spell a word right that most of us learned before the 2nd or 3rd grade. BTW idiot, it is spelled: TOMORROW! TOMORROW! TOMORROW! There, got it? However, I doubt it.
Go get some rhinoplasty. (That means NOSE JOB!!)

Girly Poo- I am totally befuddled as to why you would think your mouth gaping open is sexy? There is nothing sexy in being able to tell if you brushed your tounge. And the knee pose!? Did you even look at these pictures before you submitted them? Just befuddled...

She's boring. But now the exciting part!! LISA S, so I was reading the posts and damn you guys can get nasty!! So, I decided to go to the link nodkagirl put up, to see for myself.

Question to LISA S. Did you used to be a guy? No, seriously, because I you're kinda scary. And so very orange. And you don't have a flat boy butt.

Just had to add my two cents worth!!

Peed!

She's the hottest girl at her school?
>doubles over in laughter>
Er. Whatever.

Weird that all the pictures are blury huh? Must have nothing to do with the fact that she is horribly unattractive. But she does have super knee licking skills.....that'll come in handy one day.

this isn't even funny. whoever put these pictures up of her is sick and twisted (because it was not her!)...as well as pathetic and lonely. i cannot believe that you would do that to her for no reason, and then what you think it makes you cool to do this and not sign off on it? own up to your shit. you are probably one of the ugliest people that exists. put your shit up here and see what people have to say. once again, i want to puke because this is just like a lame ass thing to do to somebody who is actually really really really really HOT, SEXY, BANGING (the list keeps going) and everyone knows it. it took mad time for you to find like bad pictures of her, and that once again makes you pitiful. i hope you are enjoying this like humor you nasty fuck. enjoy the seven circles of hell.

haha, good job amelia. julia, obviously whatever the hell these people have to say is pointless. i was first going to suggest that you should just turn it around on whoever set you up and send in photos that accuratly represent your beauty instead of having someone post pictures of you that they picked. then i realized that that would be ridiculous, because people that send in photos of themselves need to be reassured of their looks when generally they are not even that good looking. you obviously dont need to be. i am a fan of the knee licking picture though. everyone takes things too literally. it was making fun of people who pose in underwear trying to look sexy for random assholes out there. im pretty sure julia didnt think it was actually sexy. though who knows, she is eccentric. these pictures were for our friends, not for everyone on the internet. to the person who posted these without julia's consent, it's a crime. however, if we ever do find out who you are, we wont turn you in. i'd prefer to kick your ass myself. on the second photo, julia, we all told you you looked crazy that day. but its ok because im sure you made up for it the next day. to everyone who called her ugly... hahahaha. how good looking are you? probably about as good looking as whatever asshole posted these from our school. julia, you are amazing and do not feel bad about yourself based on what a bunch of jealous girls and guys who come to some dumb website to rate girls during their free time, think.
and honestly, to the person who thought of the idea to make julia look ridiculous, you do realize that trying to get out whatever inner anger you have is completely juvenile and horribly mean.

To all of you lovely patrons of "bastardly".com,
My best friend is the young lady pictured above. She had no knowledge that these pictures were posted on this website. She is the victim of a sick joke by a jealous individual. Whoever sent these pictures in is a sick fuck who is trying to overcome their own insecurities by belittling someone. Julia IS a beautiful person. These are stupid/silly pictures of her which we took in jest. However, besides that, she is an incredibly intelligent, talented, hilarious person. She doesn't go to for "the pompous and ugly", she actually goes to a highly selective, prestigious school which I doubt any of your asses could get into. I don't think any of you losers care about that, because clearly your interests lie in criticizing people you don't even know for superficial qualities. Maybe you should all get off your asses instead of sitting on this dumb shit website which I can't believe I actually have to be paying attention to. Take up hobbies. You know, there's knitting, the banjo, and a whole lot of charity work to be done.

