Natalie Portman reminds us that we all want to bang her



Yes, there'll be the comments that she's built like a 12 year old boy but no matter what it's still Natalie fucken Portman.... and I would have no qualms seeing an exposed flat chest if it came down to it... and you can't deny a bunch of you out there would feel the same way too!!!

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AH hA!! I can't wait to see these in hi rez.... they look like i can put the Xray effect of them...

but, honestly.. i thought they'd be bigger.

Monday, April 24th, 2006 @ 3:17pm
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Is she smiling because that's actually a giant vibrator she's holding over her crotch?

Monday, April 24th, 2006 @ 4:08pm
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shes pretty cuuute

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006 @ 9:02pm
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this lady is by far the hottest lady I've seen with a bald head

Tuesday, April 25th, 2006 @ 11:16pm
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they both look like a couple of transvesties

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 9:09am
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When did she get so old looking?

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 8:17pm
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nipples!!!

Sunday, August 6th, 2006 @ 11:56pm
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HER TOES ARE ALWAYZ DOING SOMETHING STRANGE...MUST COINCIDE W/ THE NIPPLATION...

Thursday, August 17th, 2006 @ 3:56am
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i'm pretty sure she knew they were um, visible...how does a strapless bra sound, NAT?

Sunday, August 27th, 2006 @ 9:25pm
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eh she's okay, a little on the plain side though eh

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 10:57pm
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sSHE IS FUCKING UGLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL BLIND MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 10:58pm
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I would like to remind her pokey nipples that the pokey head of my red hot dick is willing to make a visit any time.

Friday, April 24th, 2009 @ 5:16pm
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She's holding that puss....er, purse, over her biscuit because she's not wearing anything under that dress.

Friday, April 24th, 2009 @ 6:33pm
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Natalie Portman doesn't look very good here but I'd still fuck the shit out of her.

Monday, April 27th, 2009 @ 7:04pm
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