Sexy Goddess Ana Ruiz in April, 2006 Maxim
Wednesday, April 26th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
I hope the millions of Horndoggs who currently subscribe to America's favorite soft-core porn mag, Maxim, will reconsider their subscriptions once it's time to renew. Since they presumably order the magazine to look @ pictures of super hot women (and of course, check out funny comics from our main man, Mr. Cojo), why not do it right by subscribing to the Italian, Argentine, Mexican, & Ruskie versions of the mag? You get more hotness for your buck.
Case in point: Ms. Ana Ruiz's juicy layout below. Enjoy.
Pretty, Pretty. A little scary, I feel intimidated.
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Gorgeous eye color, and generally beautiful pictures... but some of them ended up a little reptilian. Eerie.
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Ow!
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The foregin Maxims are always hot. The U.S. Maxim has to start stepping up their shit.
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hey she's my cousin!
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Gorgeous. Lovely eyes, perfect body. My favorite is first pic/last page. Some pictures do feel indimidating tough.
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Who the hell is that!?
Never mind...I'll just take more pics...
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this very good, I want that me she absorbs it, puts to me puts
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page 3...she looks like a digusting russian ho
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Oh wow...I suck
*favourite
*intimidating
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