Joanna Krupa looking sexy like we know she should



When we saw Joanna Krupa at the Maxim 100th Issue Party, there was the thought that she could be pregnant or gaining some poundage...well, atleast that dress didn't seem too flattering. Now here's some Joanna Krupa to redeem herself. Yes, she is hot.

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Redemption is a lot easier with the help of Adobe Photoshop.

Monday, April 24th, 2006 @ 3:02pm
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She looks very hot and her hair is gorgeous. But I would've never recognised her if you didn't tell me who she was..

Monday, April 24th, 2006 @ 4:25pm
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I think she's covering something up...

Monday, April 24th, 2006 @ 9:00pm
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did she used to be a man show girl? in those last pics she looked familiar.
anyways, this is the hottest I've seen her. its also the only professional, carefully lit, fully made up photo shoot I've ever seen of her. hrm. she's pretty normally, but this seems like great lighting and tons of photo shopping to make her look not just pretty, but beautiful

Monday, April 24th, 2006 @ 9:19pm
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I can't diss her; she's pretty.

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006 @ 12:41pm
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She's hot.. i'll like me some

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006 @ 8:39pm
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That dress she wore to the Maxim Party was still shitty, though.
Which goes to show you another benefit of nudity. No one knows if the bare titties' owner lacks taste and style.

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006 @ 9:32pm
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PS: In Snap 1, she's looking very circa 1991 Helena Christensen ala WICKED GAME in Chris Isaak video.

http://chrisisaak.online.fr/photos-films/wg25.jpg

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006 @ 9:57pm
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PPS: Is she related to the great drummer GENE KRUPA, the very first percussion artist to do "the extended drum solo" and thereby enabling future glory moments for John Bonham, Keith Moon, Ginger Baker and the sorry bony ass of Tommy Lee?

Regardless, I'm sure many Bastardly Boys would like to
Bang her Bongos
Zing her Zildjians
Tittilate her Tom-Toms
Cop a feel of her Congas

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006 @ 10:08pm
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Wow! Coincidence! Didn't know it!
That's Helena Christensen in the Natalie Portman Snaps below.
Not to bad for 15 years later!!!

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 7:41pm
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cant wait to have those boobs in my mouth...where can i find her..is she available...at what price$

Friday, August 17th, 2007 @ 1:54am
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Not bad as a model...i wonder if she could pose for Playboy magazine in their next issue?

Saturday, November 24th, 2007 @ 7:47pm
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Joanna Krupa is ugly in real life, she only looks good in photoshop. Besides, Joanna Krupa is a whore!

Sunday, February 17th, 2008 @ 6:22pm
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wtf I thought that was Ana Beatriz!

Thursday, April 24th, 2008 @ 10:39am
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wow mark did joanna krupa diss you and thats why you are spreading lies? i personally know her and she is the sweetest down to earth humble celeb i have ever meant. mark u are obviously an ugly fat miserable fuck so go screw yourself. i am sorry god made you ugly and now you try to take it out on gorgeous people.

Friday, May 30th, 2008 @ 12:47am
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