80 Year Old Nicole Richie & Mischa Barton Do Art
Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These two skinnies were seen @ "Color Me Mine" in Beverly Hills last week. I'm sure some of you have been in there @ one point or another. I'm talking to our female demographic, of course.
The only reason a guy would go into "Color Me Mine" would be b/c...
1. He's trying to sleep w/ a chick
2. Trying to make up for fucking up in a relationship
3. Anniversary gift to his significant other & he's dragged in
4. Really, really into art or possibly gay
5. Trying to sleep w/ a chick who works there.
6. Trying to sleep w/ a chick that frequents the joint.
7. Trying to build a "deeper relationship" w/ a chick so that she'll consider oral sex.
Ok, those were pulled out of my ass, so I'm sure you guys can think of other stuff...
Enjoy the snaps!
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it that the place that was in players?
or whatever the hell they called swingers 2
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good list,
but, only dudes with weak pimp hands go to places like this
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Poor Nicole, I hope she doesnt die, I really do.
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Good to see Mischa finally figure out the secret to looking beautiful: hang out with uglier girls.
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Richie looks unwell.
I've always liked Mischa, she's a little boyish looking in the face...but she's got some class about her and she also has a great voice.
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Mischa is Stunning! That's a far cry from the double chin...
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Somebody needs to get Dick Cheney on the horn right away, and put these sick puppies to sleep. Arf...Arf...Kaboom!!!
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Micha looks better than usual, and NL even worse than usual.
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that list sounds rights, because I think its a cute date and would definitely have sex with my man if he took me.
nicole probably has bulimic swelling under her chin
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Boyish in the face? No Mischa has a rather feminin face I think. She's pretty here. Nicole looks awwwful! Ouch.
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my two favourite celebrities. fck i love Nicole and Mischa! they rule hollywood...to me. ehhe
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mischa is absolutely stunning but actually no you dont need to go out with good looking people to be good looing thats just really shallow LOL. Yes nicole richie is lookign worse.
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What does Insect keep in that little miniature pelican's pouch?
Regurgitation? The last half-hours upchuck, cuz she can't make it to a bathroom?
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She's lost so much weight that skin's gotta go somewhere. You'd think she'd pony up the $1200 and get that fixed though.
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eeewww. We are watching her die slowly everyday.
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you ppl see what hanging around paris hilton your whole life does to ppl like nicole?
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Can you please stop bashign Nicole she'cute, funny and better without that big whore call Paris, as for Misha she's cute too and these to girl have the the cutest look in holywood these days despite the fact that yes they are too skinny...
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Nicole looks really sick. mischa is gorgeous there. Mischa's not sick. She's naturally thin. Even look at some of the pictures of her as a child. She's really beautiful. Love ya Meesh!!! xoxo
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Mischa is pretty here. She usually is just average looking. Nicole worries me. If any of my friends or family members were doing this to themselves, I'd kidnap them, tie them to a bed and force feed them intravenously so they couldn't barf it up!
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ah chew
jew
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you guys are soooo not even funny.. u say shes 2 skinny then bag her bout havin a double chin?
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ur a fukin fag ur the type of person to cause anorexia nd body image issues ur a fuking cunt nd i hope u die
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