Ah where to begin. A) It's a nice feeling to know that regardless of the infantile, jealous and harsh actions of one of my (high school) classmates, my friends will stick up for me in a heartbeat. Thank you guys. B) To whomever did this, come on. Give me a break. We are leaving high school so soon, I don't know why you are insistant on embarassing or provoking or insulting or humiliating me. This seems unnecessarily mean. Just plain mean. I was unaware that there was someone who could hate me so much that they would do this, but such is life, I suppose. I hope that you feel better about yourself, because I don't feel much worse about myself (though being called fat, fugly, and brain-dead based solely on my looks doesn't feel great.) C) to the patrons of this amazing website. I don't need to comment on the obvious factors that contribute to me feeling OK about your comments. We all have our weird online hobbies, and I won't attempt to make you feel bad. And most people actually do post their own pictures up here and want feedback. So, though your feedback is generally incredibly mean-spirited, people do ask for it. I don't know what would make a person want to get feedback from complete strangers who have only mean intentions. I will only comment on the humor of judging my intelligence based on a few pictures that were meant for my friends. I don't know you, nor do you know me. So to call me an idiot or make any character judgements seems virtually impossible. As well, I am clearly in high school, I am clearly younger than any of the other woman on this website, some of you should probably feel ashamed for tearing apart a girl. So in conclusions, thanks for all of the unwanted feedback on my looks. Some of the stuff that people said is just pretty gross and not even funny. But I have a sense of humor, and thank God years of therapy has made this ok. Also, I'm a 32 D, not C. Good job.

sad, fucking sad

JULIA! com'on! is that a sad excuse just because everyone on this site think yer' butt ugly? ohhhh poor YOU!:'(

Too late Julia. This/you are yesterday's "news."

Not the ugliest, BUT she must go to a school of the most homeliest girls, or she's narcissistic or something fucked up.

Julia send in some nice pictures that YOU picked, prove that those were picked by other people to make you look bad!

Is this a joke someone played on the real Julia? I'm not a hater on girls (anymore) but is she freaking for REAL? Females should believe they're cute (no matter how ugly they are) I do and I'm not hideous, but WOW! She' not pretty or sexy, IDK why she's licking her nasty leg either.

I've never said anything mean about any girl like this, so that's how serious I am.

Talk about retarded...that first pic is just creepy. The girl is not butt ugly, but not a beauty. I doubt she's "the hottest girl from her school". She looks adorable, like a nice person. But then she opens her mouth...it amazes me how full of themselves some people can be!

Julia, you are an ugly hag, vain or not, your are homely-----next.......

Wow...nothing gives me a semi like a girl licking her knee! No wait...I mean I want to be hit by a semi.

yeah i agree a bit of humor is sneaking through her pics/words. :)

and that's cool with me... :)

is it just me or is she stick skinny in the first pic and then big boned in the rest?

Pictures are blurry, can't tell what she really looks like, but i can still tell she's ugly.

32 c's went to waste.

Those pictures are what happens when average chicks get gassed.

"she ugly. If she is the hottest in her shcool than i feel bad for anyone going to that school. And if she is so hot why is she going out for losers?
i dont like her face, i dont like her attitude, i dont like her clothes, i dont like her hair and make up, and i dont like her body and dumb poses."

HAHA PERFECT!!!

also "homely" is a good description.

Oh, and she's trashy too :) I know, I'm a hater. haha

I love it when girls lick their knees... it's so hot.................

WTF???? is she wearing Chinese slippers from the 80's?

btw --

And OOPS! >>>"Lisa S?"

oh yeah and i hate you.

I'm not hot, BUT I'm a helluva lot more attractive than this.

this is a joke, right?

hell no. I like women, not girls.

Is that first pic supposed to be sexy? Cuz I don't know what's sexy about molesting you own knee.

Umm if she is the hottest girl in her school..... kill me now please, and i feel sorry for the rest of students

Truth, ain't that the truth...

Where is Crack, surely, he must have something good to say about this specimen.