Bastardly Lady of the Day - Lourdes



Alicia writes:

I think my sister, Lourdes, is pretty cute. What do you think? Hot latina?


Alicia, I agree...hope you don't get into too much trouble with you sister b/c now she's Bastardly Famous!!!

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In other words if you're asking whether your sister would get slammed or not, well the answer is yes she would get slammed like a ho.

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 10:14am
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Damn, I know who is rounding out my perfecta in the Derby.

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 10:18am
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not a fan of her teeth slash eyebrows

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 10:26am
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Guillermo's sliding beer scale says at least 12.
Guillermo would have to consume at least 12 beers and/or cocktails in order to think horse-face here is one night material.

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 10:41am
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matt dillon
that is what i said

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 10:44am
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haha she's all gums!

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 10:57am
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Sorry, I must be jet lagged! I don't know why in the hell I thought you said Matt Damon. My Bad!

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 11:03am
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I think I saw that thoroughbred down at the track. The bitch owes me money.

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 11:37am
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I dont know guys, in that first pic on page two she looking an awful lot like Chief Engineer B'Elanna Torres.
Check it out--->
http://www.ugo.com/channels/dvd/features/startrekvoyager_season2/images/...

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 11:49am
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Well, I could pity her and say shes pretty looking, or i could go with the fact that if someone has pictures like that taken of them then they are obviously a self absorbed, egocentric, self-loving, pompus, stuck up little princess. Im guessing somebody wants to be a model. Gross. By the way I like the angles in pictures one and two, keep trying to hide your flaws ho. And i think im the only one that really questions the authenticity of the photos anyway, as in does the person who sends them in and say these things really look like the person in the photos? Cause its pretty damn stupid/brave for these girls to do this. Well good luck in your modeling endeavours you busted face teen queen latina.

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 11:56am
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My first thought about her was a direct connection to Madonna's spawn, and my second, third, and fourth were all related to her trying too hard, blah blah. I see this every day. Next!

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 12:16pm
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How is it she looks so cute in the first two pics and quite frankly, beastly in the other two? How could her sis think the 2nd pics are cute?! Mean sister.

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 12:21pm
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Moose, I seriously should roam your hood and hit up your chem class!!!

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 12:25pm
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Lucy.
I just don't see peeps "intelligence" having the motivation to take a snap of herself with a cellphone (Snaps #1 and #2). True, I'm probably "generalizing" but I just don't see the self-snapshotting trait happening among peeps with brains. Other peeps taking snaps of a brainiac? Sure! But not self-snapping. That's done by sweet girls who are tampering with becoming self-absorbed and brainless sluts.

Everyone else: Lighten up on her "formal" snaps. This is her Quincea (15th Birthday). It's a Big Deal for this sweet latina and her family. Sweet smile -- but, Lucy, she STILL likely doesn't have an inkling on world issues.

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 12:41pm
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oh dear!

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 1:22pm
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She looks like some ugly philipinos.

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 1:35pm
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So at the Quincea, that's when a girl is allowed by her parents to have sex? I can't see why it would be a big deal otherwise. But yeah, I'd do her. Her, and Chief Engineer B’Elanna Torres. Especially Chief Engineer B’Elanna Torres.

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 1:40pm
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I think she needs a case of proactive her face looks like commercial grade sand paper this is a joke right

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 1:50pm
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gorilla face

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 4:42pm
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Just because someone takes a picture of themselves doesn't mean they're dumb. They're probably just bored. I think she's ok looking, not bad, but not gorgeous. Something about the teeh yeah. Don't like the first pics.

Oh And she looks nothing like Chief Engineer B’Elanna Torres. Wtf?

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 6:14pm
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she looks like she still has all her baby teeth!!!

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 6:45pm
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you're all bitches sitting on your ass. you act like she's the ugliest thing you've seen. i say you submit some of your pictures. i'm betting half the people commenting are over 30, wrinkly, ugly, fat and have worse teeth so STFU

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 7:49pm
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blah blah blah blah blah
submit your pictures
blah blah blah
you think you're so great
blah blah blah blah blah

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 8:06pm
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Not bad, not good. Just normal.

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 9:09pm
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"Just because someone takes a picture of themselves doesn’t mean they’re dumb. They’re probably just bored"

I beg to differ, it has been in my experience thus far that only dumb people get bored. There are of course exceptions. Such as, a Bio Chemist getting locked in a elevator.

If she really was "bored" she should have spent her time popping those zits instead of taking pictures of them.

Thursday, April 27th, 2006 @ 3:35am
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damn, girl got a big head!!

Thursday, April 27th, 2006 @ 5:31am
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Sorry Honey! Acne is not hot. Get yourself some of that shit Jessia Simpson hawks, wax your eyebrows and send another picture after the junior prom.

Thursday, April 27th, 2006 @ 10:09am
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Stoned! Hysterical!
John! Peed!
dfijntrfbhs! My photos are posted RIGHT NOW. You're welcome to view them! They've been posted UP MY ASS.

Thursday, April 27th, 2006 @ 11:02am
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nodakgirl -

you made a lot of good points, i'll concede to that...

"That’s done by sweet girls who are tampering with becoming self-absorbed and brainless sluts."

^ and that...we've all done it, but posting public evidence of it? though this girl didn't submit them herself.

Friday, April 28th, 2006 @ 9:34pm
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She's very pretty. Quite a mature face for someone so young.

Monday, May 1st, 2006 @ 6:39pm
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she looks like matt dillon

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 10:27am
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Now appearing at a McDonald's Drive-Thru Window near you.
Sweet smile.
But she likely doesn't have much of an opinion about how the world, on the heels of Iran's announcment of nuclear capabilities, has resulted in oil approaching $80 a barrel; and how, as the worlds 4th largest oil-producing country with stragetic location at the Strait of Hormuz, could likely disrupt oil tankers in a show of strength and retaliation--if they chose to make an issue of Palestinian rights and those of the Islamic ummah.

"Lourdes." That sure a pretty little name for a pretty little girl with a pretty little smile.

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 11:01am
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Awwww, she sent her quinceañera picture!

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 11:20am
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teeth and eyebrows are just nasty.

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 12:22pm
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She doesn't look like Matt Damon at all. She looks more like Matt Dillon. (if I were comparing her likeness to a man) and that is only because of her teeth (Something About Mary) and her eyebrows.
Aside from that she is really hot! Potty likes!

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 10:33am
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obviously she's a very attractive girl...beautiful smile. and why do you automatically have to equate her prettiness with a deficiency in intellect?

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 11:20am
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Guillermo's beer scale says she's at least a 12.
Guillermo would have to consume at least 12 beers in order to think horse-face here is one night material.

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 @ 10:36am
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send this bitch back across the BORDER!!!!!!!

haha h ah ah ahha ah aha aha ah ha a ha hahaha

Friday, March 7th, 2008 @ 4:28pm
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LOURDES NEEDS TO GET GANG RAPED FOR BEING A WHORE. LOURDES NEEDS TO DIE FROM AIDS FOR BEING A SLUT. UGLY BITCH. FUGLY CUNT.

Thursday, November 6th, 2008 @ 1:56am
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